Poll: Attention span

[spoon]

uuummmm..........did someone ask a question? i'm waiting for the jelly beans.

 

[monel]

:biggrin1: Ah, dear Father Ted - how I love thee. I think I need to make use of my box-set, again. I particularly enjoyed Ms Banister's post about it not being British. :tongue:

Briefs or not, my priest was always trendy. He served orange juice and biscuits in the church hall.

I prefer my Priests to be wearing briefs while serving juice and biscuits in the Church hall. Actually I prefer they were briefs at all times :biggrin1:

 

[monel]

uuummmm..........did someone ask a question? i'm waiting for the jelly beans.

Wooooo! I'd like some jelly beans. Save the peanut ones for me.

 

[185248]

Can you pay attention to a question that is asked of you, focus on giving a complete answer, and not go off on a tangent?

Rarely. Tangents are interesting things though. They can take you to places off the beaten track. Like in Australia for instance, lots of tracks leading every which way. Losing your way can be a dangerous thing, you could trip and fall, serverley injure youself maybe even kill yourself. But thats the circle of life isn't it. Circles can have tangents running off them you know, they don't have to be stra....................

 

[Redwyvre]

Does anyone else believe in unicorns with 10 inches or more?

 

[rob_just_rob]

Mine's 81 inches.

 

[spoon]

Wooooo! I'd like some jelly beans. Save the peanut ones for me.

you can have the peanut ones. save the pear for me. mmmmmm..........jelly beans.

 

[D_Millard Fillermore]

Can you pay attention to a question that is asked of you, focus on giving a complete answer, and not go off on a tangent?

What? I can totally focus on....photos.....videos....blogs.....faq...biscuit.....areola...frisky cat. And never let the grass be green on the other side of the fence when you mend it. So there.

 

[aninnymouse]

You know you hang on my every word. Especially when I....OH, look! SHINEY THINGS!!!1!!ONE!

/you know you love my shiney things....

 

[B_Hickboy]

I wish some of you could vote twice.

 

[joyboytoy79]

Mmmmmmmmm.... Jellybeans.....

Now back to the topic at hand. Uhm..... what was it again?

 

[petite]

I'll trade for popcorn jelly beans! I love those!

 

[petite]

What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?

Tangent

 

[petite]

The mathematician said to his lover, "I wish I was your first derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves."

 

[wallaboi]

It's a myth that goldfish only have a very short memory. They can quickly locate their stash of nuts and acorns up to two years later. And i learned recently that they are related to tree beavers.

 

[monel]

It's a myth that goldfish only have a very short memory. They can quickly locate their stash of nuts and acorns up to two years later. And i learned recently that they are related to tree beavers.

I like goldfish but didn't know they came in nut and acorn flavor. I'll have to watch for those.

BTW, has anyone here ever had jellybeans? Do you like them? I think I want to try some.

 

[185248]

What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?

Tangent

Har Har

 

[joyboytoy79]

I like goldfish but didn't know they came in nut and acorn flavor. I'll have to watch for those.

BTW, has anyone here ever had jellybeans? Do you like them? I think I want to try some.

Jellyfish?

 

[spoon]

yummmmmmm........jelly beans.

what was the question. hahahahahaha..........

 

[dandelion]

i voted squirrel ( as have most people). Seemed the closest to 'sometimes', but maybe I misunderstood.