Officially a WHORE!

[novice_btm]

I hadn't seen this thead till this morning.

I hadn't either, and I was surprised at all the responses.

Still, I think "Novice_BTM" sounds better as a screen name than "Whore_BTM."

Yeah, and somehow sending a PM to Big Rob_E like, "Hi, I've been cyberfucked by 1/2 your site. Can you change my name to something a little sluttier?" may not go over so well.

:lmao:

Shhh!

How about "Whore_BTM, Novice emeritus," FF? He needs to be recognized for his prodigious activities.

OK, even I laughed at that one.

Fluffy whore, happy anniversary!

Thanks, Flutter!

Novice, as always.. congrats on offering your ass to more people online than many have done, in life.

Thanks Jeff, but I'll have to continue offering until you take me up on it.

2000 posts in 6 months! It's not a record, WHORE_btm, but it's close. I've read every single one of your messages to the big-dicked community and they are all poignant and moving. The body of your work is simply breathtaking.

OK, reading that, I'm starting to worry about you a bit. :tongue:

With two 10" cocks, he'll be putting in more than work,; he'll hafta put in for overtime!

Don't tease me and make me think you might be one of them. :wink:

And from the last few post, it sounds also like he's a major cockaholic.

Chuckles, you confuse me. I see your avatar, and think, "Nice tits! Oh, wait, it's a dude! Wow, and he's packed! Oh, but he staunchly straight and mean! Shit, RUN! Hang on, I think he actually posted something." :tongue:

 

[deleted43103]

It's not bad.. Another homepage I'm in, I've posted about 20.000
My god.. Didn't knew that... HAHAH...

It's incredible...
Amazing... *LOL*

 

[jeff black]

2000 posts in 6 months! It's not a record, WHORE_btm, but it's close. I've read every single one of your messages to the big-dicked community and they are all poignant and moving. The body of your work is simply breathtaking.

Congratulations, baby.

Try 4400 posts in 6months

 

[Mr. Snakey]

I've come to the gross realization that this is my 1,000th post. I NEVER thought that I'd see THAT day, and it frightens me. I've never paid any attention to post counts, but for some reason, the 999 of my last post caught my eye. YIKES!!! It brings me to two conclusions... I apparently spend too much time here, and, it can only mean that I must be a closet attention whore.

Anyway, so far, it's been great, and I've met some very incredible people here.
Thanks!
Novice

Yes you are!! Me too! You are also a great guy with a good sense of humor:smile:

 

[novice_btm]

Try 4400 posts in 6months

He just said I'm a "whore", not an all-out slut. :tongue:

And nobody likes a braggart! :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

 

[novice_btm]

Yes you are!! Me too! You are also a great guy with a good sense of humor:smile:

Aww, THANKS, Unc. You are too kind. :smile:

 

[Matthew]

I salute you, o splendiferous saint of salacious scripture.


Is it after 3,000 that it just shortens to 'Ho'?

:flowers1:

 

[novice_btm]

I salute you, o splendiferous saint of salacious scripture.


Is it after 3,000 that it just shortens to 'Ho'?

:flowers1:

Now Matthew, YOU don't have to wait until 3,000. YOU can call me WHATever you want, WHENever you want, just as long as you're calling me. No, seriously... CALL me!
*Toddles off to patiently stare at the phone.* :wink:

 

[jeff black]

Now Matthew, YOU don't have to wait until 3,000. YOU can call me WHATever you want, WHENever you want, just as long as you're calling me. No, seriously... CALL me!
*Toddles off to patiently stare at the phone.* :wink:

Easy Paris Hilton.....:biggrin1:

BTW, I wasn't bragging.. merely showing you a record holder.:biggrin1:

 

[novice_btm]

...BTW, I wasn't bragging.. merely showing you a record holder.:biggrin1:

Still, some records, and their holders really shouldn't have attention drawn to them. :tongue:

 

[jeff black]

Still, some records, and their holders really shouldn't have attention drawn to them. :tongue:

Judging by your avatar... yours is getting long.. it looks like a bunny.:tongue:

 

[madame_zora]

2000 posts in 6 months! It's not a record, WHORE_btm, but it's close. I've read every single one of your messages to the big-dicked community and they are all poignant and moving. The body of your work is simply breathtaking.

Congratulations, baby.

Yeah, he's cute, smart, funny and all that, but what about that ASS? Makes ya want to just bury your face in there and never come out.

 

[novice_btm]

Yeah, he's cute, smart, funny and all that, but what about that ASS? Makes ya want to just bury your face in there and never come out.

I have the feeling that when you finally get that dick you've been wanting, I'm going to be in for some SERIOUS trouble. :wink:

 

[jeff black]

I have the feeling that when you finally get that dick you've been wanting, I'm going to be in for some SERIOUS trouble. :wink:

You forget... she has 30 years of pent up sexual agression waiting to blow.. chances are she will finish u off and then move on to 2030 more people.:biggrin1:

 

[D_alex8]

You forget... she has 30 years of pent up sexual agression waiting to blow.. chances are she will finish u off and then move on to 2030 more people.:biggrin1:

*swiftly assumes position #8 in the quickly-forming Zora-fuckee queue*

 

[that_other_guy]

*swiftly assumes position #8 in the quickly-forming Zora-fuckee queue*

She liked my tits ... do I have priority ?

 

[D_alex8]

She liked my tits ... do I have priority ?

*sticks duct-tape all over TOG's nipples*

"Bwahahaha, not any more, titty-boy!" :saevil:

 

[that_other_guy]

*sticks duct-tape all over TOG's nipples*

"Bwahahaha, not any more, titty-boy!" :saevil:

My reaction depends on how the duct tape is arranged (prefers x's) and it's colour (prefers red) ...

 

[D_alex8]

My reaction depends on how the duct tape is arranged (prefers x's) and it's colour (prefers red) ...

I just stuck two humongous wads on there, tbh, so that the middle of your chest vaguely resembles the Grand Canyon right now.

 

[that_other_guy]

I just stuck two humongous wads on there, tbh, so that the middle of your chest vaguely resembles the Grand Canyon right now.

woo hoo ... I have a landmark on my chest ...