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Originally Posted by cooliorox
i guess im pretty average. Im 7" X 6.5". Im sure there are smaller.
Hah! Counting down from this point: I am 6.5" long by 6.25" Girth
Give it a go for honesty, in honor of Doctor Bubbles!
Madame Zora, Inspectress General, can arbitrate any disputes.
Originally Posted by cooliorox
i guess im pretty average. Im 7" X 6.5". Im sure there are smaller.
Spladle said:
Hah! Counting down from this point: I am 6.5" long by 6.25" Girth
Give it a go for honesty, in honor of Doctor Bubbles!
Madame Zora, Inspectress General, can arbitrate any disputes.
26 inches bodied penis. 1 inch of supple foreskin. We're nitpicking now.cooliorox said:
Fredneck1951
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What if I was sitting on 26 majestic inches of phallus as opposed to 27? Ponder that.cooliorox said:
Doubtful. It's the one who had the misshapen, mutilated micropenis in his avatar, I reckon.Lex said:
A few weeks ago I finally gave in to my secret fetish. For such a long time I have thought that I had a small penis. When its flaccid, its under 2 inches. About 5 inches totally erect. I had been toying with the notion of asking a woman who is straight forward and would tell me like it is. So I decided to see a mistress. I told her what I was seeking, and also for her to completely 100 percent honest with me. When I came in, before I got naked, I asked her a series of random questions just to see how honest she was so that I can gauge her sincerity.
I asked her about my looks and she said that I was on the cute side. She also said that I had nice arms and very nice leg muscles. She told me some other things that pretty much had me positive that she would be totally honest about my cock size. So next came the moment of truth... I was so nervous and excited. I took my clothes off and she stared at my cock for what seemed like a long time.
She told me to please myself while she watched so that she can see how big it was when it was erect. I got it hard and she measured it. Then, I asked her to be completely honest about my cock size and tell me straight up how she felt. I was almost shaking while waiting for her long anticipated reply...then she said:
"You have the smallest dick...penis I have ever seen. Well no wait, I've seen one a little bit smaller in my life, but in the last year I have seen about 200, and out of those 200, yours is definitely the smallest, tiniest dick. If I was dating you and saw it for the 1st time, I would honestly laugh and then make up an excuse that I had to leave... and then break it off with you."
I sat there speechless, thinking to myself that she had to be exaggerating ... so I said "Out of 200? The smallest? That has to be an exaggeration."
Then she said "No i'm not kidding you. Im not exaggerating. What do I have to gain by lying? I'm being completely honest. Maybe I havent seen exactly 200 in the least year, but I have definitely seen close to that, and yours is the smallest."
I had never been so humiliated in my life... and for some reason I felt so turned on by this. I almost cummed without even touching myself. There is no doubt in my mind that she was telling me the truth. I then had her say the exact same thing in my camera phone and recorded it. I listen to it all the time and I cum so hard when I hear her saying its the smallest she's seen out of 200 in the last year...
I asked her about my looks and she said that I was on the cute side. She also said that I had nice arms and very nice leg muscles. She told me some other things that pretty much had me positive that she would be totally honest about my cock size. So next came the moment of truth... I was so nervous and excited. I took my clothes off and she stared at my cock for what seemed like a long time.
She told me to please myself while she watched so that she can see how big it was when it was erect. I got it hard and she measured it. Then, I asked her to be completely honest about my cock size and tell me straight up how she felt. I was almost shaking while waiting for her long anticipated reply...then she said:
"You have the smallest dick...penis I have ever seen. Well no wait, I've seen one a little bit smaller in my life, but in the last year I have seen about 200, and out of those 200, yours is definitely the smallest, tiniest dick. If I was dating you and saw it for the 1st time, I would honestly laugh and then make up an excuse that I had to leave... and then break it off with you."
I sat there speechless, thinking to myself that she had to be exaggerating ... so I said "Out of 200? The smallest? That has to be an exaggeration."
Then she said "No i'm not kidding you. Im not exaggerating. What do I have to gain by lying? I'm being completely honest. Maybe I havent seen exactly 200 in the least year, but I have definitely seen close to that, and yours is the smallest."
I had never been so humiliated in my life... and for some reason I felt so turned on by this. I almost cummed without even touching myself. There is no doubt in my mind that she was telling me the truth. I then had her say the exact same thing in my camera phone and recorded it. I listen to it all the time and I cum so hard when I hear her saying its the smallest she's seen out of 200 in the last year...
smallpackage69, probably not many, (if any) average or smaller guys would visit a mistress like that. I'm sure she has skewed perception for such a comparison. Why don't you ask a urologist? You know they see thousands, and wouldn't be skewed to the large side. From what I have read 5" is very close to average.
The biggest question to me is: why would anyone come out and admit to being the smallest here (or anywhere else for that matter)?
The biggest question to me is: why would anyone come out and admit to being the smallest here (or anywhere else for that matter)?
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