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Well through strange biology and weird parenting Nixon could have made little Junior when he was about 10 (so the kid could be popped out when he was 11). Not totally out of the question--perhaps the parent was that slutty woman--the whacko one--Mary Kay LeTourneau who had sex with her sixth grade student (and has since married him).


Although I am anxiously (well, not really that anxious) awaiting Nixon's response I am almost inclined to believe there may be a shred of truth to it.


Or maybe he's the stepfather and doesnt know it> Perhaps he met this woman with a 10 year old son and he married her and she said this brat is yours so now 6 years later he views the kid as a 6 year old and has decided to discuss the birds and the bees and the penis and the Vees.



Why won't Nixon step forward and explain himself ?(or at least amend his profile stats to make himself seem suddenly older)
 

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Why won't Nixon step forward and explain himself ?(or at least amend his profile stats to make himself seem suddenly older)

Indeed! Perhaps the truth really hurts. I wouldn't be surprised if Nixon is actually twice his stated age i..e 54 instead of 27. Whatever the case, it would be more easier and more fruitful for Nixon to set the record rather than lingering in obscurity trying to protect a false sense of dignity. The shame is in the situation is not providing clarity about the situation with his son ...
 

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Jesus, what happened here?

Let's clear it up....

He isn't my biological son, but I was married to his mother for 6 years and after 3 or 4 I became 'Dad'. I left his mother because I came clean to having an affair, and in a turn of events (i was shitting myself about telling her), she told me she had as well. So we both called it even (there was a little arguing) and divorced 13 months ago.

His mother is 35 now and his dad would have been 36 (he died of substance abuse when the boy was eight months old.

Oh, and by 50/50, I do swing both ways, but then again so did Faria (my ex wife), but I have only had sexual relations with males twice in my life (not that I would ever tell my son that...if I am allowed to call him that).

And fyi, Nixon is my surname, and 'the' talk was DEFINITELY not about my bisexuality, I waited till he was 16 to talk to him about sex because his mother told me too, she didn't want to put him in an awkward situation by talking to him that way.
 

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Jesus, what happened here?

Let's clear it up....

He isn't my biological son, but I was married to his mother for 6 years and after 3 or 4 I became 'Dad'. I left his mother because I came clean to having an affair, and in a turn of events (i was shitting myself about telling her), she told me she had as well. So we both called it even (there was a little arguing) and divorced 13 months ago.

His mother is 35 now and his dad would have been 36 (he died of substance abuse when the boy was eight months old.

Oh, and by 50/50, I do swing both ways, but then again so did Faria (my ex wife), but I have only had sexual relations with males twice in my life (not that I would ever tell my son that...if I am allowed to call him that).

And fyi, Nixon is my surname!


And what did you guys talk about?
 

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I was making an edit to my latest post as you replied, it was about sex, not about me being 50/50
 

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Jesus, what happened here?

Let's clear it up....

He isn't my biological son, but I was married to his mother for 6 years and after 3 or 4 I became 'Dad'. I left his mother because I came clean to having an affair, and in a turn of events (i was shitting myself about telling her), she told me she had as well. So we both called it even (there was a little arguing) and divorced 13 months ago.

His mother is 35 now and his dad would have been 36 (he died of substance abuse when the boy was eight months old.

Oh, and by 50/50, I do swing both ways, but then again so did Faria (my ex wife), but I have only had sexual relations with males twice in my life (not that I would ever tell my son that...if I am allowed to call him that).

And fyi, Nixon is my surname, and 'the' talk was DEFINITELY not about my bisexuality, I waited till he was 16 to talk to him about sex because his mother told me too, she didn't want to put him in an awkward situation by talking to him that way.


And that apperantly made it even more awkward. Is he still locked in his room?
 

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No, his mum picked him up at 9:00 this morning. Minimum contact while he was getting ready.
 

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Of course he has, this is the 21st century. He never had a puberty talk, they covered all that in school. I did tell him when he was younger he could ask me or tell me anything he wanted.
 

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Of course he has, this is the 21st century. He never had a puberty talk, they covered all that in school. I did tell him when he was younger he could ask me or tell me anything he wanted.

Okay, then what did you even have to talk about? What do you think made him freak out?
 

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I made sure he wouldn't be stupid and would use protection. I told him about when I was his age and during the convo, he aughed and he seemed normal. Then there was this awkward silence and he got up and went to his room.
 

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I made sure he wouldn't be stupid and would use protection. I told him about when I was his age and during the convo, he aughed and he seemed normal. Then there was this awkward silence and he got up and went to his room.

Okay, cool. But I'm still wondering why you kinda hoped he was watching porn?:tongue:
 

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I meant that I was hoping I hadn't put him in an awkward position and I was hoping he wasn't in his room scared to make eye contact with me. He has always been really reserved and I was shocked at his initial laid-back reaction to me bringing up the subject. Of course I didn't mean I wanted him online looking at porn, but I meant I hated the fact that he could be in his bedroom with the bedcovers up to his eyes because he misunderstood my intentions of talking to him about sex.