Normal Guys?

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  1. sizequeenNY

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    Where would one shop to acquire one of these?

    I am shopping for a single model, preferably hung, with a solid career, attracted to curvy women, likes a shaved head, has a high sex drive, and likes being monogamous.




    I am tired of terrible dates lately :frown1:
     
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    Time to experiment with criteria :shrug:

    All of that together doesn't sound "normal" to me :theyareontome:
     
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    My criteria was not for cereal except for wanting someone that is attracted to curvy women and does not mind my shaved head, would be nice if he was hung. I mention single model because every guy that flirts with me is attached. It does not fail even today when a guy hit on me he was attached ugh
     
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    Whoop, I'm a bit daft. I took the model part literally :dunce:

    I would give dating advice but I am so rubbish at it that it would read more like a manual of don'ts rather than do's. Lately I've resorted to the online method, but that's been rather hit or miss. People are quite good at managing impressions until you get to know them for a bit :tounge-in-cheek:

    Didn't Honda have a walking, talking robot a few years back? I should really do a follow-up :biggrin1:
     
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    • don't respond to the flirty guys once you discover they are attached (because that's not what you ultimately want)
    • do continue to respond to anyone cute/interesting enough to pique your interest who turns out to be single
    • maybe nix the idea of men being like car models...it would be insulting to (plenty of) women to be thought of like dolls and such, wouldn't it?

    i'm sure you were jesting but i just thought i'd throw that last point in there, i'm claiming OCD counting obsession and needing three points to feel satisfied :redface:
     
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    Could make for an interesting use of the lemon laws :sly:
     
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    I used to date models, they are not always smart hot but not smart

    It is just that I am in a huge city where I attract only married guys or assholes or just weird. There are a lot of single guys in my crowd but they are not what I would date
     
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    why is your head shaved? cancer?
     
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    I decided that trying to look like a lesbian would increase my chances of cock
     
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    Doesn't sound like it has. I would say that is reducing your potential pool of eligible contestants. We hetero guys aren't looking for lesbians.
     
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    Facepalm :rolleyes:
     
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    You have my sympathies, SQ. All the good guys are married.
     
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    I did not say all good guys are married, I said married guys flirt with me
    or are you saying you are married ha
     
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    Sounds like you need to make some changes. Unless you start doing things differently in your life, there's no reason you won't continue to wind up with more of the same.
     
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    So a shaved head equals a lesbian look? What about those with cancer who lose their hair and choose to shave?

    I am baffled as to how hair style choice can indicate one's sexual orientation.
     
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    I believe that she was being sarcastic. I think she chose to shave because of cancer.
     
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    Oh ok, that would make a lot more sense.
     
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    A smiley would have made it clearer that she wasn't being serious, but I suppose that it's also a bit weird to use a smiley when referring to cancer... So, yeah.
     
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    Ok....she says she wants "normal guys" and yet includes "hung" as a necessary characteristic.....isn't that a oxymoron? I keep hearing people say that only 1% of the male population is like over 8 inches.
     
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    I guess it depends on how you define "normal guy". If you only define it by cock size then yeah she may want something outside of normal/average range, preferably. But in other ways, I sense that she is essentially talking about finding a guy who isn't attached or otherwise married. That's what she seems to mean by the use of the word "normal", by and large.
     
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