Vasectomy

[deleted3995231]

I’m having mine on the 18th! Would love to hear how others fared.
I’m also having a needed circumcision at the same time... anyone had both?

 

[deleted814719]

I had my vasectomy 35 years ago, one year after our second son was born. The procedure was simple and quick in the doctor's office. Hell, I even went bowling that night.

Now, the next day I felt like had a bowling ball between my legs. Just a feeling of heaviness and a little soreness. Ice packs helped. I was pretty much back to normal within 48 hours being careful of course.

I forget what the length of time was that I had to return with a sample to ensure that I was "shooting blanks" but certainly did so. Wife and I haven't had to use any birth control for 35 years and haven't had any worries about unwanted pregnancy.

It is no big deal.

 

[deleted2475331]

I had mine done on Friday afternoon. No pain, per se but definitely a lot of tugging and the slight aroma of burning flesh as they cauterized the vas def.

A mildly uncomfortable drive home (about a half hour after the procedure I could feel some mild bruising developing), a day+ laid up on the couch doing absolutely nothing and I started feeling much better. No pain meds or anything, just a few Advil and some intermittent ice packs. Changed the dressing twice, kept clean, apply antibiotic ointment.

Day 2 was significantly more mobile, made the slight mistake of playing a game with my daughter than turned out to be a little too active and I had to pop another advil and apply more ice.

Here I am roughly 85-90 hours after the procedure with no pain other than the residual bruising, and I just stroked out my first load. Felt good, no issues.

All in all, pretty simple procedure. My advice is to find the most experienced doctor in your area and wait for them. I originally had this planned for April 2020 but has been cancelled/rescheduled five times due to COVID, conflicts with the doctor, my schedule, etc. All considered I think I'm glad I didn't cave and go with the "new" guy.

 

[deleted2475331]

So nearly two months post, and I'll say the only thing I can notice is that sometimes the cauterized end of the vas deferens can dangle into an uncomfortable position, and that it's generally more sensitive to pressure/pinching than pre-op. Not life altering, but the only tangible difference I can provide feedback on. The rest of the plumbing works just fine and I would tend to agree that my output is slightly lighter in consistency but not in volume. The wife doesn't like to swallow, so no feedback on taste/smell.

 

[JBrown61]

So nearly two months post, and I'll say the only thing I can notice is that sometimes the cauterized end of the vas deferens can dangle into an uncomfortable position, and that it's generally more sensitive to pressure/pinching than pre-op. Not life altering, but the only tangible difference I can provide feedback on. The rest of the plumbing works just fine and I would tend to agree that my output is slightly lighter in consistency but not in volume. The wife doesn't like to swallow, so no feedback on taste/smell.

I've had my vasectomy back in February of 2020, and noticed the same thing with the sensitivity of the cauterized ends. I definitely feel it if I'm sitting at a weird angle, and one of my clips is still palpable. That takes an almost intentional amount of effort to notice either of them, though, and they've gotten better with time.

Maybe it's just me, but I noticed that my plumbing feels like it works better. I definitely shoot a bigger load with more force than before, but I'm almost 100% that's all psychological and having no fear of knocking someone up means my dick isn't holding back any more.

 

[Borkbork]

Do your balls shrink at all?

 

[diver6]

Do your balls shrink at all?

No, nothing changes at all you are just sterile now.

 

[deleted2475331]

Do your balls shrink at all?

They don't shrink. All they're doing is disconnecting the duct that sends the spermatozoa out of the body. Semen production remains, just without the potency.

 

[ottosafado]

Did you guys notice any difference in volume and thickness of cum? What is the difference between the before/after semen analysis results?

 

[diver6]

Did you guys notice any difference in volume and thickness of cum? What is the difference between the before/after semen analysis results?

There is no difference in your load size or consistency you just don’t have sperm in it that’s all. The test results just test for sperm cells and that should always be negative after the big V. You can’t tell if somebody has had it done or not by their load size.

 

[deleted2789761]

Did you guys notice any difference in volume and thickness of cum? What is the difference between the before/after semen analysis results?

Vascectomy about 10 years ago now.

I didn't see any difference in load size or consistency.

The only difference is that there isn't sperm in it.

Jerking off into a little tupperware thing and taking it to Quest, "Hey receptionist, here's a tub of my jizz" is one of the more humbling experiences you'll have.

 

[williamsw]

i had a severe hernia which damaged my one testicle and had to be removed along with the other testicle they performed a vasectomy .

 

[goldscorpguy]

I was lucky after my snip, I had very little discomfort and I was 'up' and about within a few days. Some of my friends and even my son-in-law weren't so lucky.

The best part was the hospital nurse telling me to bring a sample back in three weeks to check I was firing blanks. She said that any existing sperm had to be cleared out before the test. Needless to say that's all the excuse I needed to shoot cum as often as possible in three weeks, on the grounds that I was 'spring cleaning'. I passed the test with flying colours!

 

[onenuttertoo]

i had a severe hernia which damaged my one testicle and had to be removed along with the other testicle they performed a vasectomy .

ouch

 

[bloompark]

I’m having mine on the 18th! Would love to hear how others fared.
I’m also having a needed circumcision at the same time... anyone had both?

Will be interested to hear how you get on with your double procedure. Good that you are getting them both done at the same time, I’d like that.

 

[bloompark]

I've had my vasectomy back in February of 2020, and noticed the same thing with the sensitivity of the cauterized ends. I definitely feel it if I'm sitting at a weird angle, and one of my clips is still palpable. That takes an almost intentional amount of effort to notice either of them, though, and they've gotten better with time.

Maybe it's just me, but I noticed that my plumbing feels like it works better. I definitely shoot a bigger load with more force than before, but I'm almost 100% that's all psychological and having no fear of knocking someone up means my dick isn't holding back any more.

One of your clips? Metal?