My dog farted.

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  1. B_Hickboy

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    Then she went to another part of the room. Bitch.
     
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    Your lucky. Mine just lays there and then sneezes.

    He also will be laying upside down on the sofa, tail curled up hiding his winkie..then suddenly, the tail rolls down, FRRRRRRTRT!!!! then the tail rolls back up.
     
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    And here's me thought it was you :wink:
     
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    my cat farts all the time damn cheap food lol
     
  5. ManlyBanisters

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    Psst, Davey - Hick doesn't have a dog... :confused:

    :tongue: :biggrin1:
     
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    I have two, Duncan and Charlotte. :p
     
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    My cat farts... it's horrible.
     
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    Just be glad you weren't in your car, Hick.
     
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    Yup...they do just like all other living beings...but I really fukkin LOVE dogs....
     
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    Many years ago there was a group of us who caught the train into Sydney together every morning. One of the guys is sight impaired and had (and still has) a guide dog. A few times the dog let off a few "SBD's" (Silent But Deadly's) and boy did you know it. A lot of our trains have sealed windows and doors, so we had nothing to open to get fresh air.

    This was on a fully loaded peak hour train trip.

    Yonkers.
     
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    She just did it again. I'm going to start locking her in the bathroom when she gets like this.
     
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    WOW!!!

    :boggled:

    But not too bad if she only does it once a year! :wink:
     
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    Oh, she does it more than that, but not usually while I'm sitting at the computer and can't leave just yet. Right now, the paint is coming off the walls in big flakes and the venetian blinds are melting.
     
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    Do you ever think of opening a window?
     
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    In this heat? =O I'd rather be stuck inside with a dog fart! :eek:
     
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    Maybe it's her way of saying she loves you :smile:
     
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    Then the bitch really, REALLY loves me! :tongue:
     
  18. ManlyBanisters

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    Yeah - well now you know why I shut her out of the bedroom that night - bitch was sleeping with her ass in my face :yup:

    Hmmm, thanks to those two comments I am now formulating a cunning plan :salook::saevil:
     
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    Does it involve a wine cork, a roll of duct tape, a butter knife and a car battery?
     
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    My dog farts a lot, but for some reason only when she's standing up. Weird.
     
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