Vending Machine Game

[Northland]

*inserts coin*

You get a Ralph Waldo Emerson inflatable doll.

-inserts sticky ice cream stick-

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You get a used DEPENDS.

Insert coins

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

you get Pecker's cigarette butts

<inserts coins>

 

[nakedwally]

you get Pecker's cigarette butts

<inserts coins>

You get a replica of my penis

*inserts coin*

 

[BBTM]

You got a jar of honey

*inserts coin*

 

[nakedwally]

You got a jar of honey

*inserts coin*

you get a can of Pepsi
*inserts coin*

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You get a 2 liter bottle of JOLT.
**Inserts coin**

 

[Northland]

**Inserts coin**

You get a half drunk bottle of Yoohoo chocolate drink (I drank the other half to make sure it was safe).



-Inserts radish-

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You get a returned radish carved into a buttplug.

**Inserts envelope**

 

[beretta8]

You get MAD MONEY!!!

Inserts Susan B. Anthony by accident

 

[Pecker]

You get a soggy pizza crust.

*inserts coin*

 

[220483]

YOU GOT one legged prostitute! [and you're the KING of the world]

*insert coin*

 

[nakedwally]

YOU GOT one legged prostitute! [and you're the KING of the world]

*insert coin*

you get the revival of this thread and a half eaten hershey's bar

*inserts coin*

 

[nakedwally]

you get the revival of this thread and a half eaten hershey's bar

*inserts coin*

I get a puppy

*inserts coin*

 

[Pecker]

I get a puppy

*inserts coin*

You get newspapers used by the puppy.

*inserts coin*

 

[nakedwally]

You get newspapers used by the puppy.

*inserts coin*

you get one of these

*inserts coin*
http://www.sillytown.com/weenies/images/lion.jpg

 

[dc9]

you get one of these

*inserts coin*

then your hand gets stuck trying not to insert coin
"inserts coin"

 

[nakedwally]

then your hand gets stuck trying not to insert coin
"inserts coin"

you get a moldy crust of bread

*inserts coin*

 

[dc9]

you get a moldy crust of bread

*inserts coin*

mmm it goes good with this moldy cheese I have.
"inserts coin:

 

[Pecker]

mmm it goes good with this moldy cheese I have.
"inserts coin:

You get a bill for renewal of your subscription to Penis Enlargement Magazine.

*inserts coin*