Levi Johnston

[Bbucko]

well then someone needs to get busy with setting up a betting pool for:

cut/uc
hairy/trimmed/smooth
<5", 6+,7+,8+, >9"
balls S/M/L/XL
low hangers/tight


I'll say cut,trimmed,6+, M balls, tight.

only wildcard: will he show it hard? or just fluffed.

and for the record, i still think it's a long term neg. for his potential career.

I'm gonna go with:

Cut
smallish/average and rather thin
M, w/tightsack

Wildcard: he'll have a semi

Oddly unmentioned:
His ass is probably wide and low

 

[thadjock]

Oddly unmentioned:
His ass is probably wide and low

could be, but he plays hockey,

never saw a hockey player with a bad ass or legs, and he's hitting the gym hard now.

 

[Balljunkie]

You guys are being way to generous.

cut
trimmed short
6 inches
med tight balls

 

[Witlof]

He's obviously vain about his body, so his cock is hardly going to be below average. That said, I bet he's the sort of guy girls lie to. So I'm going for 6.5", but he thinks that's big. Of course, we'll never know cause he won't be fully hard (or even semi, probably). Cut, he's probably the sort of American jock who thinks foreskin is gross. Average balls. Heavily trimmed. And my final guess is his cock is thicker than average, just like its owner.

 

[D_Ivana Dickenside]

ughhh... levi johnston is not even attractive. playgirl might as well ask the former mr. britney spears, AKA k-fed, to pose for them too.

 

[B_thickjohnny]

6", cut and Playboy will ask him to trim just so the package is more visible and probably what people expect. And they might get him to pump a little just to plump it up for the photos.

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

i bet he's fully shaved...

I don't think that deer-huntin' hockey boy will shave. I'm sure that they'll groom him well, though.

I bet that he has a significant paunch that they'll try to hide. Maybe he'll cover the Joe Six-pack issue.

On that note, I thought that Playgirl was canceled a while ago. :confused2:

 

[thadjock]

ughhh... levi johnston is not even attractive. playgirl might as well ask the former mr. britney spears, AKA k-fed, to pose for them too.

ok so maybe levi isnt' ur dream date

but u can't honestly be comparing him to K-fat can u?

 

[TexasTail4U2Use]

The guy certainly is no Brad Pitt or Ryan Seacrest, but you cannot say he is ugly either. Some of us must have lower standards than others because he can fuck my ass ANY time!!!:tongue::tongue:

 

[shanester]

Personally, I like the K-Fed type features and think he's cute. As far as Levi is concerned, he's been working out for three months to prepare for the photo shoot. So with that, proper lighting, makeup, etc., he'll look great. It's all showbiz. If it wasn't, they'd have done the photo shoot months ago just as he was. Playgirl is now just online, not in magazine print. I read months ago that he would have underwear on, maybe a back shot, but no frontal. Of course they may have upped the pay and he's changed his mind.

 

[TexasTail4U2Use]

Personally, I like the K-Fed type features and think he's cute. As far as Levi is concerned, he's been working out for three months to prepare for the photo shoot. So with that, proper lighting, makeup, etc., he'll look great. It's all showbiz. If it wasn't, they'd have done the photo shoot months ago just as he was. Playgirl is now just online, not in magazine print. I read months ago that he would have underwear on, maybe a back shot, but no frontal. Of course they may have upped the pay and he's changed his mind.

Let's hope money talks with him!!!!! Even before working out he was not too shabby to look at. Sure a little gut on him but at least he's not skin and bone like so many of the twinks out there. Just how many of you would actually send him home alone if he came on to you, or you to him and he took you up on the offer?????

 

[MichiganRico]

The latest Levi update from US Mag:

News &ndash; Levi Johnston Tells Us: "I Just Get Naked. That's What I Do." &ndash; Celebrity News &ndash; UsMagazine.com

And for all you lying gay guys who say you aren't interested in Levi Johnston, BS. If given the chance, you know you'd hit that shit harder than a bug on an expressway windshield.

 

[thadjock]

Personally, I like the K-Fed type features and think he's cute.

ya me 2, but i just can't get over how huge he got, it's like he's wearing a sumo wrestler costume.

maybe he's just bulking up to be on celebrity fit club and regain his hotness and extend his fame

i like skeet ulrich too, he's sort of in that same type dark hair/eyes/scruffy beard/stubble.

 

[thadjock]

I don't think that deer-huntin' hockey boy will shave. I'm sure that they'll groom him well, though.

hmm...u know maybe that deer huntin hockey boy had parents who weren't into paying to have him cut or are back woods anarchists, his mom is a drug addict after all, maybe she just had him at home and a doctor never got near his wang to clip it?

I may have to rethink my vote for him being cut.

 

[mykal923]

im betting hes 6 1/2 cut thick the pubes will be cut back with a weed wacker to make it look bigger and his semi hairy hockey ass will be nice to see anyway

 

[F_Man]

well then someone needs to get busy with setting up a betting pool for:

only wildcard: will he show it hard? or just fluffed.

and for the record, i still think it's a long term neg. for his potential career.

My bet: just fluffed, to leave the hint of a possibility of vice-presidential grower-splendour :smile::biggrin1:

After his 14 minutes of f/sh-ame, he'll end up totally fallen, in the great American tradition (unless he's truly hung, like semi-alcoholic and selling his ass before turning druggie :redface:

 

[thadjock]

I read months ago that he would have underwear on, maybe a back shot, but no frontal. Of course they may have upped the pay and he's changed his mind.

ya, i haven't seen how much $$$ he's getting to do this, has anybody else?

and does anybody know who the top 5 most recent notable centerfolds were? i'm not a regular PG reader... but I thought they just got random str8 dudes who thought they were doing it for hot chick readers, and had no clue gay dudes prolly outnumber the chicks.

 

[thadjock]

After his 14 minutes of f/sh-ame, he'll end up totally fallen, in the great American tradition (unless he's truly hung, like semi-alcoholic and selling his ass before turning druggie :redface:

I"m not singling you out, but so many posters here have such a harsh end-view of this dude's future. I'm a little puzzled, do people hope he crashes and burns?

I guess i'm an optimist and hope the best for him and his son, I mean think about it, one day he's just a HS kid in alaska messin around with his gf, and the next he gets drop kicked into that cyclone of stupidity surrounding SP.

I can't say how I'd handle it, but using 15 min of fame to cash in, and maybe get the resources to build a better life for yourself & your kid isnt' so morally depraved. It would be great to see him NOT end up on celebrity rehab exploited by Dr. Drew.

 

[Bbucko]

could be, but he plays hockey,

never saw a hockey player with a bad ass or legs, and he's hitting the gym hard now.

Maybe.

It was just a gut-call. And you might well be right about his being cut, too; it's just that the whole brood is so completely American, I kinda doubt it. And even if he is uncut, I doubt we'll get a foreskin-tug shot.

The pix won't lie (much).

 

[thadjock]

And you might well be right about his being cut, too; it's just that the whole brood is so completely American, I kinda doubt it. And even if he is uncut, I doubt we'll get a foreskin-tug shot.

ya, the more i think about it , cut or uc is a total toss-up.

they are (or at least present as) completely american whenever it's advantageous, so maybe they opted in for the whole patriotic clip job.