Who cares lol, you do you ma'am! Snowflake that shit up for those snowflakes.
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Scarletbegonia
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I could just refer to them as whiny little titty babies, but I feel I’d be insulting ANR folx.
Another + for the fact that I can't give birth: all the "milf" fetish stuff will never apply to me.
Dude calls me a milf? I kill his boner immediately by telling him that older women can be and are in many cases infertile and have never given birth.
Stupid fucks wanna assume a woman of a certain age is a mom, and further more wanna get off thinking about her "birth-hole"? I'll stomp that boner dead with a hard dose of fucking reality.
Dude calls me a milf? I kill his boner immediately by telling him that older women can be and are in many cases infertile and have never given birth.
Stupid fucks wanna assume a woman of a certain age is a mom, and further more wanna get off thinking about her "birth-hole"? I'll stomp that boner dead with a hard dose of fucking reality.
"Matures I Like to Flirt" would be more appropriate i think..
The only milf I am is - Mittens I'd like to fuck
Alternatively we could use "fornicate"..that could apply to "mofo" as well (but with "m" not referring to mom, as explained above)
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I think the porn genre thinks anyone over 25 is milf-y.
I am a thin blanket sleeper. The weighted blanket is awesome for self-forting during a movie marathon. Sleep needs to be thin and preferably cotton. Fuck microfiber!! In the summer only certain body parts can be covered, mostly upper body/shoulders. Little know fact: summer months in the south are monster free. Late June to Mid-September are the only 'feet out" months of the year.
Also prefer a twin blanket. Cuz that's a perfect amount of blanket weight and coverage. I usually end up buying a queen/king to cover me. The doggos. The boy. To avoid the dreaded blanket smothering I only use one corner to cover myself with.
The boy... If blankets could be made of lead. I am amazed he hasn't stolen one from a dentist's office. He would sleep under all the mattresses in Princess and the Pea. He builds an earthen oven dome made of 15 layers of blankets. You could cook authentic flatbread based foods under his covers.
Those are my thoughts on blankets.
Also prefer a twin blanket. Cuz that's a perfect amount of blanket weight and coverage. I usually end up buying a queen/king to cover me. The doggos. The boy. To avoid the dreaded blanket smothering I only use one corner to cover myself with.
The boy... If blankets could be made of lead. I am amazed he hasn't stolen one from a dentist's office. He would sleep under all the mattresses in Princess and the Pea. He builds an earthen oven dome made of 15 layers of blankets. You could cook authentic flatbread based foods under his covers.
Those are my thoughts on blankets.
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This confuses me and leaves me with strange mental images.
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Big lots by my place had blankets that qualify as gym workouts if you breathe under them.
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You are not alone.
Plot twist, I see a cat when I hear Mittens.
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People often call me Mittens instead of Mittimer.
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People often call me Mittens instead of Mittimer.
Now it all becomes clear!
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The number of shocked Pikachu faces i get when people find out I'm 49 and childfree is too damn high
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my sister is feeling pukey today, so i'm ordering out chinese food. i'm actually really happy with this cuz dad wanted to go to a restaurant to get thanksgiving plates (and that didn't really interest me all that much)
egg drop soup and shrimp with lobster sauce sounds SO much better
egg drop soup and shrimp with lobster sauce sounds SO much better
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@Enid
Orange tofu, veggie eggroll, and miso soup today, and I’ll have leftovers for two/three more meals.
Orange tofu, veggie eggroll, and miso soup today, and I’ll have leftovers for two/three more meals.
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Going to place my feminine hat on here..........Foot massages.
She wears flats to work....but for some reason in an office full of females has the need to wear heels.
Positive.....I know where to massage..Big toe bone to heel bone and everywhere in between
She wears flats to work....but for some reason in an office full of females has the need to wear heels.
Positive.....I know where to massage..Big toe bone to heel bone and everywhere in between
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