Vending Machine Game

[nakedwally]

You get a bill for renewal of your subscription to Penis Enlargement Magazine.

*inserts coin*

you get a ticket to nowheresville

*inserts coin*

 

[cockoloco]

You get a bottle of mellow wine and a cup of rancid butter, all with a lottery ticket (for yesterday)

*inserts coin*

 

[nakedwally]

You get a bottle of mellow wine and a cup of rancid butter, all with a lottery ticket (for yesterday)

*inserts coin*

u get a purple 7 inch dildo



*inserts coin*

 

[Pecker]

u get a purple 7 inch dildo



*inserts coin*

You get an expired American Express Card.

*inserts coin*

 

[Northland]

You get an expired American Express Card.

*inserts coin*

You get a bite from from the poison filled snake residing in the machine.


-Inserts fang-

 

[nakedwally]

You get a bite from from the poison filled snake residing in the machine.


-Inserts fang-

you get a Butternut Squash
*inserts coin*

 

[Rowan Ravenseed]

you get a Butternut Squash
*inserts coin*

You get a used evil fairy god mother

*inserts coin*

 

[nakedwally]

You get a used evil fairy god mother

*inserts coin*

you get a ice cold can of pepsi

*inserts coin*

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

you get a ice cold can of pepsi

*inserts coin*

You get a used diaper.

**inserts coins**

 

[Pecker]

You get a crushed Cheez-It.

*inserts coin*

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

You got a ceramic ash tray.

*inserts coin*

 

[beretta8]

You got a used tissue

*inserts coin*

 

[Pecker]

You got a counterfiet lottery ticket.

*inserts coin*

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

You get a delicious sweet roll pastry ... but the plastic wrapper opened 2 weeks ago when it got stocked in the machine

<inserts coin>

 

[nakedwally]

You get a delicious sweet roll pastry ... but the plastic wrapper opened 2 weeks ago when it got stocked in the machine

<inserts coin>

You get a lima bean

*inserts coin*

 

[Not_Punny]

Hello Wally!!

You got an alarm clock that bites!

** inserts coin **

 

[jjsjr]

You get a bag of toenail clippings!!!!

...Insert coin...

 

[Anaconda71]

You get a novelty lighter (penis-shaped).

*** Inserts coin ***

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

You get the hairball my cat left on the steps this morning.

*** inserts coin***

 

[beretta8]

you get a cup of coffee with a hole in the bottom...

*insert coin*