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A little Southern

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:DYou receive a choice of a Ducati or a Corvette. Your choice will be ridden/driven to you by by a Victoria secret model.

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I'll handle this one; You gleefully receive a tape measure and a private room to measure the latest, "up and coming" hung male pornstars, and free brace in case your arm sprains.

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For the next year you get to view and choose who gets posted in playboy.

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Gonna need a yrs supply of CLEAREYES then
Congratulations! You are now for the next 18 months, the true measurement verification lady for PLAYGIRL MAGAZINE, and you get to have all the "Hands on experience/knowledge" you can get.
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Gonna need a yrs supply of CLEAREYES then
Congratulations! You are now for the next 18 months, the true measurement verification lady for PLAYGIRL MAGAZINE, and you get to have all the "Hands on experience/knowledge" you can get.
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Woohoo! Just up my alley!!

Way to go! You are now the poster man for sexiest man alive. You receive a lifetime subscription to playboy, a date with each, Ms. America and playmate of the year, a years year's supply of the beer and whiskey of your choice, and a new Ducati

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This machine is weird. As soon as you hear your coins being accepted, a multitude of tacos starts piling out.

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Woohoo! Just up my alley!!

Way to go! You are now the poster man for sexiest man alive. You receive a lifetime subscription to playboy, a date with each, Ms. America and playmate of the year, a years year's supply of the beer and whiskey of your choice, and a new Ducati

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Allright, ALLRIGHT!!!! With the exception of the beer and whiskey(Meds) I'll take it!!!!
Oh, you lucky little minx you; you now have the job of cock polisher on an extremely well hung porn video, along with a set of custom made arm braces in case your arms sprain. ;)
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