kill this thread

[deleted1030587]

Alright, which bastard leaked that in-flight footage! (And 'footage' is not a double entendre @BillM )

 

[BillM]

Alright, which bastard leaked that in-flight footage! (And 'footage' is not a double entendre @BillM )

There and back you were busy beating off!!

 

[deleted1030587]

I've just been cast as a hacker in the new Mission Impossible film. In the opening scene, which lasts 20 minutes, I have to use my hacking skills to kill this thread to join the team. We'll be filming this one scene for a couple of weeks while I'm actually logged in here, so please don't post and ruin my big break. Fingers crossed! PS Tom hasn't mentioned Scientology once.

 

[deleted1030587]

A whole week, looks like I've got this one in the bag!
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Oh. Fuck.

 

[BillM]

DEAD!!!

 

[Matt_x]

Someone PLEASE murder all these spin off threads, its mundane and repetitive. Its no wonder we wont ever get anywhere. There is a killer banana split for the accomplishing winner.

 

[BillM]

Totally Dead!!

 

[1958ST]

is this the end of Fred C. Thread?

 

[BillM]

Got it!!

 

[185248]

 

[BillM]

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Bah! you couldn't save a POP TART from burning in the toaster, s you can't save the world from the evil of the thread, only I can.

 

[TinyPrincess]

 

[BillM]

 

[deleted1030587]

That picture above seems to suggest that there are only 10 inches in a foot. I'm almost entirely certain that isn't correct. He's probably closer to 6 feet tall. If you add up the inches and convert to regular feet. Which I did.

 

[TinyPrincess]

In porn and on the internet there IS only 10 inches in a foot. I thought everyone knew that.

Sometimes there's even only 6, 7 or 8 inches in a foot. How else could you explain all the "Dear Penthouse" stories of footlongs...

 

[BillM]

You are saying this is a foot long?? Oh this thread is DEAD!!

 

[deleted1030587]

The Cookie Monster just punched me in the back of the head and shouted "metric ton, metric foot. Bitch." I guess that's me told. Please don't anger him (her?) further by posting again in this thread.

 

[BillM]

@kubam Here are some more cookies for you and I will kill this thread!!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Don't yell at that kindly and sweet young lady! It's bad enough she is hurting so much from not being able to kill this thread....... which you have repeatedly failed at as well.

Lucky for all the world I am here to save the day! Yes evrryone, I will now kill the thread, this thread this disgusting blight on civilization and rescue the woe begotten world from a fate worse than seeing Chuck's undies hanging on a clothesline.


Come back soon and the thread Wil be no more!

Don't yell at her?OK. I'll yell at YOU INSTEAD. SHADDUP, HOSS!!!!