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Oh for petes sakes, spare me the pitty.

Let's hope he goes into cuckolding, at least a woman will love him for his small penis and remind him every single day how much she is satisfied by a large dick.:biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1:
Not all women (or men) require 40 inch wangs the way you do deb. Even on this board, you will read from women and men who have been immensely satisfied by men who are smaller but at least know what to do with their penis. You continue to be an arrogant spiteful bitch with no real value~~one day you will be a withered old prune with nobody to touch you. It's too bad, that you will never know what real love and passion are, because you think everything revolves around the penis. Love doesn't work that way. It's too bad you haven't learned the joy of grinding sex or that there can be ways to bring pleasure that do not involve having a penis shoved into your gaping rotting twat.
 

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That is the penis he was born with and there is nothing he can do about it so for all those with the cruel remarks should remember we all have short comings. How would u feel if someeone made not so nice remarks about your imperfections.

Ah, ha, ha, ha... short comings... get it??!!!
 

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Not all women (or men) require 40 inch wangs the way you do deb. Even on this board, you will read from women and men who have been immensely satisfied by men who are smaller but at least know what to do with their penis. You continue to be an arrogant spiteful bitch with no real value~~one day you will be a withered old prune with nobody to touch you. It's too bad, that you will never know what real love and passion are, because you think everything revolves around the penis. Love doesn't work that way. It's too bad you haven't learned the joy of grinding sex or that there can be ways to bring pleasure that do not involve having a penis shoved into your gaping rotting twat.

Here's something that's probably gonna blow your mind, Onslow - I've actually MET Deb in real life and she is nowhere near the woman you describe. Not even close. Yes, she has very strong opinions on a variety of subject - like you and I do - and yes, she is a size queen. But just because someone's politically incorrect doesn't make them total douchebags.

And as for her not getting any - I don't think that's actually possible. She's an attractive woman who carries herself with grace, class and is also very charming, so I would be more worried about your bitter self. I'm not worried about her.

Why the hell are you so pissed anyway? Is it a pic of your dick that was posted or what?
 

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Not all women (or men) require 40 inch wangs the way you do deb. Even on this board, you will read from women and men who have been immensely satisfied by men who are smaller but at least know what to do with their penis. You continue to be an arrogant spiteful bitch with no real value~~one day you will be a withered old prune with nobody to touch you. It's too bad, that you will never know what real love and passion are, because you think everything revolves around the penis. Love doesn't work that way. It's too bad you haven't learned the joy of grinding sex or that there can be ways to bring pleasure that do not involve having a penis shoved into your gaping rotting twat.


Wow you never cease to amaze me with your eloquent words, onslow?!!! Perhaps you might want to drop my boyfriend a line, I am sure he can tell you how much he loves my gaping hole. ....amongst the many other attributes.

As for the rest of your comments and hatred towards me they are unwarranted, then again, I will let the rest of the LPSG members decide for themselves.
 

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Here's something that's probably gonna blow your mind, Onslow - I've actually MET Deb in real life and she is nowhere near the woman you describe. Not even close. Yes, she has very strong opinions on a variety of subject - like you and I do - and yes, she is a size queen. But just because someone's politically incorrect doesn't make them total douchebags.

And as for her not getting any - I don't think that's actually possible. She's an attractive woman who carries herself with grace, class and is also very charming, so I would be more worried about your bitter self. I'm not worried about her.

Why the hell are you so pissed anyway? Is it a pic of your dick that was posted or what?
Easy there, Burnsie. I'm sure that in his own quiet inimitable fashion, Onslow was trying to be polite, then again, maybe he's just judging someone whom he knows very little about except over a PC screen.
Yes Deb ,has many outstanding qualities & features, oh inparticularly Features:boobies:! But she knows what she wants & she'll tell you that, so don't let Onslow's steel trap opinion agitate you.
I like Deb a whole helluva lot, not just because of her outstanding features, but because she's also damn honest and knows what she wants, and isn't afraid to let it be known.
 

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Easy there, Burnsie. I'm sure that in his own quiet inimitable fashion, Onslow was trying to be polite, then again, maybe he's just judging someone whom he knows very little about except over a PC screen.

Gasp! But that NEVER happens on the Internetz!!!111!!

Yes Deb ,has many outstanding qualities & features, oh inparticularly Features:boobies:! But she knows what she wants & she'll tell you that, so don't let Onslow's steel trap opinion agitate you.
I like Deb a whole helluva lot, not just because of her outstanding features, but because she's also damn honest and knows what she wants, and isn't afraid to let it be known.

Exactly. It just sucks that she's getting flack for this. It's a nice double-standard - nobody's gonna call you out on the fact that you mentioned her amazing, ahem, 'assets', but if a woman does the same to a well-endowed man, than she's a 'gaping-hole slut'. Ridiculous.

thats why god invented sports cars and lifted pick up trucks.

LOL. And bodybuilding.
 

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Let's hope he goes into cuckolding, at least a woman will love him for his small penis and remind him every single day how much she is satisfied by a large dick.:biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1:

Here's something that's probably gonna blow your mind, Onslow - I've actually MET Deb in real life and she is nowhere near the woman you describe. Not even close. Yes, she has very strong opinions on a variety of subject - like you and I do - and yes, she is a size queen. But just because someone's politically incorrect doesn't make them total douchebags.
I never called her a douchebag~~and, as such, I have nothing against size-queens. Additionally, why is she allowed to be exceptionally vocal; and yet I am not? Explain that one if you can.

And as for her not getting any - I don't think that's actually possible. She's an attractive woman who carries herself with grace, class and is also very charming, so I would be more worried about your bitter self. I'm not worried about her.
Oh yes, I have seen her 'grace, class and charm' in her posts (about as charming as a gangrenous infection). Read all of her past posts and observe her 'charm', her 'grace', her 'class'.

Why the hell are you so pissed anyway? Is it a pic of your dick that was posted or what?
I was responding directly to deb and her comments about how the man would be forced to sumbit to a lifetime of cuckolding. It was a direct comment to her, not you-- so stay the fuck out of it.

Wow you never cease to amaze me with your eloquent words, onslow?!!! Perhaps you might want to drop my boyfriend a line, I am sure he can tell you how much he loves my gaping hole. ....amongst the many other attributes.

As for the rest of your comments and hatred towards me they are unwarranted, then again, I will let the rest of the LPSG members decide for themselves.
You should be glad I am at least acknowledging you as a female these days. I have no actual hatred towards you snooklees, you really aren't worth that much energy. You are rude on a regular basis and it is allowed, I call you on this and you get into a snit and call in the little boys to take care of you. Sad you can't manage to stand up for yourself. As for the balance of the membership deciding, they would do well to read your past posts and your condescending attitude on a regular basis. Again, dearie, one day you will be old and your tits will sag and there won't be even a hobo from under the freeway who will want a crack at you. Looks don't last forever, and even oodles of plastic surgery can only do so much.

Easy there, Burnsie. I'm sure that in his own quiet inimitable fashion, Onslow was trying to be polite, then again, maybe he's just judging someone whom he knows very little about except over a PC screen.
Yes Deb ,has many outstanding qualities & features, oh inparticularly Features! But she knows what she wants & she'll tell you that, so don't let Onlsow's steel trap opinion agitate you.
Read the portion of what the woman said Chuck. That is where my outrage comes from combined with the vaccuous venom which Deb has spewed in the past towards any man who does not meet her absurd standards. I have no objection to Deb or anyone stating what they like sexually--even when the criteria are out in the middle of nowhere--however, I do take exception to her continued belittling of anyone who doesn't meet her standards for sex. It's one thing to say the man is small, but she could and should leave it at that.
 

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I never called her a douchebag~~and, as such, I have nothing against size-queens. Additionally, why is she allowed to be exceptionally vocal; and yet I am not? Explain that one if you can.

Oh yeah, my bad, you called her a 'gaping-hole slut' - that's much better. :rolleyes:

Nobody said you couldn't be vocal about it. But if you're gonna talk the talk, be ready to walk the fucking walk.

Oh yes, I have seen her 'grace, class and charm' in her posts (about as charming as a gangrenous infection). Read all of her past posts and observe her 'charm', her 'grace', her 'class'.
Seeing as I've met her in person, and chat with her daily... I think I know what I'm talking about better than you.

I was responding directly to deb and her comments about how the man would be forced to sumbit to a lifetime of cuckolding. It was a direct comment to her, not you-- so stay the fuck out of it.
I'll reply to whatever posts I feel like it, thank you very much. You attacked Deb out of the blue, which means you've opened yourself to a virtual ass-kicking. Deal with it.

You should be glad I am at least acknowledging you as a female these days. I have no actual hatred towards you snooklees, you really aren't worth that much energy. You are rude on a regular basis and it is allowed, I call you on this and you get into a snit and call in the little boys to take care of you. Sad you can't manage to stand up for yourself.
She didn't call anyone and she doesn't need our help either. But if you're gonna be insulting to someone I care about, then I won't stay quiet.

Here is another.
Tiny tim

Mother of God... :eek5:
 

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Read the portion of what the woman said Chuck. That is where my outrage comes from combined with the vaccuous venom which Deb has spewed in the past towards any man who does not meet her absurd standards. I have no objection to Deb or anyone stating what they like sexually--even when the criteria are out in the middle of nowhere--however, I do take exception to her continued belittling of anyone who doesn't meet her standards for sex. It's one thing to say the man is small, but she could and should leave it at that.
Fine! You don't like what the lady has to say, then you are neither obligated nor forced to stay & read anymore. Freeedom of Speech there, Onslow; a wonderful thing, and if you don't like the subject matter or response of another poster, then that's your feeling, but I'll be goddamned to go to hell before I'll let you constantly snipe on her for that.I haven't met Deb in person like Burns1de has, but I'd like to in the future, and I'd like to believe she's going to be a special lady. Point is-Don't hijack a thread to verbally bash another member here simply 'cause you disagree with their opinions/preferences. If that happened all the time here, this place'd be barren

Here is another.
Tiny tim
Yikes. Urinal trips must be a site for any peekers.:eek:
 

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She didn't call anyone and she doesn't need our help either. But if you're gonna be insulting to someone I care about, then I won't stay quiet.



Mother of God... :eek5:
That was my exact sentiment!!!!


As insulting as Onslow is towards me, it doesn't change the fact that as a Sizequeen I hold strong opinions towards certain sexual preferences; especially the ones that pertain to penis size.

At times it seems from Onslow's comments that he forgets we are on a large penis support group to begin with.

Since Onslow chooses to insult me with his lewd comments it just further ensues how uncouth and crass he really is.

Even though I have had my share of negative criticism I wasn't prepared to find the wonderful friendships I have developped on this site especially the one I have forged with Burnsie.

Although fate has given Burns1de all the lemons in the world, he still values friendship, remains optimistic and is loyal to a fault. Respect comes to mind when I think of our friendship. He is blunt, honest, and calls a spade a spade. Although I know he is working on his own personal growth, he knows that if along the way he needs some help I am an email or phone call away. Whoever ends up catching his heart will be a lucky soul indeed.
 

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That was my exact sentiment!!!!


As insulting as Onslow is towards me, it doesn't change the fact that as a Sizequeen I hold strong opinions towards certain sexual preferences; especially the ones that pertain to penis size.

At times it seems from Onslow's comments that he forgets we are on a large penis support group to begin with.

Since Onslow chooses to insult me with his lewd comments it just further ensues how uncouth and crass he really is.

Even though I have had my share of negative criticism I wasn't prepared to find the wonderful friendships I have developped on this site especially the one I have forged with Burnsie.

Although fate has given Burns1de all the lemons in the world, he still values friendship, remains optimistic and is loyal to a fault. Respect comes to mind when I think of our friendship. He is blunt, honest, and calls a spade a spade. Although I know he is working on his own personal growth, he knows that if along the way he needs some help I am an email or phone call away. Whoever ends up catching his heart will be a lucky soul indeed.
I'd like to go right on record here and say that as someone who has had plenty of PM's from Deb that she more than deserves her opinon, but definitely doesn't deserve the likes of Onslow. But then again, for friends who fights fierce in her defense, she undoubtedly deserves Burns1de as well as myself-(I hope for me.)
That being said, the presumption that Onslow will cease this mindless attack is remote at best, but he now knows that we back Deb up 200% & leave him to his own devices.
 

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You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar, I've repeatedly stated my preference for a larger dick but it doesn't have to involve a put down of smaller guys.