Presidents

[Pices2325]

Do any of you think/know if any of the presidents were hung? It hurts my brain to think of old George Washington naked :wow: but any suggestions are fine!

 

[jonb]

Actually, many of them were shot. But Lincoln made sure Indian men were well-hung.

(That joke never gets old.)

 

[BruceSter]

Originally posted by jonb@May 2 2005, 07:33 PM
Actually, many of them were shot. But Lincoln made sure Indian men were well-hung.

(That joke never gets old.)

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Hmmm, weren't there only two SHOT ones? or did you mean SHORT?

Bruce

 

[PhlMike]

Originally posted by BruceSter+May 3 2005, 12:49 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(BruceSter &#064; May 3 2005, 12:49 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-jonb@May 2 2005, 07:33 PM
Actually, many of them were shot. But Lincoln made sure Indian men were well-hung.

(That joke never gets old.)

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Hmmm, weren&#39;t there only two SHOT ones? or did you mean SHORT?

Bruce

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Actually 4 were shot and killed, Kennedy, Lincoln, Mckinley, and Garfield. Reagan was shot while in office, but lived. Teddy Roosevelt was shot while running for another term in 1912, he lived also.

 

[Pecker]

I don&#39;t recall reports of any president being shot in the dick.

 

[B_RoysToy]

Originally posted by Pices2325@May 3 2005, 12:50 AM
Do any of you think/know if any of the presidents were hung? It hurts my brain to think of old George Washington naked :wow: but any suggestions are fine&#33;

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I have picked up somewhere along the way that Lyndon Baines Johnson was well above average. Come to think of it, Lady Bird looks like she could facilitate a whopper.

 

[mindseye]

Originally posted by RoysToy@May 3 2005, 09:40 PM
I have picked up somewhere along the way that Lyndon Baines Johnson was well above average. Come to think of it, Lady Bird looks like she could facilitate a whopper.

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They didn&#39;t call him El B.J. for nothing&#33;

 

[B_RoysToy]

Originally posted by mindseye+May 4 2005, 03:29 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(mindseye &#064; May 4 2005, 03:29 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-RoysToy@May 3 2005, 09:40 PM
I have picked up somewhere along the way that Lyndon Baines Johnson was well above average.  Come to think of it, Lady Bird looks like she could facilitate a whopper.

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They didn&#39;t call him El B.J. for nothing&#33;

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:grr: thanks

 

[hippyscum]

apparently LBJ useta chase secretaries around the white house office with his cock, which he nicknamed "Jumbo". it&#39;s terrifying to think that this guy was the most powerful man in the world.

 

[DadsAreUs]

By all accounts LBJ indeed had a whopper and he liked to show it off. One way was to have men shown in to meet him while he was sitting on the toilet so they could see his unit hanging way down into the bowl and snaking down his leg when he stood up to pull his pants on. The other was to have legislators, cabinet members and various officials to the White House for nude swims in the White House pool. I&#39;ve never heard of anyone showing him up so he was probably hung like jonb or maybe even Dr Rock.

 

[B_RoysToy]

Originally posted by mistergrasso@May 4 2005, 12:11 PM
By all accounts LBJ indeed had a whopper and he liked to show it off. One way was to have men shown in to meet him while he was sitting on the toilet so they could see his unit hanging way down into the bowl and snaking down his leg when he stood up to pull his pants on. The other was to have legislators, cabinet members and various officials to the White House for nude swims in the White House pool. I&#39;ve never heard of anyone showing him up so he was probably hung like jonb or maybe even Dr Rock.

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How cool of you to use our more familiar schlongs for comparison, grasso. That makes it so much easier to visualize just what the former pres packed. Irregardless of Johnson&#39;s political standing and social influence, he never lost sight of his manly dick size and liked the attention it got him. He was also well known for his off-color joke telling, too. Maybe his endowment influenced his enjoyment of the risque.

 

[BruceSter]

Okay, maybe he was hung, but I still don&#39;t feel very comfortable about a nude LBJ.

Bruce


BTW, wasn&#39;t Reagan said to be pretty big too?

 

[EFH33]

Hillary Clinton is said to be well hung... :evilgrin:

 

[KinkGuy]

She certainly has the balls for it.

 

[13788]

ccc: actially rosevelt was shot at the heart but it hit his famous notebook and only nicked him

 

[txquis]

heee. funny thread.
Yeah, there are just some pictures i dont want in my mind and "Naked Presidents" is one of them.

 

[KidBrown]

The fake macho swagger of GW and his attitude lead me to believe that he&#39;s trying to compensate for something. JFK was a good looking guy, I&#39;m sure there&#39;s stories about him floating around with all the women he must have slept with.

 

[LeMay]

Even though he didn&#39;t win something tells me John Kerry is packing something major in his pants.

He dated Morgan Fairchild and Catherine Oxenberg, and Teresa Heinz-Kerry looks like a satified woman everytime I see her and I don&#39;t think her bank account is the only reason.

 

[DadsAreUs]

Originally posted by RoysToy+May 4 2005, 01:49 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(RoysToy &#064; May 4 2005, 01:49 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-mistergrasso@May 4 2005, 12:11 PM
By all accounts LBJ indeed had a whopper and he liked to show it off. One way was to have men shown in to meet him while he was sitting on the toilet so they could see his unit hanging way down into the bowl and snaking down his leg when he stood up to pull his pants on. The other was to have legislators, cabinet members and various officials to the White House for nude swims in the White House pool. I&#39;ve never heard of anyone showing him up so he was probably hung like jonb or maybe even Dr Rock.

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How cool of you to use our more familiar schlongs for comparison, grasso. That makes it so much easier to visualize just what the former pres packed. Irregardless of Johnson&#39;s political standing and social influence, he never lost sight of his manly dick size and liked the attention it got him. He was also well known for his off-color joke telling, too. Maybe his endowment influenced his enjoyment of the risque.

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Now all we need is to arrange our own nude swim for next presidents&#39; day. Or maybe LBJ&#39;s birthday, August 27. That leaves 3 1/2 months for planning and hiring a caterer.

 

[B_RoysToy]

Originally posted by mistergrasso@May 5 2005, 11:12 AM
Now all we need is to arrange our own nude swim for next presidents&#39; day. Or maybe LBJ&#39;s birthday, August 27. That leaves 3 1/2 months for planning and hiring a caterer.

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:bounce: Excellent idea, grasso :excl: The time I&#39;ve spent looking through the galleries will pay off at the nude swim celebration. I&#39;ll be the one able to identify the most number of guys from looking at their schlongs&#33; Whata great day that will be