Well I mean cute little dickless twinks cant really have any sexual purpose but to serve real fuckin men with actual cocks. You know what I mean?
The truth about a tiny dick
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I'd really love to dominate you and fuck your brains out bro. I wouldn't blow you but that's just the dominant superior thing in my nature. Also I've been with many guys that had 2- 3" erect. It really gets my alpha superiority damn horny n hot.
As I'm just a nice substantial 6x5 I have been with a few men and women who were size queens and although I have no doubt the sex was good for me and for them I'm aware that they were the type that do prefer very large cocks. Still even with those I've never had any complaints at all.
As a dominant top I have to disagree partly. I'm not interested at all in fat or ugly guys no matter what their endowment. But I've always been tall thin and good looking and am truthfully a little vain and shallow... so?
hypolimnas
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One might add that some total psychos have big cocks too - also be avoided. I've think that a big cock never makes up for a shit personality.
yes u might be right sir. I know from experience mine is pretty useless when it comes to pleasing women
I didn't say that all big dicked guys could get together with you. I said that if a guy had a big dick and wanted to fool around with other guys he'd be successful despite being less-than-ideal in some other categories.
You basically said you couldn't care less about a big dick and therefore not all guys with big dicks could get lucky with you which is irrelevant to the point.
An 'overweight' and 'ugly' guy who also has a big dick may not work out with you but he'll still get something whereas someone who is exactly the same but has a small dick may be used to getting nothing.
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I prefer a smaller endowed man who loves pleasing his partner than a well hung guy who thinks that because he's huge he doesn't need to go to any effort to please his lover. I've had both and honestly (with apologies to u gorgeous big boys) I'd rather have small cause it fits nice and doesn't bang my cervix!
Well, what you're gonna do? It is what it is...
I understand where you are coming from but there is no point complaining about it - enjoy what you have and make the most of it. Compared to some guys here I'd class myself in the average range, I have been with guys that ranged in penis size from micro penis to some that were a lot bigger than me, and you know what - the only time I've had 'bad sex' was when the attitude wasn't right. Penis size only affects the mechanics; an open mind and a willingness to play around means you and your partners can have fun.
I personally like the smaller or average ones because they're more enjoyable (bottom here), 4,5-6 inches are perfect for me.
And yes, big, thick, huge cocks might look better but I personally can't enjoy them, it's nice to look at them or even blow them (that is also less enjoyable) but otherwise no.
And yes, big, thick, huge cocks might look better but I personally can't enjoy them, it's nice to look at them or even blow them (that is also less enjoyable) but otherwise no.
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Why do you ask, Wally? You know damn well that The Illuminati has joined the anti-size conspiracy long ago and is now paying women to take to the internet to claim that size doesn't matter.
The only reasonable thing would be to greet them with unwavering rudeness, even if they're being nice to you, so you've chosen the most appropriate route so far...
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You shudda witnessed the ecstasy that an average sized boy brought me this morning ...three times.
wallyj84
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I'm sorry, but this belongs in the fiction section.
Average dicks are an abomination. They don't bring pleasure, only regret and disappointment.
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Just had him again at his desk. I only write the truth here. It's anonymous- so why lie? If you don't believe me then shut up and be miserable somewhere else!
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lol, why didn't I read this thread sooner?
Someone should collect these wally-isms into an anthology.
I don't know. It's been going on for nearly ten years now, and I fear that even the best of trolls will become tedious in time. On the other hand, Wally might just be the best troll I've ever seen.
Yeah, come to think of it, this place wouldn't be the same without. Especially because it's quite obvious that there's a really likable guy hidden somewhere beneath his layers of fights and thoughts on behalf of the three-legged crowd.
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Dude are you serious!!! Your dick is hot man, and your pubes too!!! I would be on my knees in two seconds!!!
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