Levi Johnston

[agnslz]

That hockey stick better not be covering his dick.

 

[Swordie]

Maybe he INSERTS the hockey stick somewhere.... LOL!

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Maybe he INSERTS the hockey stick somewhere.... LOL!

Quite possible.
I believe he plays in the peewee leagues.

 

[B_Nick8]

He just shot and the pics should be out next week.

Thank god. Finally.

 

[thadjock]

hmmm.... i'm trying to decide if I would be more disappointed if he shows no dik or a really small dik, i think no dik would be better, then i can still imagine that he's big.

hope he at least shows a full jockstrap or something

if a hockey stick can cover it, it might be long but it sure would have to be super skinny.

oh and i'm expecting somebody to post all the pics on here, cuz i sure as hell ain't payin for this crap (r u on this rico?)

 

[B_dxjnorto]

Maybe he INSERTS the hockey stick somewhere.... LOL!

hotness.

 

[BarefootGuy]

You know that the hockey stick is covering up the good stuff!

 

[gurnder]

You know that the hockey stick is covering up the good stuff!

yup

All this hype for nothing. Not looking good.

I've been wrong before, so I hope I am this time.

 

[B_Nick8]

In another example of Levi's excellent judgment, he calls Jon Gosselin "a good guy" and volunteers that the father of 8 is giving him parenting tips:
Levi Johnston Calls Jon Gosselin a 'Good Guy' - Jon Gosselin, Levi Johnston : People.com

 

[qazplm#1]

This kid is dumb as a fence post, but I'd still let him rape me!!

 

[Deno]

I wish the boy good luck and hope he can help raise a child and still stay far away from the likes of Sarah Palin. Still I don't see much in they way of hottness when I look at his pics. He's cute and alll in teh face but unless he really transformed that body in the gym I'm not really expecting to much. But I'll be he looks better then the ex bay watch/ nightrider star, hallelhoff did. That spread did nothing for me back then.

 

[D_Pubert Stabbingpain]

small he is hung.

Hoot, isn't that a contradiction?

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

In another example of Levi's excellent judgment, he calls Jon Gosselin "a good guy" and volunteers that the father of 8 is giving him parenting tips:
Levi Johnston Calls Jon Gosselin a 'Good Guy' - Jon Gosselin, Levi Johnston : People.com

Something tells me he doesn't get the concept.
These words: "He added, 'People won't be disappointed. It will be tasteful.'"

 

[sam1956]

This kid is dumb as a fence post, but I'd still let him rape me!!

you cannot rape with willing takes all the fun out of it

 

[qazplm#1]

Here are some screen caps of an ad for the Monday edition of "Entertainment Tonight" that'll feature footage from the photo shoot.

I think they'll need to do a lot of touch of work on these pics based on the footage ET shot.

 

[thadjock]

Here are some screen caps of an ad for the Monday edition of "Entertainment Tonight" that'll feature footage from the photo shoot.

I think they'll need to do a lot of touch of work on these pics based on the footage ET shot.

wow , it looks like he's got a farmer tan

wtf?

damn, if he's not gonna show his cock, why didn't he go to GQ?

at least there they'd have some queer boys who could train and style his ass and make him look good.

there r guys on THIS SITE who take better pics than that.

 

[B_Nick8]

wow , it looks like he's got a farmer tan

wtf?

damn, if he's not gonna show his cock, why didn't he go to GQ?

I saw something on ET that showed him getting a spray tan before the shoot--wearing a jockstrap. That ought to be interesting when he, as both he and his manager, "Tank", maintain, he's going to be showing all, the "full Johnson".

 

[qazplm#1]

Remember guys he has that tatoo 'Johnston' on that one arm. I bet they had to cover that up with something. That would explain the odd appearance of his one arm. (At least I hope.)

 

[thadjock]

I saw something on ET that showed him getting a spray tan before the shoot--wearing a jockstrap. That ought to be interesting when he, as both he and his manager, "Tank", maintain, he's going to be showing all, the "full Johnson".

spray tan?

with all the hype, lead up and prep for this media debacle,

why wasn't he somewhere tropical getting a real tan and a real body.

on the plus side the grungy stubble works. it gives his face some structure and he looks way too baby faced w/o it.

 

[gurnder]

Something tells me he doesn't get the concept.
These words: "He added, 'People won't be disappointed. It will be tasteful.'"

Tasteful = no cock