I only need 6 hours of sleep. If I have been asleep for more than an hour, very little can wake me up before 4 hours has passed. In fact, you may believe you have successfully awakened me. I may actually still be asleep and just somnambulant. I have yet to actually leave my bed in this state, but I will look you in the eye and tell you what you need to hear. If you give me any electronic device in this state, I will begin to delete the contents. None of this will imprint on my long-term memory. Touching me will wake me but I won't like it. When in doubt, require that I exit the bed. I can sleep standing up but I cannot sleep and walk.
I have wild dreams but I can't always remember them well enough to describe them. I recently dreamed that my hair was pasta and I couldn't stop eating it until it was all gone. The next day, I dreamt that something was wrong with my legs and my greatest concern was that I couldn't wear pants. I also had some dreams about dead squirrels. I'm pretty sure that's about my dogs hunting too much in the backyard recently. These girls eat too well to be murdering squirrels and possum.
Generally, I do not struggle to sleep. If I want to be asleep I will be the fuck asleep. I can sleep through anything I must that doesn't sound like crying children. I can keep sleeping for ages if permitted. But, if you need me alert and productive, just let me have six hours, and then harass me until I walk.
Of course, if I'm sick, I can't wake up for long. When I was pregnant, I couldn't function on six hours. I couldn't function on fewer than ten. It was a black, dreamless sleep, too.
I also need about an hour to decompress before sleep if I have been stressed or very focused. I don't like to go to sleep hungry. It makes me wake up grumpy.
I don't like a lot of light or noise when I wake up. You want to be on my shitlist? Come to my house and put on a television within an hour of me getting out of bed. I will bury a body in the basement. And I don't even have a basement.
I don't like sleeping without pets now. When I have to be away, o try to stay with someone who has at least a cat or a bunny or something. I can't sleep with just any human. I mean I can, but I feel a difference in quality.
If I'm sleeping poorly, a spritz of my mother's horrible cologne will knock me right out. Objectively, it's a terrible fragrance, but I just smell a special occasion with my mother. It smells like good times. Happiness. Safety. Love. Who could struggle to sleep through that?