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madame_zora said:
practice! practice!! practice!!!!!!!!!!
fly to vegas.there's bound to be a minature there.When ur done with that,jet off to tokyo to tackle the tokyo tower ( long enough to ginger things up but sadly lacking in girth) then airbus it to La cite des lumieres for Monsieur le Massif himself!
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ok, love y'all like my louis vuitton luggage BUT....
Mr. Mark had similar interests, and you all loved HIM. This guy makes one post <which very well MAY be BS, but also maybe not> and you spew venom.Just an observation...
Love & kishes
Mr. Mark had similar interests, and you all loved HIM. This guy makes one post <which very well MAY be BS, but also maybe not> and you spew venom.Just an observation...
Love & kishes
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vinny_spiruccino said:
<Can't believe he's not been battered, bloodied, & bruised...
madame_zora
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Vinny, it's crowd control. If we let this shit get out of hand, the whole board would very quickly turn into nonsense. It is what it is because we do what we do. 'nuff sed.
edit- you've got a seriously pretty dick, btw.
edit- you've got a seriously pretty dick, btw.
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Reminds me of the old Richard Pryor (may he rest in peace!) joke:
Two old black men are crossing a bridge when they decide to urinate. As they do so, one says to the other:
"That water sure is cold!"
"Deep, too!" says the other one.
Two old black men are crossing a bridge when they decide to urinate. As they do so, one says to the other:
"That water sure is cold!"
"Deep, too!" says the other one.
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well umm....thank you guys! I now know that I should kill myself =S very nice thanks! umm and I'm not joking no this is a serious problem for me! please can I get some real support?? thanks in advance! =)
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bigboy1986 said:
Since there is no known method of accomplishing that goal, we are having a hearty laugh at your expense. It would be equally absurd to wish for anything else that is impossible as well. Sorry if you're serious (which I don't believe, btw), but if you are you'll have to see a shrink, not us.
Ill be serious, Not to offend you or anything but you said this feeling is serious like a mental thing. Mabie you could talk to some one, like counceling cause you cant obtain that physically, so the only way to get over it would be mentally like find out why you want it. just my opinion.:33:
Big Ben IV said:
I'd tend to agree. Fifteen inches is, based on what I've seen and know, is reaching the absolute maximum limit of human potential, and even that is probably 1 in 100,000,000 guys, or even less (meaning there's about a total of 60 or less in the world). So the fact that this is important to you seems to suggest something else is at work here -- i.e. body image dissatisfaction -- and that a 15" penis is really just a symbol of something else. Of course, you might be joking with all of us, but if you aren't I'd consider seirously what a bigger dick would mean for you.
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Dude said:
I have no idea what was ironic about that, but okay.
You're missing the point, Amherst. Even if there were thousands of guys that size, there is no known way to GROW a penis to that size. If you're not born with it, you're shit out of luck. If I wished I could turn into a giant onion with all my heart, it would not matter if a 160 lb onion existed or not, just that I could never become one. The only solution would be to adjust my view, not my body.
madame_zora said:
I think we're actually saying the same thing in different ways. You are right -- enhancing one's penis to such proportions is simply impossible for someone to do ... and mother nature herself rarely gives someone such a massive dick, so why would anyone even want it? That is, unless, that desire for a ridiculous cock is a guise for a deeper psychological desire or uncertainty. Certainly, it is indicative of the over-value placed on penis size. Personally, I'd rather take the time that would be spent trying to gain a 1/2" of penis, and try to lose a 1/2" of waistline -- the ultimate health and self-esteem benefits would be more important, and more forthcoming!
And, as I said, I have no idea what one would do with a 15" penis beyond petition for it to have its own congressional representation.
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