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Unstoppable bionic penises

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by 1323180, Jan 5, 2019.

  1. 1323180

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    Apparently they’re coming.
    Male sex robots with unstoppable bionic penises are coming this year | Metro News

    Appealing or creepy and weird? I hope they’re not literally unstoppable, that could be dangerous for humanity.

    The thing I found most interesting was that they’re working on voices and AI personalities. Would it be like having sex with your satnav? (or with Siri/Alexa)

    (This is my first thread and to be honest it was largely an excuse to use the title)
     
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    Well, I read the article and now that I’ve looked into the cold dead eyes of the real doll for women? I can honestly say - nope, that ain’t gonna happen! I prefer my vibrator not to have a face.

    On the other hand, I suppose the doll could have other uses. Carpool lane, for example. One guy that definitely doesn’t complain when you drive. He can also make the house look occupied when you go out. Turn on a sports channel, set him on the couch with the remote and voila! Break-in deterrent.

    I suppose you could set the erection out and depending on size, use it and his arms as a coat rack for guests. Make a very interesting conversation piece.

    But sexually? Not even in the dead of night. My cats would definitely never look at me the same.
     
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    This album is gonna be lit
     
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    Creepy and weird. Definitely.

    *Shudder*
     
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    Unstoppable penis?

    You'd need to keep it in the closet because imagine having it sitting on the couch with a perma boner tenting it's pants when Great Aunt Olga came to visit?
    How could I explain the ensuing heart attack?
    How could I possibly show my face at the funeral or any other family function after that?

    I'll stick to a dildo that is quiet and fits in the top draw of a bedside table and doesn't threaten the
    lifespans of delicate relatives.
     
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    That’s another thing. I’ve never encountered a penis and said, “wow, I wish that thing was unstoppable.”

    Or bionic.
     
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    And the size and weight of the thing!

    How the hell do you shift it without straining something?

    It's just not practical.
     
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    I agree. I have a bad shoulder. And hips and knees. I need medication for long walks. Who is this marketed to? Weightlifters?
     
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    Maybe it can move itself around? :eek:

    If it can, and it's unstoppable, you may not be able to contain it in a closet. I think it all sounds a bit terrifying - like a Black Mirror episode.



    "Harder faster / forever after"
     
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    Unstoppable? Do I need to send my penis back in time, to save humanity from the Sperminator?
     
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    I think you may have to Dearest.
     
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    A peen's gotta do, what a peen's gotta do.
     
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    A talking embodied dildo with dead eyes that pretends to give a fuck? Nuh-uh. :expressionless:
     
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    Some women end up with guys like that
     
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    Domi arigato penis roboto
     
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    I've just realised that I could have said, "A wang's gotta do, what a wang's gotta do." What a wasted opportunity.
     
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    I've met guys like that!
     
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    Oh shit you beat me to it. I concede!
     
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