Matthew said:There is absolutely nothing trivial about GoneA.
That is all.
I suddenly feel as though I've had Madame Zora wrapped around my cockmadame_zora said:
- The condom - originally made from Madame Zora - was invented in the early 1500s.
Just make sure you leave him out an hour before drinking him.:tongue:TexAssgirl said:yup, I got that one too. I suppose that since my average sex episode only last 2 minutes, that's all that I can give. It just sucks, especially since I can only get some on the weekends.
But maybe there's some hope for me if I just drink some GoneA motherfucker.:biggrin1:
There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Bronxy, though it may feel uncomfortable.
BroxBombShell said:If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Bronxy.
BronxBombshell said:
- If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Bronxy.
Lex said:GodDAMN, do I wanna try that!!!
invisibleman said:9. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Invisibleman has 7. ("Some call it a Kaiser blade but Hmmm--- I call it a Sling Blade.")
inkubus963 said:Gay Pride parades, however, require 1400 feathers, a Quetzalcoatl masque, a thorough waxing, and the ability to quote lines from "To Wong Foo", "Priscilla", or "Flawless" even while inebriated... In heels... Not that I've tried...:biggrin1:
inkubus963 said:1. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of inkubus963 every year.
Stupid Subway diets take forever....
2. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same inkubus963.
Three-strikes rule?
3. Inkubus963 is the sacred animal of Thailand!
Bow down, see item 8 , then item 5.
4. Inkubus963 is the largest of Saturn's moons.
Stupid jeans make my butt look big...
5. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using inkubus963.
The other 45% knows it melts in your mouth...
6. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on inkubus963.
Which explains where the pigment Mocha Brown came from.
7. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's inkubus963 supply.
Konichi-wa, bitches!!
8. About 100 people choke to death on inkubus963 each year.
55%, to be exact, see item 5
9. Inkubus963 will always turn right when leaving a cave.
That's the side I sleep on.
10. Olympic badminton rules say that inkubus963 must have exactly fourteen feathers.
Gay Pride parades, however, require 1400 feathers, a Quetzalcoatl masque, a thorough waxing, and the ability to quote lines from "To Wong Foo", "Priscilla", or "Flawless" even while inebriated... In heels... Not that I've tried...:biggrin1:
BronxBombshell said:[/list]
You should, Babe. I'll explain the principle as we prove it.
Dr. Dilznick said:21. GoneA's a bend down in front of a crying, insufferable little brat in public "Hey there, why is a big, strong boy like you making all that fuss?" in a goofy voice asking type of motherfucker
22. GoneA's a happy face on his antennae and multiple bumper stickers on his car having type of motherfucker
23. GoneA's a voluntarily helping to direct people out when a fire or another emergency occurs instead getting his black ass out ASAP talking about "Stay calm people! Single File line! Women and children first!" type of motherfucker
24. GoneA's a turn blood off in Mortal Kombat type of motherfucker
25. GoneA's a calling Strawberry Kool-Aid "strawberry" instead of "red" type of motherfucker.
26. GoneA's a use his thumb, index and middle fingers to indicate the number "3" type of motherfucker
27. GoneA's a listen to alt rock in his car but change it to the rap/R&B station when he gives a black a ride type of motherfucker.
28. GoneA's a shushing people at the movie theater even before the previews start -type of motherfucker
29. GoneA's a depends on what your definition of "is" is type of motherfucker.
30. GoneA's a eating ice cream with his spoon turned backwards type of motherfucker
Lex said:Ah, a good strong teacher who incorporates hands-on experiences in her lessons.
Where do I sign up?
You take charge women keep my 40% rolling, Bronx!!