I did and she loved it. :tongue:*Oooooooooh, he didn't!*
I did and she loved it. :tongue:*Oooooooooh, he didn't!*
When they play the exact same commercial 5 times during one tv show.
TWICE in the ONE ad-break! AAAAARGH! As if those fucking ad-breaks aren't long enough!
People who meander slowly out of shops, with their body angled in one direction but are looking in the opposite direction. Guaranteed they will materialise right in front of me and I have no damn idea which direction they're going.
.....then they bump into someone they know and block the entrance for 10 minutes having a chat! And that someone they know always has a fucking pram so you can't just walk around them!
I sleep on top of you - that keeps the bed clean.
People who meander slowly out of shops, with their body angled in one direction but are looking in the opposite direction. Guaranteed they will materialise right in front of me and I have no damn idea which direction they're going.
People seriously have lost the ability to walk in a socially-aware way. They'll enter a store and stop, dead in the center instead out of the traffic path, too.
They also meander aimlessly down sidewalks (which are narrow enough here in SoFla) whether alone or in small groups, completely blocking anyone behind them, and then get huffy when you attempt to cross through them, no matter how politely you ask.
Oblivious pedestrians drive me to distraction. On what planet is one not taught how to maneuver on foot in public?
Send 'em all to Tokyo for a weekend of riding the subways. That'll teach 'em some respect for the deft and gentlemanly slalom of Messrs Bucko, Silvertrain and their ilk, and the silky aisle glide of Ms VernalTiger.
Churchy people who tell you, "You are loved."
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