MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY'S SHORT PENIS (in a full frontal nude scene)

Sorry... i have no problem discussing this topic, but when people say it is not an original topic and want to ban me for it, I don't need to put up with it, if they did not even read it all to begin with.
But anyone who wants to disagree with me about the topic itself, just like you do is more than welcomed.
As I argumented in the other thread, he is not wearing a G string in the scene I mentioned. The picture you sent there was from another scene, mostly shot in the dark.
It is evident he is naked in the scene I am talking about, also this explanation makes all sense by 6 main arguments: 1- he is alone in this scene, unlike the one he is wearing the G string; 2 - he is shooting in a very light environment, this is why he is clearly naked as we can see his butt and pelvis, and no g string line around, unline the shoot you sent where it was mostly in the dark. 3 - in his frontal nude scene, he was pretty much distant and it lasted for two seconds. 4 - during the frontal nude part, the image's quality is not as good as in the rest of the scene, which is probably because they recorded with a different camera, not as good as the one for the other scenes. This means he was probably unaware they were recording the part where he stood up, but it aired anyway. 5 - this movie is from 2008, internet was not a thing as it is nowadays, and the worries about such scenes were not the same. 6 - please look at the following attachment. Although it is not high quality, what does it look like? A g string or his genitals? Please, be honest. lol. It is pretty clear to me... also, there are more screenshots of this scene where his dick is visible, and it the video it quickly bounces. The pictures are avaiable in this thread, and his penis does stick out from the balls at moments, they are not tied together.
One more thing about special effects. It is much more practical to be naked for few seconds like he did in that short frame than editing it all perfectly. Which by the image's quality, I doubt they could do it at the time. Plus, if they allegedly edited the g string lines, why did they leave his penis exposed in this frame? It is not a blur, it is just a low definition image, we can see the shape of it all indeed.

Come on now. I know the quality is bad, i did my best to enhance it. But it is clear it is a penis. Not a G string. A G string would be flat, with one regular color, and no different shapes. Plus it would have some definition.
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Actually, I just gave arguments why i did not agree with the statement that he is not with his dick exposed, and responded people wanting to close the thread. That's all I did, did not diagnose anyone's personality through a computer sceeen unlike some people who can't have a decent argument did. Sorry, these are facts, luckily its all avaiable on the thread.
"We all laugh at you" - reality: you and 2 or 3 more jobless a**hol*s, lmao, how miserable. What about that? Do you need a cattle to follow too? You don't have you own personality regardless what a couple of nobodies say? I'm sorry, your passive aggreesive response and your anger laughs just show me how weak you are inside. If you need people for welf affirmation. Sorry, I don't. And i believe i brought pretty logical arguments here as well.
Finally, the time you waste in a thread that you find "stupid" just shows how it must be horrible to be you.
Hope you figure it all out one day. Xo
You're attempt to twist it all around is obvious and your half baked attempt at gaslighting is hilarious.
 
You're attempt to twist it all around is obvious and your half baked attempt at gaslighting is hilarious.
Um.. sorry to break it for you, but here is a secret: Life doesn't work accondingly to your beliefs and personal opinions, and the fact that 3 people agree with you doesn't mean s*. They are still opinions. And mine is different. And please, enough with the diagnosis bs, not even a psychiatrist could do it over chat.
 
And then again, to whoever gets upset about this topic, honestly, feel free to freak out, punch a wall or whatever, punch your laptop screen, I don't care.
I am more than happy to discuss about the topic though. Have a nice new years' eve everyone!
 
And then again, to whoever gets upset about this topic, honestly, feel free to freak out, punch a wall or whatever, punch your laptop screen, I don't care.
I am more than happy to discuss about the topic though. Have a nice new years' eve everyone!
I think that enhanced picture is really Elvis dressed up as a gorilla, and that really gets my shaft hard. Soon as I find a job, I can start buying lube again and crank some out to that Elvis furry porn you got there.

HAHA gimme a break girlfriend, all that effort you're putting into this for some crap blur image of someone that's not even that special; you're going to have a heart attack if you don't lighten up.
 
Maybe he is a grower. I have seen little acorns grow into a mighty oak.
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I think that enhanced picture is really Elvis dressed up as a gorilla, and that really gets my shaft hard. Soon as I find a job, I can start buying lube again and crank some out to that Elvis furry porn you got there.

HAHA gimme a break girlfriend, all that effort you're putting into this for some crap blur image of someone that's not even that special; you're going to have a heart attack if you don't lighten up.
LMAO!
 
Maybe he is a grower. I have seen little acorns grow into a mighty oak.
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True! But i doubt it, cause he loves to be naked on movies, he'd have had probably done a hard cock scene if it was the case maybe? I mean, they would pay a lot for him to do it
 
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We can see Matthew McConaughey's short penis in a quick full frontal nude scene from Surfer, Dude (2008).
McConaughey has always flaunted his beautiful body and ass. But, he never did frotal nude scenes willingly.
Now it is clear why he shies away from them: although it is not a problem for me and for many, his dick is under average size. We can also see his pubic hair, and notice that his soft dick does not reach his balls' lenght.
He is an extremely hot guy, I wish he was proud of his under average size
I only want men with a big penis to suck or get fucked by His is too short for my cunt
 
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We can see Matthew McConaughey's short penis in a quick full frontal nude scene from Surfer, Dude (2008).
McConaughey has always flaunted his beautiful body and ass. But, he never did frotal nude scenes willingly.
Now it is clear why he shies away from them: although it is not a problem for me and for many, his dick is under average size. We can also see his pubic hair, and notice that his soft dick does not reach his balls' lenght.
He is an extremely hot guy, I wish he was proud of his under average size
You can barely see it and size is based on erect... some of the biggest dicks are pretty small flacid
 
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It's looking more like his dick wasn't even out. Looking through the thread there's more evidence to support he had something on than there is supporting that it was an actual full frontal.
His dick popped out of his modesty pouch. We discussed it in pages 3-4. So he was indeed using modesty pouch, but look closely, there is a dick hanging out (an average to small one).
 

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I tried to close up the video without losing its quality. Hope you guys enjoy! Cause probably it is gonna be the only full frontal from Matthew McConaughey. Gosh. He's so hot!
I also have material for an Ashton Kutcher's full frontal thread, he is small too but idk... h




e does not turn me on as much.
There is not a 4k format of this film in internet 3 years later?