have you guys noticed how white his teeth are? i wonder how he got them to look like that
He posted a picture with a no shave November beard update followed directly by one of the repeat shirtless pictures saying goodnight where he’s clean shaven... and then posted another current picture with facial hair again right after that..... does he not think anyone would notice?? Or doesn’t realize he doesn’t have facial hair in his canned/saved repeat posts?
Most likely this. He's washed up and his 15 minutes of fame are in the distant past. All he's getting is plugging ads through his socials and whatever scraps he can get via Twitch. If he's smart he's probably also getting returns on some stocks.
Well folks, at this point Simon isn’t even posting new quarter-turn shirtless mirror pics. Just the same recycled ones, so the collage is on hold for the moment lmao.
I heard all the college parties have caused him to let himself go, and he lost all of the muscle. now he has a huge beergut with some saggy moobs flapping around above it. he can't do any newer shots, it would reveal his spiral and fall from hotboydom
what a shame, the poor guy. rip
I had been wondering if he had shaved or if just hasn’t taken any new photos in a week or so, as if we wouldn’t notice.
Marco smith
Superior Member
I stopped following him months ago . I only sometimes see his stuff but even then it's very rarely since i know it's gonna be the same boring crap .
I genuinely wonder how much PurelyCrapDeluxe pays for these TikTokers to post their shitty products everyday on their stories with the white teeth filter. Gotta feel for the parents of these horny 13 year olds who get bamboozled into buying overpriced teeth whitening kits for their damn teenagers.
Brush your teeth, floss and use mouthwash or hydrogen peroxide and you’ll be fine ffs.
Simon is washed up now. Milking the last bit of his pre-college fame for money. His OF is shirtless shit he posts on his snap. Don’t waste your time.
Brush your teeth, floss and use mouthwash or hydrogen peroxide and you’ll be fine ffs.
Simon is washed up now. Milking the last bit of his pre-college fame for money. His OF is shirtless shit he posts on his snap. Don’t waste your time.
Anybody know how Simon gets his teeth so white? He might have mentioned it but maybe I missed it
who’s his friend?