Which compliment would you prefer?

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by osprey1987, Jun 6, 2011.

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Choose one compliment

  1. Cock is so hard...

    25 vote(s)
    13.6%
  2. Load is so big..

    24 vote(s)
    13.0%
  3. Tongue is so masterful

    12 vote(s)
    6.5%
  4. Last so long

    13 vote(s)
    7.1%
  5. Fuck me in every position known to man

    9 vote(s)
    4.9%
  6. Fuck so hard

    6 vote(s)
    3.3%
  7. Fuck so well

    95 vote(s)
    51.6%
  1. osprey1987

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    Out of these...
     
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    Not one on that list would mean anything to me.
     
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    im surprised "cock is so big" is not up there, thatd get my vote
     
  5. rob_just_rob

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    They all sound pretty... well, scripted.
     
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    I will take any compliment I get. I would love to hear your cock is so hard. Maybe someday I will hear those compliments:frown::sad2:
     
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    lol, i would prefer to be told i fuck well...grammer really turns me on, plus me like to be good at things
     
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    I went with tongue so masterful.
     
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    "So Well!!!"
     
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    the boy would lose wood laughing his ass off if i said any of the available options.

    umm laugh his wood off?
     
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    "Oh baby, your tongue is so masterful!" hahah.

    I like the sentiment, but wow
     
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    Is it not clear that oblique stereotypes are quicker to write? Or has nobody noticed that when constructing polls?
     
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    The one my wife has told me over and over....."it's so big, and feels so GOOOOOOD" as she starts cumming.
     
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    As she is grabing my ears "FUCK ME NOW!!!"
     
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    where is...

    "Is it in yet?"

    and

    "Is it out yet?"
     
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    I picked the last one (as it seems the majority has so far) simply because it seems to encompass all of the other choices in a way...

    I'm not concerned so much with a specific aspect of the experience but rather an overall good grade
     
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    This ^
     
  18. AM_092

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    I think I'll punch a guy if he used the word "masterful"

    But I give good head, so I had to go with that one...
     
  19. b.c.

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    I'd hate 'em all too. Reminds me of the inanely scripted lines from canned porn..."ooohhh, it's so gooood, so good, ah yessss, so gooooood."

    Shut the fuck up and fuck why dontcha? :cool:

    (Hey, if they can yammer atcha while you're fuckin' then maybe you "gots" more WORK to do.) :tongue:
     
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    isnt saying a cock is hard more of an observation than a compliment?
     
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