Simon sweatie what do you mean not posting?! we got our daily OF advert the only thing you haven't blessed us with is the fake teeth whitening question response! I hope you're feeling okay I bet you must be exhausted

I wish you weren't so fucking fine now that you've put on that muscle
 

Attachments

Simon sweatie what do you mean not posting?! we got our daily OF advert the only thing you haven't blessed us with is the fake teeth whitening question response! I hope you're feeling okay I bet you must be exhausted

I wish you weren't so fucking fine now that you've put on that muscle
Also can we talk about this annoying scared face he does every time he’s gonna thank or announce he’s on Twitch? Wtf is this
EA1FC5A8-EAD7-4C92-8896-92081B020AEA.png

F5D3D7D1-5BB9-48C2-9449-C4AF1D2614D1.png
 
I used to hate how fucking weird/fake/cringe/awkward he acted before he started working out, and that stupid voice he used to do when he wanted to seem surprised or whatever the hell he thought. once he got built he seemed to gain a ton of confidence, and after his little vacation trip thing where he went to LA and hung influenster boyz (Bryce, Zach, Dylan Geick, etc etc) he came back suddenly posting daily flexing shirtless pics, along with onlyfans advertising & acting like a softcore fuckboi. I wonder what they said to him, like how did the convo go that made him realize he's bangin hot now lol

"hey Simon you should take your shirt off and flex and post it every day, cause youre basically a stud now bro. deadass like you're fucking hot (NO HOMO BRO (well besides DG)) and like bro you gotta promote your onlyfans. even if it's literally your Snapchat stuff, you gotta make people want you and your hot bod dude. and like bait them in with it. then you can be super ultra rich AF like all us brah. like look at Bryce he is a beefy fucking hottie now bro just keep lifting weights and flex on them hoes and broz. you aren't showing enough of that sick bod that is why you like, aren't a famous celeb influencer star like we are, man. hey you wanna come shotgun a case of redbull with us?!"

I also hope him and Dylan hooked up while he was there, mainly because I'd do terrible, awful things to see a tape of them. I don't care who'd be top/bottom, just throwing it into the universe. crazier things have happened. he definitely came back willing to go topless WAY more for some reason

thanks for coming to TED talx with me
 
I also hope him and Dylan hooked up while he was there, mainly because I'd do terrible, awful things to see a tape of them. I don't care who'd be top/bottom,

Dylan is a thirsty bottom... He totally bro'd it up with Simon and convinced him after a few shots and comparing their muscles to dick him down... Dylan was feeling Simon's pecs and abs... Then noticed Simon was starting to tent and was like let's wrestle! All the sudden Dylan's blowing Simon and assumes the position and Simon just goes to town...

This is total fantasy (except for the whole Dylan being a thirsty bottom... That's true) for those that think I may be serious...
 
Boy he’s really getting a lot of mileage on this pic. Third time he’s used it in a week and didn’t even change the caption this time.
 

Attachments