Vending Machine Game

[A little Southern]

This machine is weird. As soon as you hear your coins being accepted, a multitude of tacos starts piling out.*Inserts coins*

Mmm, tacos

You are now the lucky recipient of life time passes to Tiger games! Go tigers!!!

Allright, ALLRIGHT!!!! With the exception of the beer and whiskey(Meds) I'll take it!!!!
Oh, you lucky little minx you; you now have the job of cock polisher on an extremely well hung porn video, along with a set of custom made arm braces in case your arms sprain. **Inserts coins**

Congratulations you have won free backstage passes for a year to the Pussycat show.

Inserts coins

 

[deleted1092273]

Mmm, tacos

You are now the lucky recipient of life time passes to Tiger games! Go tigers!!!

Detroit Tigers, Auburn Tigers, LSU Tigers, Clemson Tigers? What am I working with here? Lol.

You get life time passes to any of the tiger games i just named besides the ones I got haha

 

[A little Southern]

Memphis Tigers, of course

 

[deleted1092273]

Damn, I want a refund *Inserts coins*

 

[A little Southern]

Damn, I want a refund *Inserts coins*

Lol. Lately, yes.

Your exchange is processed. You receive tickets to the next NBA playoffs

Inserts coins

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Mmm, tacos

You are now the lucky recipient of life time passes to Tiger games! Go tigers!!!



Congratulations you have won free backstage passes for a year to the Pussycat show.

Inserts coins

mmm, pussycat show, emphasis on "pussy".

Oh, what a lucky gal you are; Peter North is donating sperm and you've chosen to help him fill the extra large vials. Careful of that splatter effect to.
Don't forgot your safety goggles too.



Inserts coins

 

[A little Southern]

Way to go, loveable northern hunk! You are now the man who gets to soap up and down the women of playboy.

Inserts coins

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Way to go, loveable northern hunk! You are now the man who gets to soap up and down the women of playboy.

Inserts coins

oh boy, a late xmas gift. oh, you lucky gal, you; you got the job of lubing up and down the chippendales completely, even on their schlongs and testes.
don't forget the DAWN dish soap to wash up afterwards.

Inserts coins.

 

[A little Southern]

Wow! Because of your prowess in bed a you maker is modelling it's next throbbing cock you after you. So they get it perfect, they have to hear about the experience from a group of women they submit.

Inserts coins

 

[Ponto]

A t shirt with Blow Me written on it.

Insert coins

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

A t shirt with Blow Me written on it.

Insert coins

Be kinda hard to take it literally with a WOMAN wearing it, dontcha think?
You receive an appointment to test out the new "Ride the lightning" anal prostate stimulator with worn out replacement boxers for afterwards.

 

[A little Southern]

You win an all expenses paid trip to a hedonism resort. Enjoy!

Inserts coins

 

[185248]

YOU win....an all paid expenses tour of the Whitehouse. Just remember to wear you pussy grabber deflection device.

Insert penny.

 

[deleted957600]

A solutions manual for all Forum games

*****inserts coin*****

 

[185248]

So, I googled the future of AI in society.

It came up with the new sport for youth will be tipping over robots on their backs, or spraying them with acid will be the fun of the future.

Insert coin...............

 

[TimesUp]

Free clear lens sunglasses

Insert coin.

 

[halcyondays]

Hypodermic with one dose of COVID19 vaccine.

Insert coin.

 

[Anaconda71]

Small pack of tissues.
Insert coin.

 

[TimesUp]

Bottle of instant BO
Insert coin

 

[Tbubs]

Free tour of the Wuhan Lab, including jumbo 64oz souvenir cu

inserts coin