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Originally posted by BCH@Feb 1 2005, 10:00 PM
I like to freeball too (it also looks hot)...but I can get hardon if the wind blows, so I (sometimes) have worn boxer briefs under. Now I know I looked like an idiot. Thanks SurferWhat is a guy to do? If I get hard, your going to notice. Do I run for the water LOL
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I say wear yer hard on proudly, like a badge of honor.
surf221: bennies are probably the best thing (finicially) that's happened to my town...my dad and his brother run a surf shop, and it's amazing how much useless crap tourists will buy...suckers...
on the boardshorts; nothing underneath. probably the most embarassing story involving those is when they get ripped off by an under tow or a fierce wave...then you have to say under and search around for them while every one else laughes at you...that's always fun
wetsuits i usually already have boardshorts or something like that under, especially if it's cold...but in the summer and spring defintely nada, it's more freeing that way
and if u get a hardon, take it like a champ...it happens to the best of us
on the boardshorts; nothing underneath. probably the most embarassing story involving those is when they get ripped off by an under tow or a fierce wave...then you have to say under and search around for them while every one else laughes at you...that's always fun
wetsuits i usually already have boardshorts or something like that under, especially if it's cold...but in the summer and spring defintely nada, it's more freeing that way
and if u get a hardon, take it like a champ...it happens to the best of us
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If it weren't for bennies I'd be out of a job!
Out here in Southern California I've never heard anyone use the term bennie, I guess I'll have to start it!
Why do all tourists insist on wearing black socks with sandals, an ugly hawaiin print shirt, sunglasses with a neck rope thing and shorts that show way too much thigh (if it's a woman than it's black lycra shorts! YIKES!
Anyway, back on topic. You gotta freeball in board shorts! And it's best if you get a chubby, nothings hotter than seeing a bulge in those shorts!
Out here in Southern California I've never heard anyone use the term bennie, I guess I'll have to start it!
Why do all tourists insist on wearing black socks with sandals, an ugly hawaiin print shirt, sunglasses with a neck rope thing and shorts that show way too much thigh (if it's a woman than it's black lycra shorts! YIKES!
Anyway, back on topic. You gotta freeball in board shorts! And it's best if you get a chubby, nothings hotter than seeing a bulge in those shorts!
I've just gotten an inspiration!
I'll open a chain of shops on beaches all over the USA selling ugly tropical shirts, outdated sunglasses, big straw hats, lycra, loud plaid bermudas, black socks and the piece de resistance: those rope thingies that hang around the neck.
I'll call it The Benny Barn.
(franchises available)
I'll open a chain of shops on beaches all over the USA selling ugly tropical shirts, outdated sunglasses, big straw hats, lycra, loud plaid bermudas, black socks and the piece de resistance: those rope thingies that hang around the neck.
I'll call it The Benny Barn.
(franchises available)
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Originally posted by TallHungOC@Feb 2 2005, 04:31 PM
If it weren't for bennies I'd be out of a job!
Out here in Southern California I've never heard anyone use the term bennie, I guess I'll have to start it!
Why do all tourists insist on wearing black socks with sandals, an ugly hawaiin print shirt, sunglasses with a neck rope thing and shorts that show way too much thigh (if it's a woman than it's black lycra shorts! YIKES!
Anyway, back on topic. You gotta freeball in board shorts! And it's best if you get a chubby, nothings hotter than seeing a bulge in those shorts!
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I'm from SoCal too, and used it all the time. We also used shoobie. And I don't care how good they are for business, get the Hell off my beach if you can't treat it right or if you look like a clown.
Underwear shouldn't be worn under boardshorts. It's all about showing cock, and no one expects differently. Most of us have felt the urge to show off a bit at some time or other. Wearing boardshorts is an acceptable way to do it.
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Aww, poor Jeffy. If it makes you feel better, I intentionally made a huge faux pas by wearing socks with my sandals during disection days in Marine Science. Ain't no fuckin way I'm gettin shark guts on my feet. I don't own a pair of sneakers, so it's the next logical step, yah?
