Originally posted by hung_big@Mar 15 2005, 10:01 AM
OMG....jesus, what a way to start the morning...this is hilarious.
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We don't have to use network TV you know. We could have our own syndicated version here with Jana as moderator. I'm sure she can handle the questions and officially measure the dicks of the guests.
We could have a discussion on the most interesting thread or post. And our show "Meet the Dick" could be in download form so people could view at their lesiure. We will have to accept avertising to pay for this. With our "audience" I bet we could have some interesting sponsors. Products that make dicks grow and products that guarentee to cure ED. Underwear fashion advertisements and how to manuals for anal sex.
Special shows for members who are celebrating their 18th birthday and ahem, want to take advantage of this fact on international interent TV. I am sure Pappy would be glad to help with this initiation.
And all shows have to have a commentary. We have our own Jacinto that can handle this quite well.
And the top dick for the week on Friday's episode would become a classic. Each week dicks would be nominated and the list would be narrowed each day until FRIDAY!!! And the winner is.....Full nude frontals would be required of course.
It would be a riot all right. Someone just might pick it up and put in on cable TV. Fat chance it would qualify for network TV.
And a daily report from the fleshpile would be a must.
And a report from the investigation team on who is the troll this week and the latest news.
And reports on the latest "pm er" to get Madame Zora pissed off should send the ratings through the roof.
Freddie is getting excited. Maybe I can be the producer and meet the owners of the dicks that are in the running for the top prize of the week! Give me something "fun" to do!
MEET THE DICK Sponsored by LPSG "the top rated daily internet show!"
What a hoot :wub: :lol: