Super Heroes?

[Lex]

Imagine Magneto with his sling and metal toys...

 

[jdcnow]

I don't know who I want more: Daredevil or just Ben Affleck.:wink: YUM!

Also, Captain Falcon from F-Zero is very hot.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

The following from Spiders

The male spider, as is typical among arthropods, possesses nothing like a penis. Therefore, how does the male's sperm enter the female's body? It's with the help of little leg-like appendages at the male spider's head, called palps.

This would explain pictures like this:

http://www.artcentergallery.com/gallery/michael-godard/godard-original-spiderman.jpg

clothes tight enough you could count the hairs on his ass.... and yet.... no bulge to speak of.

Except that spidey only possesses the proportionate powers/abilities of a spider; no physical characteristics with the possible exception of sticking to walls of course.

Rub the Hulk up the wrong way if you want BIG fun!:biggrin1:

The Hulk's cumshot must look like a dozen tsnumami's in one.

Superman, of course, has the BIGGEST cock of all. But, his downfall would be that fact that he is faster than a speeding bullet. How much fun could that be. Thor more than likely has a small cock due to the power of thunder and the huge hammer. But, I'm curious how big the Invisible Man is? No one has ever been able to see his cock.

Wait, so you're inferring that nearly 9' even, damn near a 1,000 lbs, that old greenskin, the Hulk, wouldn't possibly be bigger or maybe even the same size as the man of steel?

Forget the Flash, BTW, his name practically gives away his prowess in bed. He gets hard, cums before his partner gets a chance to reciprocate.

 

[D_Thoraxis_Biggulp]

The Green Lantern sounds like he'd have some sort of luminescent gonnorhea (sp?).

 

[B_NineInchCock_160IQ]

Wait, so you're inferring that nearly 9' even, damn near a 1,000 lbs, that old greenskin, the Hulk, wouldn't possibly be bigger or maybe even the same size as the man of steel?

Given his propensity toward 'roid rage I'm guessing Hulk's got some shriveled up nards.

 

[zgrog2000]

Spiderman's cock is clearly shown hanging over his left leg with one of his balls under it.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Given his propensity toward 'roid rage I'm guessing Hulk's got some shriveled up nards.

It might, 'cept that the Hulk's power came from a gamma bomb.
You know radiation, sometimes overexposure can hypertrophy parts.

 

[1ceman]

Iceman

What about him?

 

[buddy629]

Watcha think of these boys?

 

[B_NineInchCock_160IQ]

It might, 'cept that the Hulk's power came from a gamma bomb.
You know radiation, sometimes overexposure can hypertrophy parts.

yeah that stuff's bound to shrink your stuff too... if the X-Men were real they'd all have names like "Cancer Man", "Ear on His Face Boy", "Dead Girl", etc.

 

[Gillette]

yeah that stuff's bound to shrink your stuff too... if the X-Men were real they'd all have names like "Cancer Man", "Ear on His Face Boy", "Dead Girl", etc.

Not necessarily. The Xmen are genetic mutants. The potential exists that a parent could have been irradiated, but the mutants themselves are born with the altered gene.

* on a side issue, I'll bet Wolvie doesn't shave his pubes.

 

[jeff black]

Not necessarily. The Xmen are genetic mutants. The potential exists that a parent could have been irradiated, but the mutants themselves are born with the altered gene.

* on a side issue, I'll bet Wolvie doesn't shave his pubes.

Nah, I am betting he is all natural. Have you seen the guy's chest? He is hairier than my aunt Bertha.:biggrin1:

 

[Gillette]

Nah, I am betting he is all natural. Have you seen the guy's chest? He is hairier than my aunt Bertha.:biggrin1:

I loves me some fur on a man.

Even if he did decide to bare rather than bear, with his healing factor how long before the fur returns? an hour?

Plus side to the healing factor. No refractory period! Can you say stamina?

 

[jeff black]

I loves me some fur on a man.

Even if he did decide to bare rather than bear, with his healing factor how long before the fur returns? an hour?

Plus side to the healing factor. No refractory period! Can you say stamina?

Ok, gonna get GEEK for a moment...

Wolverine's healing factor means that he has rapid regeneration of cells and tissues. At the same time, it slows his aging.... wouldn't that mean things like body hair/hair (which are just dead cells if I am not mistaken) be nearly impossible?

 

[b.c.]

Silver Surfer's Got Nards!! -- Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news.

Yes, heard about this Silver Surfer stuff on the radio the other day. Curiously when I read the comix (which was about the time S.S. first made his debut) I remember him not having any genitals at all. Back then, comix had that code stuff going on, but they still managed to suggest in the vaguest of ways that the guys had something down there. But not the Silver Surfer because it was apparent to us (the local comic book nerds) that the guy was totally nude...silver all over. He wasn't wearing a suit. So where were his "jewels??" Even 5th graders knew that naked guys were supposed to have something. He had nothing! Somehow (in something I recall reading) I had the impression that he was asexual or something.

Anyway... Superman's if not super sized must at least be super hard...I guess the Hulk would have a "hulk"... Giant Man (is he still around??) would be, well...gigantic... Ant Man and the Atom... (nevermind)... Thor would think his is the largest (By Odin's beard!)...

 

[jordanj]

I know we've all heard the joke before but this thread reminded me:

Superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He's flying over Wonder Woman's house and sees her bedroom window is open. He stops for a glimpse and sees her lying on her bed naked. She's lying there and squirming around looking real hot.


Superman was getting turned on looking at her so he decides what the hell, I can just fly in real quick, give her the ole' in-out and be out of there before she even knows what hit her. After all he is Superman. So, in he goes, wham-bam and he's out of there.
Wonder Woman knew something happened and says, "What was that?" The Invisible Man says, "I don't know but, damn, is my ass sore."

 

[Matthew]

What about him?

He's hot. :wink:

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Not necessarily. The Xmen are genetic mutants. The potential exists that a parent could have been irradiated, but the mutants themselves are born with the altered gene.

* on a side issue, I'll bet Wolvie doesn't shave his pubes.

Yeah, dig it, the X-Men are the only characters in the Marvel world that aren't a product of radiation.
Now if the Beast shaved his successfully, then i'd be amazed.
On an abstract note tho, getting head from Raven will literally leave you drained, since she can suck the power out of anyone/thing.

 

[B_NineInchCock_160IQ]

Not necessarily. The Xmen are genetic mutants. The potential exists that a parent could have been irradiated, but the mutants themselves are born with the altered gene.

* on a side issue, I'll bet Wolvie doesn't shave his pubes.

Well, while there is a chance that mutation can be in some way beneficial, it's a small chance. More than likely you're just going to end up with cancer. at any rate... you sure as hell aren't going to develop the ability to walk through walls or lift tanks over your head. I was just saying that MASSIVE was perhaps taking this a little seriously. =)

 

[B_NineInchCock_160IQ]

Ok, gonna get GEEK for a moment...

Wolverine's healing factor means that he has rapid regeneration of cells and tissues. At the same time, it slows his aging.... wouldn't that mean things like body hair/hair (which are just dead cells if I am not mistaken) be nearly impossible?

He had hair plugs put in at the same time he got the adamantium skeleton.