I use my unstoppable penis to scare spiders away. It's much easier.
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That makes sense to me. I haven't tried anything like that.
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Please do elaborate: Why do you think gay dudes will get more use out of this than women?
I think he’s implying that because straight men utilize the Real Doll right now, lonely gay men will jump on the opportunity (no pun intended) to have a Real male Doll to play with.
I think that’s a huge assumption to make. I think it’s more likely the same guys who buy the female dolls will buy the male dolls so they can play “Barbies” with themselves. Imagine the scenarios they can have: threesomes, cuckholding, cheating....
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I think he’s implying that because straight men utilize the Real Doll right now, lonely gay men will jump on the opportunity (no pun intended) to have a Real male Doll to play with.
I think that’s a huge assumption to make. I think it’s more likely the same guys who buy the female dolls will buy the male dolls so they can play “Barbies” with themselves. Imagine the scenarios they can have: threesomes, cuckholding, cheating....
What struck me funny with his post was him somehow intimating that gay guys have the same problems getting laid as he does. Most don't. At least those I know.
And you know, us gays know all the other gays...lol!
I forgot. Gays can ALL get laid!
Scott told me that, too. You know Scott, right?I think it’s more likely the same guys who buy the female dolls will buy the male dolls so they can play “Barbies” with themselves. Imagine the scenarios they can have: threesomes, cuckholding, cheating....
I chunk of my innocence just thunked onto the floor and rolled away forever
You know it’s true, though.I chunk of my innocence just thunked onto the floor and rolled away forever
Jack Nicholson was right I CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH
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I forgot. Gays can ALL get laid!
You talking about Scott, that big ol' cock slut? Or did you mean Scott the Drag Queen who I know better as Miss Scotty?
Or were you thinking of Scott of Scott and Tim? Or Scott and Steve? And the couple that always messes with my brain: Scott and Scott.
But yeah, I know Scott. For sure...
Well, I hate to call him a slut....I mean he’s totally nice, but yeah, THAT Scott. I think he’ll settle down, though. One day. He can’t keep up this pace forever.You talking about Scott, that big ol' cock slut? Or did you mean Scott the Drag Queen who I know better as Miss Scotty?
Or were you thinking of Scott of Scott and Tim? Or Scott and Steve? And the couple that always messes with my brain: Scott and Scott.
But yeah, I know Scott. For sure...
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I wasn't intimating anything about the ease of getting laid if you're gay. I only said that gay men were more likely to use a real doll than a woman. I don't think either one would use it really, but I think it is a device more suited to men than women in general.
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He's a lovely guy. Well, he was quite lovely before his addicktion, lol.
Great guy to talk with when he doesn't have a peen in his mouth!
TBH, we're considering staging an intervention.
We're now all very concerned. We are struggling to understand him when he tries to speak; he tries to be polite and converse back, but all that comes out are mumbles and mmmmmmms.
Well, I work with him, so I only hear about his escapades. You better get on that intervention.He's a lovely guy. Well, he was quite lovely before his addicktion, lol.
Great guy to talk with when he doesn't have a peen in his mouth!
TBH, we're considering staging an intervention.
We're now all very concerned. We are struggling to understand him when he tries to speak; he tries to be polite and converse back, but all that comes out are mumbles and mmmmmmms.
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Ya, that's the one thing we are all so thankful for. He still has a job.
But we're all getting so worried because he's been converting a large portion of his cashed check into rolls of quarters.
He keeps telling us it's for laundry. And, you should hear his excuses when we catch him wearing the same outfit two days in a row.
One of the main reasons we're all becoming so worried about him: He used to care so much about his appearance like such a good gay! Even ironing his underwear. His socks! And he's not even doing that anymore...see why we are so concerned???
So spill. What's he been telling you?
Is that why he’s wears the same outfit everyday?! Omg.
Well, it’s definitely a different guy every weekend. And he’s been losing a lot of weight. He says he’s “dieting”. He’s got bags under his eyes, he’s exhausted all the time. I lose track of his boyfriends. David, Sam, Jimmy, Henry....
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I'm glad we are having this convo. But then, I didn't realize we had Scott in common. Who knew...
Now you can better understand the repeated outfits. He claims it's because the laundromat has been closed for renovation. Funny but when I drove by, people were doing their wash. They've even added a new service; drop it off, they do it, and then pick it up. They even offer delivery for a small fee! Easy peasy.
Shoot, Hubby and I have even offered him use of our laundry room. I even told him to just drop it off and I'd do it. He won't do it. It hurts my feelings cuz he knows how much I enjoy doing laundry. I really do.
The weight loss? He told me the bags under his eyes were adverse reactions to Botox. And that the Doc assured him the eye bags would subside with time. He told you he's dieting? Funny. He told me his weight loss was a side effect of the Botox. I don't know what to believe anymore...
And what really burns me is learning that these "boyfriends" have names. He usually just describes them by "I went out with that guy with the *whatever* dick. You know who I mean, right". Well, no, since I've not meet their penis, I can't place the dick description with the face it belongs to. He just claims not be good at remembering names. He even called me by my Hubby's name last time we got together. Hurt my feelings again!
Is his job performance up to par? I ask because if we do the Intervention soon, will he have a job to come back to if he agrees to go to Penis Addicktion Recovery?
One more question for you. Has he ever confided in your about relatives? Cuz he claims he was an only child and his parents were killed in a car accident. Now I'm even starting to question that...
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I simply asked you to explain why you think this. I asked you that in my original reply to your post:
I am genuinely curious to hear your rationale for such a sweeping generalized statement about gay guys. A group you claim not to belong to but are now speaking for. Ya know, like how you're not a woman but you routinely try and speak for them. Tis all.