Merry Christmas to all

[vinny_spiruccino]

Ummm... YOU would be MY young padawan, grass hoppa

 

[B_Spladle]

Ummm... YOU would be MY young padawan, grass hoppa

Damn, I got pjn3d.

 

[vinny_spiruccino]

Your dick is ridiculously massive, man. It is an awesome thing of beauty. It makes men and women tremble, splits the earth, causes the heavens to part.

It also makes me curious to know the rest of your measurements . . . you know, girth, flaccid size, etc. You are single-handedly turning me into a size aficionado, man.

splits the earth?now i've NEVER done that! as far as the rest goes... girth varies. thickest just under the head is about 6.75, the rest is 6.5. And flaccid is about 6? I wouldn't say ridiculous, but i have to be gentle... I've had it a long time though, so I'm actually quite good with it

 

[vinny_spiruccino]

Damn, I got pjn3d.

Right. Just call me Obie Long Canoli.. and what the hell is pjn3d? The things you kids say these days...

 

[Matthew]

Just make sure you two provide video for the rest of the board.

 

[Altairion]

Just make sure you two provide video for the rest of the board.

Hmm if there's a demand like I think there would be....those two should charge admission.

 

[SpiceboyMJ]

I agree! They could make a nice amount right before the holidays!

 

[B_Spladle]

I agree! They could make a nice amount right before the holidays!

Hmm . . . y'think? 'Cause I am your stereotypical starving college student . . .

 

[B_Spladle]

Oh, and I have a signature now, too. Ain't it great?

 

[B_IanTheTall]

Shows what you know.

Agreed, he obviously doesn't know that stores start the christmas season on july 5th now.

 

[vinny_spiruccino]

hold the damn press... you mean HE knows you have a porn cock & I DON'T??? joan crawford look out... daddy dearest is here

 

[Freddie53]

Welcome! Damn! I take off a day or two and a thread of 10 pages gets by me without a single post by me.

You do have a sense of humor.

About those measurements.....You'll catch hell if they are too big!!! LOL.

 

[Matthew]

hold the damn press... you mean HE knows you have a porn cock & I DON'T??? joan crawford look out... daddy dearest is here

Hide the coat hangers

 

[vinny_spiruccino]

Hide the coat hangers

Now now I'm not at all prone to violence, but I' just devastated that HM knows of my little protege's proportions before I do... and right before Christmas! Oh grass hoppa...

 

[SpiceboyMJ]

Hmm . . . y'think? 'Cause I am your stereotypical starving college student . . . ~ Spladle

Yes, you both could make a great holiday bonus or stocking stuffer! Believe me when I say that if you are hungry there is enough meat around here to go around! (Sorry, I couldn't resist)

 

[vinny_spiruccino]

Yes it's a regular buffet of boners... though I say you join us for this production... what do you say Chase?

 

[B_Spladle]

Now now I'm not at all prone to violence, but I' just devastated that HM knows of my little protege's proportions before I do... and right before Christmas! Oh grass hoppa...

I do apologize for being a whore. It's just my nature.

 

[B_Spladle]

Yes it's a regular buffet of boners... though I say you join us for this production... what do you say Chase?

Buffet of boners? Sounds hawt.

 

[Freddie53]

hold the damn press... you mean HE knows you have a porn cock & I DON'T??? joan crawford look out... daddy dearest is here

What a cock. Damn, you could fuck an ass and get a blow job at the same time!!!LOL.

I thought I remembered seeing this picture with Jose" Latino? I could have been mistaken. Just wondering if you had changed your name or perhaps you and Jose and brothers.

I would have quessed 12 inches had I not known the size before I looked.

 

[dcjohnny]

Chase, you are absolutely magnificent!! To be able to more than hold your own (no pun intended -- really!) among our merry band is really impressive. Added Christmas bonus for your ego: you're a gorgeous young man, too. Cheers!!!