Unstoppable bionic penises

[MickeyLee]

unstoppable penis.. unstoppable... unstopable.

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[liquiss]

unstoppable penis.. unstoppable... unstopable.

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Da na na na na na na na

 

[MickeyLee]

Six Million Dollar Penis? It better have wifi, dude.

A six billion dollar penis could protect our borders and end the government shut down.

All hail the six billion dollar penis.

 

[liquiss]

Six Million Dollar Penis? It better have wifi, dude.

A six billion dollar penis could protect our borders and end the government shut down.

All hail the six billion dollar penis.

You have a six billion dollar penis. He's orange and stupid and running your country! He's worth that much, right? I mean, he'll tell you he is!

 

[MickeyLee]

You would think a penis worth six billion doll-hairs would have a more convincing hairpiece.

I am getting straight up dead muskrat.

 

[liquiss]

 

[liquiss]

What is seen cannot be unseen

 

[MickeyLee]

What is seen cannot be unseen

There ain't enough bleach in this world or the next

 

[liquiss]

There ain't enough bleach in this world or the next

hahaha I saw that forever ago and it still makes me laugh to this day. That picture is pretty much the only thing I like about Trump.

 

[chicagosam]

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

#bestthreadofthemonth.

 

[liquiss]

#bestthreadofthemonth.

I agree!

 

[AlteredEgo]

Have any of you ever actually seen a realdoll in person? They weigh almost as much as a human being the size of the doll. Imagine getting trapped under a man.

Now imagine his unstoppable penis.

 

[ronin001]

I am not worried. Until they make a doll, that can move heavy furniture, paint the house, shovel snow; clean off the car when it snows, give a great back rub; and kill the occasional unwanted spider , we flesh and blood men are not going to be replaced any time soon

 

[chicagosam]

Have any of you ever actually seen a realdoll in person? They weigh almost as much as a human being the size of the doll. Imagine getting trapped under a man.

Now imagine his unstoppable penis.​

 

[ronin001]

Unstoppable penis?

You'd need to keep it in the closet because imagine having it sitting on the couch with a perma boner tenting it's pants when Great Aunt Olga came to visit?
How could I explain the ensuing heart attack?
How could I possibly show my face at the funeral or any other family function after that?

I'll stick to a dildo that is quiet and fits in the top draw of a bedside table and doesn't threaten the
lifespans of delicate relatives.

Just tell Aunt Olga it is a C.P.R. training dummy; and that it was your turn to take it home from class

 

[AlteredEgo]

I am not worried. Until they make a doll, that can move heavy furniture, paint the house, shovel snow; clean off the car when it snows, give a great back rub; and kill the occasional unwanted spider , we flesh and blood men are not going to be replaced any time soon

Make that doll put the spider outside instead of killing it (except brown recluse and black widow) and I might be getting a little damp.

 

[ronin001]

Make that doll put the spider outside instead of killing it (except brown recluse and black widow) and I might be getting a little damp.

Catch and release when you can, a woman with a compassionate heart, is hard to find these days

 

[chicagosam]

Just tell Aunt Olga it is a C.P.R. training dummy; and that it was your turn to take it home from class

 

[AlteredEgo]

Catch and release when you can, a woman with a compassionate heart, is hard to find these days

I mean... I'm not going to be able to put the spider outside. But if I ask someone to deal with one, I do hand them a piece of junk mail and a cup or a broom and dustpan.