Ask a cow anything

[B_dumbcow]

Go on, ask a dumb cow anything you like...

 

[Catchoftheday]

Go on, ask a dumb cow anything you like...

Hello dumb cow, it says that you are male on here ...how can you be a male cow? How now male cow?

 

[B_dumbcow]

Hello dumb cow, it says that you are male on here ...how can you be a male cow? How now male cow?

haha i thought i might be asked that. i am male and i am a cow - I'm weird like that. Or maybe I am just a dumbfemalecow who thinks she is male?

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Go on, ask a dumb cow anything you like...

Why is the price of milk so high?

 

[B_Nick4444]

any bull in your life?

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Doesn't it hurt having your tits hooked up to a milking machine every day?(Well, didn't you say ask anything?)

 

[B_dumbcow]

Why is the price of milk so high?

Because us cows hate giving it up so much, they have to feed us supernice grass to get it out of us, which costs more (this is a government secret, tell no-one)

any bull in your life?

unfortunately not - i am a single cow! but I'm happy

Doesn't it hurt having your tits hooked up to a milking machine every day?(Well, didn't you say ask anything?)

actually, I don't have to do that - the farmer gently caresses my udders while i squirt my stuff. It usually feels good, but sometimes i am just not in the mood, but he doesn't listen.

 

[D_Sue Ellen Brastretcher]

You think your milk is better than mine?

 

[Mandee]

Dumbcow... I'm assuming you're a Holstien?

 

[Mandee]

Are you a cow from California? Cows from California are better. (Have you seen the commercials or do they only show them in the West?)

 

[arliss]

kill this thread

 

[D_Jethro Whalespout]

Hey. cow! What do you feel while being milked? is it better than being fucked by a bull for you?

 

[B_Nick4444]

kill this thread

but, Save the Cow!

 

[D_Sue Ellen Brastretcher]

Are you a cow from California? Cows from California are better. (Have you seen the commercials or do they only show them in the West?)

They show these here in Iowa. :smile:

 

[DaveyR]

If you exercise too vigorously do you produce butter instead of milk?

 

[B_Epic_Size]

MOOO Moo MoooOOOOO moo moooo mooOOOOO?

 

[Mandee]

They show these here in Iowa. :smile:

I love those commercials... Happy Cows come from California... or whatever they say... soooo cute!

 

[ZOS23xy]

Let's ignore Arliss, who hasn't contributed any thinking to the board recently.

By the way, Milk costs so much more because corn prices have gone up. It costs more than gasoline.

Cows don't really like corn, and prefer grasses, and cows must be given lots of antibiotics to prevent them from being sick because they really don't like corn, and it isn't good for them.

Moo?

 

[Gillette]

Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

 

[B_Monster]

Where does "chocolate" milk come from?

Its "udder" nonsense that it comes from a chocolate cow.