Trivia About GoneA

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Matthew said:
There is absolutely nothing trivial about GoneA.



That is all.

Holier words were never spoken.


I tried it too and got one very interesting result:

  1. The condom - originally made from Madame Zora - was invented in the early 1500s.
  2. Grapes explode if you put them inside Madame Zora.
  3. Research indicates that Madame Zora will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
  4. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Madame Zora!
  5. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Madame Zora.
  6. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Madame Zora'!
  7. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Madame Zora.
  8. In 1982 Time Magazine named Madame Zora its 'Man of the Year'!
  9. It took Madame Zora 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!
  10. During World War II, Americans tried to train Madame Zora to drop bombs.
Now, how did those motherfuckers know I was from India?

edit- sadly, I WAS man of the year in 1982.
 

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TexAssgirl said:
yup, I got that one too. I suppose that since my average sex episode only last 2 minutes, that's all that I can give. It just sucks, especially since I can only get some on the weekends.



But maybe there's some hope for me if I just drink some GoneA motherfucker.:biggrin1:
Just make sure you leave him out an hour before drinking him.:tongue:

And now my own little known facts

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bronxy!


  1. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Bronxy, though it may feel uncomfortable.
  2. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Bronxy from each salad served in first class!
  3. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Bronxy.
  4. Bronxy can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
  5. More people are killed by Bronxy each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
  6. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Bronxy!
  7. Bronxy is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
  8. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Bronxy.
  9. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Bronxy can not.
  10. Bronxy can smell some things up to six miles away.



There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Bronxy, though it may feel uncomfortable.

So, as you can see, it is safe to eat me before skinny dipping. The discomfort is caused by me rolling over and going to sleep, leaving you to solve your problems with cold water.
 

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BroxBombShell said:
If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Bronxy.

GodDAMN, do I wanna try that!!!


This is AWESOME.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lex!
  1. Lex was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
  2. More people are killed by Lex each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
  3. Ostriches stick their heads in Lex not to hide but to look for water!
  4. Lex will always turn right when leaving a cave.
  5. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Lex!
  6. Lex is the world's smallest mammal.
  7. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Lex.
  8. During World War II, Americans tried to train Lex to drop bombs!
  9. If you drop Lex from more than three metres above ground level, he will always land feet-first!
  10. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Lex!
 

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Based upon The Surrealist...

1. Invisibleman cannot be detected by infrared cameras. (Well, duh!)
2. You can tell Invisibleman has been hard-bolied by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hardboiled. (I stand erected in a jacuzzi.)
3. Invisibleman is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes. (Yeah, I have Zebra in my family. I'm proud to be Zebra.)
4. Some hotels in Las Vegas have invisibleman floating in their swimming pools. (Black Zebras are fantastic swimmers.)
5. Ostriches stick their heads in Invisibleman not to hide but to look for water. (Ostriches will drink Coca-Colonic with Lime everytime.)
6. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C. by Invisibleman! (Zenu be damned!!!! All my friends are Tom Cruise.)
7. Invisiblemanicide is the killing of Invisibleman! (Thou shalt not kill Invisibleman--the eleventh Commadment.)
8. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Invisibleman is two minutes.(Well, it has been awhile. Hehehehe)
9. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Invisibleman has 7. ("Some call it a Kaiser blade but Hmmm--- I call it a Sling Blade.")
10. Ideally Invisibleman should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees.( Just chillin', folks!)
 

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"What kind of strange animal is that, anyway?"

That must be the ever-elusive "snipe". Surely we've all been on a snipe-hunt before??

"In Eastern Africa you can buy GoneA beer, brewed from well-hung bananas."

Words fail me......:tongue:
 

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OK. I really like my results!

  1. The deepest part of Chuck is over 35,000 feet deep. :eek: (single file line boys)
  2. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Chuck! :cool:
  3. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Chuck. :biggrin1: (I could do a better job than 28% of them)
  4. Banging your head against Chuck uses 150 calories an hour. :banghead2:
  5. Chuck was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.:biggrin1:
  6. About 100 people choke to death on Chuck each year. :069:
  7. The only Englishman to become Chuck was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Chuck from 1154 to 1159. :confused:
  8. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Chuck. :mad:
  9. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Chuck! :angryfire:
  10. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Chuck. :hail: :boobies2:
 

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I wanted to get in on this too.. I only picked the best ones,

  1. Over 2000 people have now climbed jeff black, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
  2. Jeff black is actually a mammal, not a fish
  3. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of jeff black
  4. Some hotels in Las Vegas have jeff black floating in their swimming pools
  5. jeff black can live for up to a week without a head.
  6. During severe windstorms, jeff black may sway several feet to either side.
AND my Absolute FAVOURITE!!
  1. About 100 people choke to death on jeff black each year!:biggrin1:
 

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BronxBombshell said:
  1. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Bronxy.
Lex said:
GodDAMN, do I wanna try that!!!

You should, Babe. I'll explain the principle as we prove it.

invisibleman said:
9. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Invisibleman has 7. ("Some call it a Kaiser blade but Hmmm--- I call it a Sling Blade.")



Slingblade! *dies*
 

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1. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of inkubus963 every year.
Stupid Subway diets take forever....
2. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same inkubus963.
Three-strikes rule?
3. Inkubus963 is the sacred animal of Thailand!
Bow down, see item 8 , then item 5.
4. Inkubus963 is the largest of Saturn's moons.
Stupid jeans make my butt look big...
5. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using inkubus963.
The other 45% knows it melts in your mouth...
6. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on inkubus963.
Which explains where the pigment Mocha Brown came from.
7. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's inkubus963 supply.
Konichi-wa, bitches!!
8. About 100 people choke to death on inkubus963 each year.
55%, to be exact, see item 5
9. Inkubus963 will always turn right when leaving a cave.
That's the side I sleep on.
10. Olympic badminton rules say that inkubus963 must have exactly fourteen feathers.
Gay Pride parades, however, require 1400 feathers, a Quetzalcoatl masque, a thorough waxing, and the ability to quote lines from "To Wong Foo", "Priscilla", or "Flawless" even while inebriated... In heels... Not that I've tried...:biggrin1:
 

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inkubus963 said:
Gay Pride parades, however, require 1400 feathers, a Quetzalcoatl masque, a thorough waxing, and the ability to quote lines from "To Wong Foo", "Priscilla", or "Flawless" even while inebriated... In heels... Not that I've tried...:biggrin1:

That is easily in the top 10 funniest things I've read on this forum - ever! (and it's true, which makes it even better)
 

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inkubus963 said:
1. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of inkubus963 every year.
Stupid Subway diets take forever....
2. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same inkubus963.
Three-strikes rule?
3. Inkubus963 is the sacred animal of Thailand!
Bow down, see item 8 , then item 5.
4. Inkubus963 is the largest of Saturn's moons.
Stupid jeans make my butt look big...
5. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using inkubus963.
The other 45% knows it melts in your mouth...
6. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on inkubus963.
Which explains where the pigment Mocha Brown came from.
7. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's inkubus963 supply.
Konichi-wa, bitches!!
8. About 100 people choke to death on inkubus963 each year.
55%, to be exact, see item 5
9. Inkubus963 will always turn right when leaving a cave.
That's the side I sleep on.
10. Olympic badminton rules say that inkubus963 must have exactly fourteen feathers.
Gay Pride parades, however, require 1400 feathers, a Quetzalcoatl masque, a thorough waxing, and the ability to quote lines from "To Wong Foo", "Priscilla", or "Flawless" even while inebriated... In heels... Not that I've tried...:biggrin1:

I wanted one of them to say that you were a sex demon. Oh wait. That's why so many choke, huh?:biggrin1:
 

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Dr. Dilznick said:
21. GoneA's a bend down in front of a crying, insufferable little brat in public "Hey there, why is a big, strong boy like you making all that fuss?" in a goofy voice asking type of motherfucker

22. GoneA's a happy face on his antennae and multiple bumper stickers on his car having type of motherfucker

23. GoneA's a voluntarily helping to direct people out when a fire or another emergency occurs instead getting his black ass out ASAP talking about "Stay calm people! Single File line! Women and children first!" type of motherfucker

24. GoneA's a turn blood off in Mortal Kombat type of motherfucker

25. GoneA's a calling Strawberry Kool-Aid "strawberry" instead of "red" type of motherfucker.

26. GoneA's a use his thumb, index and middle fingers to indicate the number "3" type of motherfucker

27. GoneA's a listen to alt rock in his car but change it to the rap/R&B station when he gives a black a ride type of motherfucker.

28. GoneA's a shushing people at the movie theater even before the previews start -type of motherfucker

29. GoneA's a depends on what your definition of "is" is type of motherfucker.

30. GoneA's a eating ice cream with his spoon turned backwards type of motherfucker

The top ten types of muthafuckazzzzzzzzz that Dr. Dilznik be likes:

1. The type of muthafucka that Dr. Dilznik be like...Charles Nelson Reilly.
2. The type of muthafucka that Dr. Dilznik be like...Wesley Snipes.
3. The type of muthafucka that Dr. Dilznik be like...Woody Strode.
4. The type of muthafucka that Dr. Dilznik be like... Milli Vanilli.
5. The type of muthafucka that Dr. Dilznik be like... that chick in RomperRoom--Miss Sally with her Magic Mirror.
6. The type of muthafucka that Dr. Dilznik be like...Dr. Laura Schlessinger.
7. The type of muthafucka that Dr. Dilznik be like...Boy George.
8. The type of muthafucka that Dr. Dilznik be like...James Earl Jones.
9. The type of muthafucka that Dr. Dilznik be like...Orville Redenbacher.
10. The type of muthafucka that Dr. Dilznik be like...Wonderbug.
 

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  1. Pecker never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
  2. Pecker can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
  3. Peckerocracy is government by Pecker.
  4. If you chew gum while peeling Pecker then it will stop you from crying.
  5. Pecker is actually a mammal, not a fish.
  6. Pecker cannot jump.
  7. Snow White's coffin was made of Pecker!
  8. Pecker became extinct in England in 1486.
  9. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Pecker.
  10. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Pecker.
too bad that our country isn't run by Peckerocracy.
 

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Lex said:
Ah, a good strong teacher who incorporates hands-on experiences in her lessons.

Where do I sign up?

You take charge women keep my 40% rolling, Bronx!!

Well. Put on your harness, take off your jeans and jock, lay on your back on my bed. I'll be by asap to bind your wrists and ankles to the headboard. The lesson will commence from there.