Private messages - the good, the bad, and the ugly

[Spartan727]

This guy began messaging me once and told me that he liked to be talked to like he was a turkey. He was hoping that we could enjoy a phone call during which I would follow some instructions he proffered in his first and only DM. Some of the instructions (as beat as I can recall) were:

1. He wanted to be baked at exactly 375 degrees Fahrenheit, and NOT in a Celsius oven
2. He needed to be told what a good turkey he was constantly
3. He wanted me to describe in as much detail as possible how I was going to be checking in on him as he baked, watching his skin cook to a nice golden brown as I would be basting him regularly with a large, butter dipped brush
4. He said the phone call would need to end right before I ate him but that he would like to hear me ‘sharpening knives’ in the background before I hung up as this helped his masturbatory process

I had to give him points for creativity.
Some guys don’t even try

Creative yes I will never look at a turkey the same!

 

[Spartan727]

Oh, so... kinda the preliminary/lead-up for a vore role play? Huh. Could have been legit or could have just been fucking with you, but either way at least that was a more unique approach than "hi" and an attached photo of a dick

On another note I wonder if he likes thanksgiving the best!!

 

[1209489]

On another note I wonder if he likes thanksgiving the best!!

Hahaha!!!

 

[ArtAppreciation]

Oh, so... kinda the preliminary/lead-up for a vore role play? Huh. Could have been legit or could have just been fucking with you, but either way at least that was a more unique approach than "hi" and an attached photo of a dick

Jesus Fade, thanks for sending me down a weird as fuck google search hole to try and figure out what ‘vore role play’ was. I think I know less about it now than I did before googling I must be doing something really wrong here

 

[ArtAppreciation]

View attachment 1264070 Message I got earlier today, unbelievable.

I was trying to find this user just now (obviously to find out if he is still single because I’m ready to mingle) and now he seems to have just....disappeared

Maybe he tripped, landed on someone’s dick and just decided to never get back up again?

It seems likely

 

[1209489]

Don’t mingle with that loser! Haha!

 

[Scarletbegonia]

When I had the photo up showing my legs and arms/hand snuggled up with Rem's legs and arms/hand some idiot sent me a message about how hot it is to see white women with black men. Ew, exotification for one. And I'm not white (nothing wrong with being white, but I'm fucking not)...

At least it wasn’t Asian fetishizing....for once.

On a different site, rando with a Nazi uniform fetish demanded I move to some horrid place beginning with a vowel to be his slave.
I channeled Bonfire...”fuck off.”

 

[918177]

At least it wasn’t Asian fetishizing....for once.

On a different site, rando with a Nazi uniform fetish demanded I move to some horrid place beginning with a vowel to be his slave.
I channeled Bonfire...”fuck off.”

I approve of this message.
*Snigger snort*

 

[Scarletbegonia]

(Tips hat)

 

[918177]

I don't get PM's.

I wonder why?<---sarc.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Also offsite, I got solicited by a dude my kids age from an ANR group.

No..so.much.no.

 

[Spartan727]

This guy began messaging me once and told me that he liked to be talked to like he was a turkey. He was hoping that we could enjoy a phone call during which I would follow some instructions he proffered in his first and only DM. Some of the instructions (as beat as I can recall) were:

1. He wanted to be baked at exactly 375 degrees Fahrenheit, and NOT in a Celsius oven
2. He needed to be told what a good turkey he was constantly
3. He wanted me to describe in as much detail as possible how I was going to be checking in on him as he baked, watching his skin cook to a nice golden brown as I would be basting him regularly with a large, butter dipped brush
4. He said the phone call would need to end right before I ate him but that he would like to hear me ‘sharpening knives’ in the background before I hung up as this helped his masturbatory process

I had to give him points for creativity.
Some guys don’t even try

Creativity you run from

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

View attachment 1264070 Message I got earlier today, unbelievable.

This is why I made my pics only visible to certain people, and now watermark every pic I post. Even if it's in a thread.

 

[Spartan727]

This is why I made my pics only visible to certain people, and now watermark every pic I post. Even if it's in a thread.

Smart move!!

 

[Spartan727]

I don't get PM's.

I wonder why?<---sarc.

Well dang it that explains everything!

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Smart move!!

Took my pics getting stolen for my dumbass to do it.

(No, I'm not actually dumb, just not as tech savvy as I should have been considering the material I was uploading, lesson learned)

 

[Spartan727]

I’m not tech Savvy, LaFemme is my go to for that,
No worries here, I am tech challenged ....
Can’t sit still long enough for that course! No lights or sirens.., No ropes to swing from no
Hose to hold... I’m absorbing your lesson learned and going to follow your wisdom! XX

 

[LaFemme]

I’m not tech Savvy, LaFemme is my go to for that,
No worries here, I am tech challenged ....
Can’t sit still long enough for that course! No lights or sirens.., No ropes to swing from no
Hose to hold... I’m absorbing your lesson learned and going to follow your wisdom! XX

Always here for you!

 

[ArtAppreciation]

At least it wasn’t Asian fetishizing....for once.

On a different site, rando with a Nazi uniform fetish demanded I move to some horrid place beginning with a vowel to be his slave.
I channeled Bonfire...”fuck off.”

Nazi uniform fetish - Grammar slave + Bonfire - No you cannot buy a vowel =
......
(calculating, please hold)

Pyrokinetic burn. I've been thinking of proactively searching for users with the words god or deity or worship or slut or whore or ... I could go on and on.... in them to pop a proactive shush on them before they can bother me but I get so busy

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Nazi uniform fetish - Grammar slave + Bonfire - No you cannot buy a vowel =
......
(calculating, please hold)

Pyrokinetic burn. I've been thinking of proactively searching for users with the words god or deity or worship or slut or whore or ... I could go on and on.... in them to pop a proactive shush on them before they can bother me but I get so busy

Add to your math..I’m Jewish. My family died and survived the camps.