Bopperbasting ?

[Mr. Snakey]

It's a matter of taste.................:wink:

 

[ManiacalMadMan]

I heard some people talking about this recently. Not sure if I am spelling it right - but apparently it is something you can only do if you have a really big cock.

Anyone know?

The name bopperblasting was something I never heard before After reading the replies here I have got a better understanding of where the name came from.

 

[chicagosam]

OK, everyone, it's bopperbasting time!

 

[Pecker]

Oh, dear me.

 

[JC8]

It's seems you have to be a bit thick to enjoy this sort of thing.

 

[DiscoBoy]

Is it true that at least one of the involved parties needs to be well endowed?

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Is it true that at least one of the involved parties needs to be well endowed?

The infamous sine qua non ... but not more important than extreme spinal flexibility and good hydration.

 

[chicagosam]

It's seems you have to be a bit thick to enjoy this sort of thing.

A bit thick? Like a black hole! But all the kewl kids are doing it.:wink:

 

[DiscoBoy]

The infamous sine qua non ... but not more important than extreme spinal flexibility and good hydration.

I believe an instructional video explaining the mechanics of this sexual act should be released. I've got my head below my scrotum and and a large phallic-shaped object with me but nothing seems to be happening!

 

[chicagosam]

I believe an instructional video explaining the mechanics of this sexual act should be released. I've got my head below my scrotum and and a large phallic-shaped object with me but nothing seems to be happening!

There are special devices you need to purchase. Did you insert the bopper baster?

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

A bit thick? Like a black hole! But all the kewl kids are doing it.:wink:

Now, in all fairness, Sam ... the kewlist kidz are doing it, but not all kewl kidz are.
Gotta leave some space for the dull & ignorant ...
They, too, have their story.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

I believe an instructional video explaining the mechanics of this sexual act should be released. I've got my head below my scrotum and and a large phallic-shaped object with me but nothing seems to be happening!

Iz there motility in L2?
Essential, you know.

There are special devices you need to purchase. Did you insert the bopper baster?

Iz this wise advice to a B-basting newbie, Sam?
Didn't think so.

 

[DiscoBoy]

Iz there motility in L2?
Essential, you know.

There is motility in L2, but L5 is completely sessile. Could this be a sign of spondylolisthesis?!Should I cease bopperbasting?!

Iz this wise advice to a B-basting newbie, Sam?

Didn't think so.

Does one require the bopper baster to bopperbaste? A bit tight on cash.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

There is motility in L2, but L5 is completely sessile. Could this be a sign of spondylolisthesis?!Should I cease bopperbasting?!

L5 is not so crucial, but sessility, if it is complete as you say, anywhere along the column, is generally taken as a counterindication.
Write BB HQ, at the address I gave.
They can give you advice more tuned to your specific situation.
I am a practitioner and not a diagnostician.
But good luck, DB.

Does one require the bopper baster to bopperbaste? A bit tight on cash.

Pace Sam, hardware, in the early going, is probably not helpful.
And many masters have never used any.
So in a word, NO .... one does not require the bopper baster.
(If I were you, I would worry more about spinal tightness than its financial brethern. Seriously.)

 

[DiscoBoy]

L5 is not so crucial, but sessility, if it is complete as you say, anywhere along the column, is generally taken as a counterindication.
Write BB HQ, at the address I gave.
They can give you advice more tuned to your specific situation.
I am a practitioner and not a diagnostician.
But good luck, DB.

Thank you kindly for the advice Sr. Rubi! I dictate my letter as I sit here typing.

Pace

Sam, hardware, in the early going, is probably not helpful.
And many masters have never used any.
So in a word, NO .... one does not require the bopper baster.
(If I were you, I would worry more about spinal tightness than its financial brethern. Seriously.)

I'll avoid the hardware, but I would eventually like to feel the full effect of what bopperbasting has to offer.

 

[Fredro]

This entire thread is total horseshit.

 

[DiscoBoy]

This entire thread is total horseshit.

I know horsehung is necessary, not sure about the shit. You'll have to ask the godfather of Bopperbasting, Sr. rubi.

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

I concur. This deliverance is carved from not; a series of endless chimes from nowhere. Wishing and washing 'till end's near; a resurrection that poor Samuel may well have left alone. Alas, castles were built a stone at a time.

 

[B_cigarbabe]

Now, in all fairness, Sam ... the kewlist kidz are doing it, but not all kewl kidz are.
Gotta leave some space for the dull & ignorant ...
They, too, have their story.

A sex site/act for the biggest dicks?
I thought they didn't let the dull and ignoramooses in that place.
C.B.:saevil:

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Thank you kindly for the advice Sr. Rubi! I dictate my letter as I sit here typing.

You're welcome.
I fear, dear DB, that the sessility is in a cranial plate. How can you dictate as you sit typing?

I'll avoid the hardware, but I would eventually like to feel the full effect of what bopperbasting has to offer.

Your fate will either be a sunlit upland of happiness more wonderful than any you have hitherto known ... or the horizontal mambo in your coffin, and a smile on your face.
As tragedies, both fates have been exceedingly often exceeded, I'm sure you'll agree, DB.

This entire thread is total horseshit.

Cherchez the big pic, Fredro.
Now, that's a lamb ...

I know horsehung is necessary, not sure about the shit. You'll have to ask the godfather of Bopperbasting, Sr. rubi.

Please.
I was a 10th belt master in the Epsilon League.
No small thing, in any sense.
And I don't mind saying I had a good run.
But the grandfather was Voltan Lussier.
My gratitude is too great to allow displacement even of his memory.

I concur. This deliverance is carved from not; a series of endless chimes from nowhere. Wishing and washing 'till end's near; a resurrection that poor Samuel may well have left alone. Alas, castles were built a stone at a time.

... and even the whippoorwill, nightjar done, a humptyhillhead of humself prumptly sends ...

(Speaking only of memory and its tenacity, its grip, fair Rex ... I concede ... you have no peer ... your quotation, from Lussier, impresses me no end. Thirty-seven years ago, failing rapidly, he put down that pen, and through your good offices, his mind yet lives. Blessings. Yes, blessings.)

A sex site/act for the biggest dicks?
I thought they didn't let the dull and ignoramooses in that place.
C.B.:saevil:

Let's find out, CB.
Go knock ...
Now, gooooo ......