Rediculous Message of the Week

[windtalkerways]

When?

When, Freddie?

Okay, call me a typical blonde
but I'm not 'getting' it.

 

[DC_DEEP]

OH NO, not according to that message.

It's the JEANS, baby...

J. E. A. N. S.

Denim.

Cotton, baby!! COLORED!!

(I can hardly keep a straight face typing this)

Haha, you said "colored." Not pc, my friend, not pc. Now you have to say "african-american cotton" or "mordant and dye treated cotton."

Um, that PM was obviously from someone whose english is about as good as my norwegian, or who seriously needs to repeat grades 1 - 6 several times.

 

[Bryan_Lyte2]

See? Skinny guys get no love. What does a guy have to do to get a stalker now and then? Somebody let me know that I'd look good in jeans.

 

[GoneA]

Skinny guys get no love.

yeah, all the obese guys get it.

 

[Lex]

Haha, you said "colored." Not pc, my friend, not pc. Now you have to say "african-american cotton" or "mordant and dye treated cotton."

Um, that PM was obviously from someone whose english is about as good as my norwegian, or who seriously needs to repeat grades 1 - 6 several times.

Stay away from me YOU. I KNOW you!! You just wanna tie me up in that dungeon of you and your hubby's and have your way with me!!!

AAAHHHH!! (screams)

*runs and trips*

Oh No!!!

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Below is the text of an email message I receieved from my profile on another site:



Wow--I'm don't think I have ever met anyone with a jeans fetish.

Help me understand...Please!

Message him back and tell him you'll cut a hole in the back of his jeans and fuck him with a vaseline covered baseball bat.

 

[madame_zora]

Lex, you look hot in your jeans, but I'd still rather see you out of them. That way we won't get any woman-love on the jeans to scare of your new suitor!

Yeah, we should have a thread devoted to the inane PMs we collect elsewhere, I get some funny ones too.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Yeah, we should have a thread devoted to the inane PMs we collect elsewhere, I get some funny ones too.

Mine fall into the following three catagories:
1. "How big is your cock?"
2. "Cam? XPix?"
3. To tell me how brilliant I am

The rest are ok, from friends.

 

[Lex]

Lex, you look hot in your jeans, but I'd still rather see you out of them. That way we won't get any woman-love on the jeans to scare of your new suitor!

Yeah, we should have a thread devoted to the inane PMs we collect elsewhere, I get some funny ones too.

Hey babe--if it's YOUR woman love on my jeans, than this dude is shit out of luck.

Sorceror--I'm gonna do just that--we'll see how he replies.

 

[CUBE]

Mine fall into the following three catagories:
1. "How big is your cock?"
2. "Cam? XPix?"
3. To tell me how brilliant I am

The rest are ok, from friends.

You are a clever guy though...I mean really...that's not a pick up line as much as a compliment

 

[CUBE]

Below is the text of an email message I receieved from my profile on another site:



Wow--I'm don't think I have ever met anyone with a jeans fetish.

Help me understand...Please!

How can you blame this guy...Lex...you do look pretty hot...no matter what the clothes..or lack there of

 

[Lex]

But do YOU dream of jerking off in my jeans after I fuck you while I am wearing them?

THAT is the question, sexy.

P.S. Ask you BF is we can play around. I am coming down there eventually.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

You are a clever guy though...I mean really...that's not a pick up line as much as a compliment

Thank you.

 

[Lex]

**deep Dr. Dre voice** The Motherfucking saga continues...

So, I took Sorceror's advice and replied to the weird message. Here is what I said:

How about if I cut a hole in the back of your jeans and fuck you with a vaseline covered baseball bat?

And here is his reply:

yeah and could i wear your jeans though to wank in them? your jeans are sexy, so are you.

My Email: NAMED CHANGED@yahoo.com

I'm Speechless. Any more bright ideas?!?!

 

[DC_DEEP]

Stay away from me YOU. I KNOW you!! You just wanna tie me up in that dungeon of you and your hubby's and have your way with me!!!

AAAHHHH!! (screams)

*runs and trips*

Oh No!!!

LOL I know you have more genius than that, sexy man. The fact that I have been trying everything I know (including offers of gourmet dinner and a free photo session) to get you down here is no secret! Once we have everything else taken care of, you and I can validate a pic TOGETHER and post it on LPSG.

P. S. Although it's only a 45-mile drive that takes 90 minutes, I'll make it worth your time and effort! I'll even let you pick out which rope to tie you with... deal?

 

[Lex]

We'll do dinner DC. Everything else is negotiable.

A double validated photo pic..HmmmmMM...

 

[CUBE]

But do YOU dream of jerking off in my jeans after I fuck you while I am wearing them?

THAT is the question, sexy.

P.S. Ask you BF is we can play around. I am coming down there eventually.

Welllllllllllllllll.....I will now:wink:

 

[Chuck64]

He's obviously not too bright. Take advantage of the situation.

Tell him you'll sell him your "sexy jeans." Figure out a price where you can make a profit after shipping costs and everything. Buy some new jeans, pull off the tags, run them through the wash once, package them up and ship them to him.

Or you could really send him your old jeans and get all new jeans... Maybe you could find more trolls with other clothes fetishes. You could get a whole new wardrobe for free!

He's happy. You made a little cash. Of course, he'll probably attack your wife and kids, but hey, that's a small price to pay to get ahead in the world.

 

[Lex]

You know--I DO need more jeans. I wonder how much he'd be willing to pay?

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

You know--I DO need more jeans. I wonder how much he'd be willing to pay?

Jeez, I dunno what else...a double bat fuck?