Vending Machine Game

[A little Southern]

Insert Coins

You receive edible underwear worn by a playboy bunny

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You receive a choice of a Ducati or a Corvette. Your choice will be ridden/driven to you by by a Victoria secret model.

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[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You receive a choice of a Ducati or a Corvette. Your choice will be ridden/driven to you by by a Victoria secret model.

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I'll handle this one; You gleefully receive a tape measure and a private room to measure the latest, "up and coming" hung male pornstars, and free brace in case your arm sprains.

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[A little Southern]

You happily accept the job of photographer for the next Victoria Secret swimsuit catalog

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[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You blissfully accept the role of ensuring MAGNUM XL condoms fit the "BIG BOYS" in a major porn shoot.
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[deleted957600]

LPSG free gold membership for one year

*****inserts coin*****

 

[A little Southern]

You receive a years worth of free concert tickets for any concert.

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[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You get a free one day pass to the biggest roller coaster on the eastern coast

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You get a free one day pass to the biggest roller coaster on the eastern coast

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[deleted957600]

Amazon gift card

*****Inserts coin*****

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

A year's gift certificate for rose scented bubble bath and clit massaging loofah sponge.

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[deleted957600]

Lottery tickets

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[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

A detachable shower head with fine spray for your lady parts.

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[A little Southern]

Free concert tickets for a year to anyone you want to see

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[goander]

Free batteries for one year for your toys.

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[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Free concert tickets for a year to anyone you want to see

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I'll handle this one. Free pass to the next WRESTLEMANIA

 

[A little Southern]

For the next year you get to view and choose who gets posted in playboy.

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[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

For the next year you get to view and choose who gets posted in playboy.

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Gonna need a yrs supply of CLEAREYES then
Congratulations! You are now for the next 18 months, the true measurement verification lady for PLAYGIRL MAGAZINE, and you get to have all the "Hands on experience/knowledge" you can get.
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[A little Southern]

Gonna need a yrs supply of CLEAREYES then
Congratulations! You are now for the next 18 months, the true measurement verification lady for PLAYGIRL MAGAZINE, and you get to have all the "Hands on experience/knowledge" you can get.
^^Inserts coins***

Woohoo! Just up my alley!!

Way to go! You are now the poster man for sexiest man alive. You receive a lifetime subscription to playboy, a date with each, Ms. America and playmate of the year, a years year's supply of the beer and whiskey of your choice, and a new Ducati

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[deleted1092273]

This machine is weird. As soon as you hear your coins being accepted, a multitude of tacos starts piling out.

*Inserts coins*

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Woohoo! Just up my alley!!

Way to go! You are now the poster man for sexiest man alive. You receive a lifetime subscription to playboy, a date with each, Ms. America and playmate of the year, a years year's supply of the beer and whiskey of your choice, and a new Ducati

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Allright, ALLRIGHT!!!! With the exception of the beer and whiskey(Meds) I'll take it!!!!
Oh, you lucky little minx you; you now have the job of cock polisher on an extremely well hung porn video, along with a set of custom made arm braces in case your arms sprain.


**Inserts coins**