kill this thread

The only thing I'm doing is claiming my award for best thread killer of LPSG.
Yeah, I think not; Dollar store plastic trophies with gold plating and label maker don't say squat. I however hold in my office, the champeenship belt that say best thread killer of all time.
By Golly, I still killed the thread, and that's all there is to it.
 
Yeah, I think not; Dollar store plastic trophies with gold plating and label maker don't say squat. I however hold in my office, the champeenship belt that say best thread killer of all time.
By Golly, I still killed the thread, and that's all there is to it.
Silly silly Chuck.
You hold only the cheap vinyl belt you snatched off the k-mart mannequin you were fondling last Thursday night, and it says nothing.....kind of like that mannequin.

Now clear out of my way as I am the only certified thread killer here in these 47 states!

That's right evybody, I am the great winner and thread killer and I don't need no silly plastic or chocolate fake trophies or stolen belts to prove it! I have slew the thread.....or is that slain? Well either way I have done it so you can all go back to your dull and hum-drum lives as I have made the world safe again.
 
Silly silly Chuck.
You hold only the cheap vinyl belt you snatched off the k-mart mannequin you were fondling last Thursday night, and it says nothing.....kind of like that mannequin.

Now clear out of my way as I am the only certified thread killer here in these 47 states!

That's right evybody, I am the great winner and thread killer and I don't need no silly plastic or chocolate fake trophies or stolen belts to prove it! I have slew the thread.....or is that slain? Well either way I have done it so you can all go back to your dull and hum-drum lives as I have made the world safe again.
None of your lies again, Hoss, none at-all.
You're only certifiable, not certified in thread killing. Whyyyyyy, hell, you couldn't even kill that caterpillar eating your tree leaves. So, move aside, sonny; the master huntsman himself is on the trail of the nefarious thread to kill it with the resolve a marine sniper.
 
Oh, By the way there, Hoss man; The K mart mannequin you speak of was actually your blind date you skipped out on, Manny Quinn. HE grabbed ME because he knew you had vested interest in seeing the men's model underwear model, and was desperate to see you, however, your 1st impression of Horsey making a horse hockey puck in front of the restaurant where you met didn't go over too good. And my Championship belt is made of 100% pure cow leather and gold embossed plating. You only have your trash bag with magic marker written, "Thread Killer"
 
If that's true then why did the thread spell out my name as its killer before it died? Uh huh! Just accept it MC. I killed the thread.
Fluffy. Fluffy,fluffy,flufff-yyyyyy. We both know know it can't spell the name of someone who didn't kill it such as you. Impossible. I'm the one who killed this thread, no more no less.
 
Fluffy. Fluffy,fluffy,flufff-yyyyyy. We both know know it can't spell the name of someone who didn't kill it such as you. Impossible. I'm the one who killed this thread, no more no less.

All I know is that the thread spelled my name and not yours. Maybe you killed a lesser known thread by accident. This thread kill here is mine!
 
All I know is that the thread didn't spell my name but yours. This thread kill here is yours, Chuck!
Too generous, Fluffy doodle. And really, the thread can't spell or even cast spells, so you must've had a dizzy spell to think you killed anything but time.

This ain't GAME OF THRONES, and you're a wannabe mystic.
By golly, I am still the master huntsman of threads.
 
This ain't GAME OF THRONES, and you're a wannabe mystic.
By golly, I am still the master huntsman of threads.

well Chuck, here's the news for you.......according to the rules and newly adapted and adopted bylaws, you forfeit the win and even the possibility of a win by having used the word golly. If we were to allow that, we'll then you'd likely start saying things like "jeepers" and "aw, shucks"

rules are rules after all.

Stop worrying about it though because I am here and I have the great power to destroy this thread and kill it dead for once and for all, so you can go grab your stuffed animal doll and blanket and head off to beddy-bye. Way past your bedtime anyway. When you awaken the thread will be dead dead dead! (all thanks to me)
 
of course I win, I always win and I am the great thread killer! Now be gone, before I turn you into a bowl of tapioca pudding!