Levi Johnston

Remember guys he has that tatoo 'Johnston' on that one arm. I bet they had to cover that up with something. That would explain the odd appearance of his one arm. (At least I hope.)

why would they worry about covering up a tattoo of his own name? it's not embarassing except why do you need your own name tattooed on your body?

in case you forget or are too drunk to call your drug addict mom to bail u out ?
 
Exactly. $35k seems about right for some ass shots... I'd have to think he'd get more than that if he were showing his dick too.

originally i thought $35k was too low, but now (after seeing the ET previews) i'm thinking it's way too much. still i say take the money and run LJ.

I mean the dudes on sean cody/corbin fisher/chaosmen, etc., only get like $1k to get completely naked and stroke it till they cum, sign away unlimited use rights, and they all have better bodies.

the palin connection sure as hell ain't worth 35x ,

there's no way he'd even get booked to do a jo vid for any of those sites (unless of course he's got a 10 incher, and is a super soaker)
 
Tasteful = no cock
Um, I know.

originally i thought $35k was too low, but now (after seeing the ET previews) i'm thinking it's way too much.
Based on the screen grabs, it's disappointing all round.
Baby fat.
there's no way he'd even get booked to do a jo vid for any of those sites (unless of course he's got a 10 incher, and is a super soaker)
Hope. Springs. Eternal.
 
use with extreme caution

i got called a body fascist for uttering those words in this thread

Well, no one will be happy if, once we've spied the pics, we declare he has Old Man's Ass.
Some peeps just won't let you win.

(Course, one guy on here has already declared that he hain't nevah seen no hokkee playah with no phat ass. And he's the type who would have done the field work.)

FWIW, I don't mind Levi's lil' bit of flubber. (I ain't no fashist.)
I even think he's kinda cute.
And he's a nice guy.
But listen to him for two minutes and it's zzzzzzz.
Boy needs sizzle, baaaad.
 
Well, no one will be happy if, once we've spied the pics, we declare he has Old Man's Ass.

I, for one, would be delighted.

Oh, Rubes, the only person who appears more absurd weighing in continually on this topic--than me--is you.
:wink:
 
(Course, one guy on here has already declared that he hain't nevah seen no hokkee playah with no phat ass. And he's the type who would have done the field work.)

hey, that was ME and I don't talk like that. the exact quote is:

"could be, but he plays hockey,

never saw a hockey player with a bad ass or legs, and he's hitting the gym hard now."


i KNOW ur not callin me a hockey player HO..... r u?
 
How much should he get for his dick? It's probably a sad American clip cock anyway. :(

I'm not saying he commands a higher price... he's definitely an average Joe. I guess it just seems to me if you're a household name and are mentioned multiple times a day by the media, that you should be able to command a bigger price for showing your willie. I know if I were him, I wouldn't publish my cock for $35k. I'd hold out for more... it'd be my sole vindication for being thrust into the spotlight by someone else.
 
For a full cock shot, and what this could do for Playgirl, I say he will get a minimum of $100K and wouldn't be surprised if it was $250,000.
 
i saw him interviewed by a modelling agency and he looked much better than he did on ET, but I'm not sure if the footage i saw was b4 or after his "training" binge. I think they'll be able to get some great pics, he wasn't talking or smiling and he looked pretty hot and mature actually.

when he smiles and spits his redneck rap he dissolves into a puddle of backwash.
 
but I'm not sure if the footage i saw was b4 or after his "training" binge. I think they'll be able to get some great pics, he wasn't talking or smiling and he looked pretty hot and mature actually.

when he smiles and spits his redneck rap he dissolves into a puddle of backwash.
Well, that makes sense, because that does not look like the body of an 18 year old who just spent 6 weeks with a personal trainer.

Somebody said that "tasteful" means no esposed penis but it might just mean no boner. Like Michelangelo's David.
 
Bad skin and looking fearful. Not promising... :biggrin1:


Here are some screen caps of an ad for the Monday edition of "Entertainment Tonight" that'll feature footage from the photo shoot.

I think they'll need to do a lot of touch of work on these pics based on the footage ET shot.
 
Somebody said that "tasteful" means no esposed penis but it might just mean no boner. Like Michelangelo's David.

lets hope LJ is hung better than michelangelo's david.

he gave david such a small cock, maybe it started out bigger and he accidently chipped off a big piece of marble and there was nothing left to do but "downsize"
 
lets hope LJ is hung better than michelangelo's david.

he gave david such a small cock, maybe it started out bigger and he accidently chipped off a big piece of marble and there was nothing left to do but "downsize"

David represents a very nervous man. He's facing Goliath, wondering how he's going to kill him. His pupils are wide, his position tense. David is sizing-up his opponent before a battle to the death where nobody favors him. As a result he's got shrinkage and his balls have pulled up tight. All of it is very deliberate.
 
He's facing Goliath, wondering how he's going to kill him. His pupils are wide, his position tense. David is sizing-up his opponent before a battle to the death where nobody favors him. As a result he's got shrinkage and his balls have pulled up tight.

so is levi johnston