jeff black
Expert Member
Now that is a toughie - trading a 40 inch cock for looking like Mickey Rooney - could be worse - could be Wayne Rooney.
Or mickey mouse
Now that is a toughie - trading a 40 inch cock for looking like Mickey Rooney - could be worse - could be Wayne Rooney.
Now that is a toughie - trading a 40 inch cock for looking like Mickey Rooney - could be worse - could be Wayne Rooney.
Or mickey mouse
I always thought that Minnie walked funny.
your german is quite perfect
at least I realized that it was intended to be German :biggrin1:
At least I know you can't be talking about me. :tongue:
My jelqing has been restricted by the length of my arms.
Simian appearance but no orangutan, Lord P.?
Maybe next time.
The jungle VPL :smile:
Well, you're from Uri, right, Heinz?:tongue:
I look at what size they put, then wonder how they are measuring it.
Being honest Im about 8-8.5 inches long and 6-6.5 inches in diameter (got a thick willy, lol)
Indeed, I was born in the tiny village of Geller-bei-Löffelbiegen, where the German usage is even more peculiar.
They are probably measuring the same way you are measuring the diameter of you penis LOL.
If you realy had a diameter of of 6.5 then your grith (or circumference; distance around your penis) would be 20.41 inches LMFAO. Well unless you do silicone injections, but from looking at your pic you are no where near 20.41 inches around. So I am asuming you made a mistake and meant 6.5 in circumference. Maybe they did as well lol.