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Here's a good one I just got and I am sure it is an honest mistake. Still funny.

Name Removed said:
What a hot woman are you. I want you.
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I just checked. I'm still very male and packing! Maybe Madame Zora and I can form a support group. I feel so violated!:biggrin1:
 
Damn makes me wish I kept all the ones in my inbox... I had to empty it though... and I'm sentimental.... I like to keep important peoples messages.... so there was no room for the non important peoples...
 
My personal all time favorite was, "I bet you are a sixty year old crack ho with a p.... that smells like the inside of an old tennis shoe" LOL! I should have answered , "Damn, baby! Busted again! I cant get anything past you! " :biggrin1:
 
I kind of like to keep to myself and very rarely do i send a PM and even less often do i recieve one.

And i must admit i have sent 1 or 2 PM's saying i like someones gallery, i dont think ive ever been inapproperate or rude in what ive said. Hopefully it didnt make me look stupid but sometimes i just feel like telling the person...
 
naughty said:
My personal all time favorite was, "I bet you are a sixty year old crack ho with a p.... that smells like the inside of an old tennis shoe" LOL! I should have answered, "Damn, baby! Busted again! I can't get anything past you!" :biggrin1:
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Will you stop already! I apologized many times over. Now everyone will know!:biggrin1:
 
This just in... SpoiledPrincess I think was being harassed by the same guy... lets all point and laugh...

Huntacting
Hi you don't know me but my name is Brett. I saw your profile here on LPSG and I thought you were really cute. I can only see the pictures a little bit without having to upgrade my account. I was wondering since you were willng to be nude on the internet, can u send me a personal nude picture of yourself? You don't have to do this, I'm just a lonely straight guy whose never had a girlfriend. My email is brettcomedy@yahoo.com. Thanks for your time.
 
Think_Kink said:
This just in... SpoiledPrincess I think was being harassed by the same guy... lets all point and laugh...

Huntacting
Hi you don't know me but my name is Brett. I saw your profile here on LPSG and I thought you were really cute. I can only see the pictures a little bit without having to upgrade my account. I was wondering since you were willng to be nude on the internet, can u send me a personal nude picture of yourself? You don't have to do this, I'm just a lonely straight guy whose never had a girlfriend. My email is brettcomedy@yahoo.com. Thanks for your time.
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I kinda feel bad for this one. He's never had a gf and he is tired of porn.:tongue:
 
chicagosam said:
I've been bad. Real bad. I deserve to be punished. A lot! Spank me. Spank me real hard! Oh, baby! That's it! Hurts soooooo good! Yes!:tongue:
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What is with you boys and these switches? Alright , if you insist.... thwap! thwap! thwap! Ooh I could get used to this....:biggrin1:
 
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