Politician Damian Hockney

[Bullnob]

This post appeared on the Popbitch website about a guy called Damian Hockney, who is the very attractive young deputy leader of a new political party in the UK called Veritas run by the chat show host Robert Kilroy Silk.

...Celebrity donger <<
In chinos, veritas

joey writes:
"Damian Hockney, who became the only other person
in Robert Kilroy-Silk&#39;s new Veritas political
party this week, used to live in Chelsea years
ago when I knew him (before the pecs surgery and
botox). Damian used to mince about the Worlds End
area in cycling shorts to show off the outline of
his ginormous cock, truly a monster. He liked
to discuss it with everyone, claiming that its
enormity was due to growing up in Africa,
and not having much to do except mess about
with the local kids, whose favourite past-time
was stretching their penises with stones and
heat to make them bigger. Apparently he gets
light-headed even with just a semi lob-on."

Anyone know anything?&#33;&#33;&#33;

 

[nashtenguy]

Well any Brit that has seen this man in public and has heard the rumors can easily verify his GIANORMITY by taking a glance down at his well tailored trousers and seeing the baseball bat of a cock that swings against his left leg. Unbelievably it does swing massively thick and just above his knee cap. Anyone on the east end has heard of his legendary size. Many of you have seen it in public. As have I. (unfortunately concealed in trousers) He is a public figure, and has had public ambitions from early on. Thats the reason there are few photos of him. I once ate in the same restaurant facing his table and saw quite vividly under his table. That monster bulge snaked down his equisitely clad ( italian wool trouser) leg to the end of his chair and then the obvious drop off the chair. The leg of his trouser straining to support the last several inches of his MASSIVE THICK cock ending just at the knee. You could see his pant leg holding up the last several inches of a MASSIVELY thick cock just at his knee. This guy is no exaggeration. No urban legend. This man is no porn actor. That fact explains the reasons there are no photos of his naked cock. Simply a private and "proud" citizen that possibly packs the biggest cock on this planet. His clothed pics represent his place in history very well.

 

[NikkiSizeQueen]

It was several years back now but I believe I may have once seen this guys cock while on a night out in Soho.
I was on a girl&#8217;s weekend away with a few of my friends to see a show over the weekend. We decided to go out on Friday night in Soho as the show wasn&#8217;t until the Saturday evening.


We got in this club and got chatting with some other girls in there who said they were regulars. After about half an hour and a few drinks the girls we were with said 'omg there Damian with his gf, giggle, giggle'. Obviously we asked why they were laughing. They told us 'Oh Damian comes in here quite often to, he's such a exhibitionist and has such a huge willy giggle, if your lucky girl's he'll find a excuse to get it out tonight too'. We all laughed and continued talking.


Anyway the night went on with more drinking and dancing. It was a couple of hours later when one of my friends came over to one of the girls we had met. Saying she had just heard the guy they mentioned was going to compare with another guy who was pretty drunk and had started bragging about his size.


Cutting to the chase, we heard they were going to take it outside to the back alley and a few onlookers were on route to. The guy Damian won the compare, it was a very huge penis he pulled out (The other guy was pretty big but not close).

I'm not ashamed to say I have seen allot of cocks (In 'real life', online, porn etc) and this guy I saw that night was certainly among the high rollers of penis size. I only know a handful of guys that would even still look big next to it (and by all means there not average guys) and only one guy that could even seriously compete with it.


At the time I was dating a big guy and the guy called Damian had company of his gf that night, so I didn&#8217;t pursue him the way I normally would a big guy had I been single.


I have to add though, the guy I saw was not directly named as Damian Hockney the politician during the evening. I only heard him referred to as Damian. Although, the guy I saw did bare a close resemblance to the guy that has been posted and named in this thread and was referred to on the night as Damian. Also like I said this was in Soho and I know a few other posters have mentioned him getting around there.


It could be the guy wasn&#8217;t Damian Hockney, maybe it was just a guy called Damian with a very large penis.

Just thought it matched up with some other sightings though.

 

[deleted921389]

Damian Hockney

https://www.opendemocracy.net/author/damian-hockney

 

[Jonno]

What a coincidence. I saw this story on Popbitch then a few days later I saw that Damian Hockney was on our schedule to come into the studio for interview&#33; He got here late & said he had to go for a piss.

Couldn&#39;t believe my luck, so I just HAD to get a look. I said I&#39;d have to go with him to make sure he got to the studio and didn&#39;t get lost ^-^. When he yanked his cock out it was like an arm. Must have been a foot long soft - quite seriously he had to hold it away from the urinal so it didn&#39;t hang right in. I&#39;ve never seen anything like it. It was like watching a horse pissing. I wanted to say something but didn&#39;t dare. He literally rolled it up to get it back in his jeans. Don&#39;t think he is gay as his girlfriend was waiting for him but he didn&#39;t mind me looking and he is really hot - 6&#39;4" and obviously got a buff bod as well as the giant schlong.

 

[Cockrocker]

Originally posted by Jonno@Feb 27 2005, 09:29 PM
What a coincidence. I saw this story on Popbitch then a few days later I saw that Damian Hockney was on our schedule to come into the studio for interview&#33; He got here late & said he had to go for a piss.

Couldn&#39;t believe my luck, so I just HAD to get a look. I said I&#39;d have to go with him to make sure he got to the studio and didn&#39;t get lost ^-^. When he yanked his cock out it was like an arm. Must have been a foot long soft - quite seriously he had to hold it away from the urinal so it didn&#39;t hang right in. I&#39;ve never seen anything like it. It was like watching a horse pissing. I wanted to say something but didn&#39;t dare. He literally rolled it up to get it back in his jeans. Don&#39;t think he is gay as his girlfriend was waiting for him but he didn&#39;t mind me looking and he is really hot - 6&#39;4" and obviously got a buff bod as well as the giant schlong.

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I&#39;m a musician and I met this dude a lot in London back in 96. He ran a one-niter club at Browns in London, a real trendy joint (str8, sadly) and was known for having THE most colossal schlong. He always was into politics. He rode a big Jap bike and wore biker leathers and the thing was like an arm down his leg. Quite seriously it was pretty much down to his knee when soft. He was seriously hot. One nite a guy from the band Type O was at Hockney&#39;s club boasting about the size of the band&#39;s singer&#39;s own dick. Hockney was pretty drunk and talking politics at the bar and his girlfriend was sat down nearby. Without Hockney even realizing it, his girlfriend dragged the great thing out of Hockney&#39;s pants, flopped it out and said to the guy from Type O "As big as that?&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;". We were all in a state of shock at the site of it. Hockney did not even realize his chick had pulled it out, he was so intent on his conversation. There are loadsa stories about that legendary thing.

 

[Randy]

I don&#39;t know anything about this guy but I do see a suspicious pattern in this thread.

I can&#39;t claim to have checked every poster&#39;s history on this board but in a quick check of many those who claim to have seen the elusive Mr Hockney no one that I could find had a history of posting about anything other than Mr Hockney. Most have posted only in this thread but when they do post in another thread they almost always bring up Mr Hockney. Also most seem to have joined LPSG just before they first posted about Mr Hockney.

In the early posts it sounded like Mr Hockney&#39;s monumental endowment was regularly on display in various public places in London, NYC and Europe and that he enjoyed showing off. But now that no definitive pix have turned up the excuse is that he is a public figure, a politician no less, and what politician would expose himself so publicly? Sorry, that doesn&#39;t add up.

None of this proves anything but something is fishy about all of this. Still even if his package is just an urban myth it&#39;s been great fun to read. I even watched the recent UK election returns on CSPAN hoping to catch a glimpse of Mr Hockney, without luck.

 

[D_wb07wb]

A friend of mine in London has told me this guy [think a politican] is hung like a horse. My mate said he reckoned it was about 13 inches...anyone on here heard anything.

 

[B_Lightkeeper]

It was several years back now but I believe I may have once seen this guys cock while on a night out in Soho.
I was on a girl’s weekend away with a few of my friends to see a show over the weekend. We decided to go out on Friday night in Soho as the show wasn’t until the Saturday evening.


We got in this club and got chatting with some other girls in there who said they were regulars. After about half an hour and a few drinks the girls we were with said 'omg there Damian with his gf, giggle, giggle'. Obviously we asked why they were laughing. They told us 'Oh Damian comes in here quite often to, he's such a exhibitionist and has such a huge willy giggle, if your lucky girl's he'll find a excuse to get it out tonight too'. We all laughed and continued talking.


Anyway the night went on with more drinking and dancing. It was a couple of hours later when one of my friends came over to one of the girls we had met. Saying she had just heard the guy they mentioned was going to compare with another guy who was pretty drunk and had started bragging about his size.


Cutting to the chase, we heard they were going to take it outside to the back alley and a few onlookers were on route to. The guy Damian won the compare, it was a very huge penis he pulled out (The other guy was pretty big but not close).

I'm not ashamed to say I have seen allot of cocks (In 'real life', online, porn etc) and this guy I saw that night was certainly among the high rollers of penis size. I only know a handful of guys that would even still look big next to it (and by all means there not average guys) and only one guy that could even seriously compete with it.


At the time I was dating a big guy and the guy called Damian had company of his gf that night, so I didn’t pursue him the way I normally would a big guy had I been single.


I have to add though, the guy I saw was not directly named as Damian Hockney the politician during the evening. I only heard him referred to as Damian. Although, the guy I saw did bare a close resemblance to the guy that has been posted and named in this thread and was referred to on the night as Damian. Also like I said this was in Soho and I know a few other posters have mentioned him getting around there.


It could be the guy wasn’t Damian Hockney, maybe it was just a guy called Damian with a very large penis.

Just thought it matched up with some other sightings though.

Is it just me or did anyone else have trouble reading this because of the color and font?

 

[Bootman]

My partner and I go on cock hunting holidays and we learned from guys on here of a gym in Barbados where we might get a sight of this monster. We first ever saw him wearing a pair of long army shorts with his entire schlong hung right into the hem - our total turnon, huge display, our hearts in our bloody throats. and frankly we couldn't give a damn what else he does - he's about 6'6", goodlooking built like a brick shithouse now and hung like a buffalo and that's enough for us! We purposely fixed our holiday on the off-chance that we might see him, though it was the detective skills of lpsg members pointed us in the right direction!

One of the attractions of the guy is that he isn't a celeb really, or even that well known, but he is goodlooking and hung. And though he has a huge cock he is not a porn star or trying to be 'sexy' or marketed by some agent as some sort of sex god. Lots of the entries in this section sort of take someone like a young actor or singer who is already heavily marketed to be 'sexy' and then theorise and fantasise about that guy having a huge dick. And yeah my partner and I do that too, but we know it is not actually the real deal. I guess you have to be stood right in front this fucker to really appreciate it!

 

[reinaldorei]

this thread is so weird
wonder if its all true or some weird conspiracy

 

[britlover]

Goodness&#33;

Anyone have a decent pic of this fella?

 

[B_RoysToy]

. . . and all of them interesting, I imagine&#33;

 

[Cockrocker]

Originally posted by RoysToy@Feb 27 2005, 10:32 PM
. . . and all of them interesting, I imagine&#33;

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We used to all go to a Soho pub called The George in Wardour Street and Hockney was known there as the Donkey Man. When the police raided the pub one nite, two buddies saw Hockney and two chicks as they fled down the stairs while he was trying to get the thing back in his pants. They all said it was an amazing site and I can believe it. They all used to fuck in a room which was the living quarters upstairs. It was like watching a giant erection on legs flying downstairs, and there was just no way that thing was going back in his pants without a struggle. It was a freezing night&#33;

 

[hungthick]

I WANT TO SEE THIS DUDE&#39;S COCK&#33;&#33;&#33; Anyone have any pictures of it?

here is his face
http://www.ukiplondon.com/London_Assembly/...n_assembly.html

 

[txquis]

His face wins my vote.
DAMN

 

[KinkGuy]

I&#39;d vote that any day.
How come our politicians all have itsy-bitsy-teenie-weenie weenies?

Somebody, please find pics&#33;&#33;&#33;

 

[britlover]

Yeah, if his manhood is truly stupendous, there surely MUST be documented evidence in the form of a home video or happy snap shots&#33;

 

[Pecker]

I see many references to his predilection for plastic surgery. Maybe he&#39;s had some enhancement in places other than his pects.

 

[britlover]

Like his imagination?