Bopperbasting ?

[Lordpendragon]

If the Colonel can do it without Viagra - then respect indeed. Exerting that much gravitational force in such a contorted position is not for the faint-hearted.

My guess is that some geeky hung physics students came up with it. :smile:

I don't know about needing more than one partner - but that would make quite a party for someone if they were with two people who could do it.

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

If the Colonel can do it without Viagra - then respect indeed. Exerting that much gravitational force in such a contorted position is not for the faint-hearted.

My guess is that some geeky hung physics students came up with it. :smile:

I don't know about needing more than one partner - but that would make quite a party for someone if they were with two people who could do it.

I use Viagra only when I want to prolong the sensation. One needs to be careful of that, however, as pulled muscles in the neck and back can interfere with the thundering orgasm. You seem to be quite knowledgeable, LP -- were you a physics major?

 

[Lordpendragon]

You seem to be quite knowledgeable, LP -- were you a physics major?

No Sir.

I wouldn't wear the cycle clips.

 

[fortiesfun]

No Sir.

I wouldn't wear the cycle clips.

Not even when bopperbasting? You didn't say that you did it the hard way. Now I'm really impressed.

 

[Lordpendragon]

Not even when bopperbasting? You didn't say that you did it the hard way. Now I'm really impressed.

Praise indeed - I shall gloat all day. :smile:

 

[Pecker]

Well, bop my baster.

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

Well, bop my baster.

I'm sure there are plenty of ladies here who'd willingly oblige you, P.

 

[komodoman]

Man, this is the best kept secret on this site. You guys are good! I'm feeling really stupid right about now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

pulled muscles in the neck and back can interfere with the thundering orgasm.

You know, John, Org Corp has made braces that support the neck and the whole cervical spine in a way that allows one to continuing bopperbasting well into one's sixties. (Not that that decade is knocking on your door.)

You say 'thundering orgasm.'

Well, the relaxation one gets in the head with the brace on, is said to allow a much fuller convulsion. So even if you're young, there are good reasons to use the brace. I'm thinking seriously of buying one. What is $318 for something that 1) you can use indefinitely, 2) provides safety, and 3) increases sexual pleasure. (LOL. I know you, John. You think I've listed those in reverse order of importance!:biggrin1: )

Would you like me to send you a URL?

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

You know, John, Org Corp has made braces that support the neck and the whole cervical spine in a way that allows one to continuing bopperbasting well into one's sixties. (Not that that decade is knocking on your door.)

You say 'thundering orgasm.'

Well, the relaxation one gets in the head with the brace on, is said to allow a much fuller convulsion. So even if you're young, there are good reasons to use the brace. I'm thinking seriously of buying one. What is $318 for something that 1) you can use indefinitely, 2) provides safety, and 3) increases sexual pleasure. (LOL. I know you, John. You think I've listed those in reverse order of importance!:biggrin1: )

Would you like me to send you a URL?

Please do. Money is no object when it comes to enhanced bopperbasting pleasure.:wink:

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Please do. Money is no object when it comes to enhanced bopperbasting pleasure.:wink:

Check your email, my good man.
It's there.:biggrin1:
(Also, you'll note that you have six weeks to return the brace if you're unimpressed or decide to become a priest. lol.)

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

decide to become a priest. lol.)

That would set Christianity back a couple hundred years.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

That would set Christianity back a couple hundred years.

Actually, John, I think you'd be a representative specimen.

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

Actually, John, I think you'd be a representative specimen.

:redface: You are right again, oh prescient one.:redface:

 

[davidjh7]

For those who have a hard time understanding the positions, Pablo and Pierre Caesar actually get into the bopper basting position in their act, albeit, clothed---if THAT isn't a gay man's fantasy, seeing those two twins bopperbasting each other, I don't know what is!

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

For those who have a hard time understanding the positions, Pablo and Pierre Caesar actually get into the bopper basting position in their act, albeit, clothed---if THAT isn't a gay man's fantasy, seeing those two twins bopperbasting each other, I don't know what is!

But david, the weird thing is ... they can change positions.
I'm definitely an alpha, as I suspect you are, too.
Betaboffing is a stretch too far.

 

[jeff black]

For those who have a hard time understanding the positions, Pablo and Pierre Caesar actually get into the bopper basting position in their act, albeit, clothed---if THAT isn't a gay man's fantasy, seeing those two twins bopperbasting each other, I don't know what is!

David, while I agree that that is a semi decent definition of bopperbasting, I have to admit... it isn't even CLOSE to how it used to be done. The homosexual community stole it from heterosexuals back in the early 1500's and adapted it to their own liking.
Originally, a female and male could bopperbast provided the male had the girth required and the female had recently swam in some form of salty ocean.

 

[davidjh7]

But david, the weird thing is ... they can change positions.
I'm definitely an alpha, as I suspect you are, too.
Betaboffing is a stretch too far.

Oh, true--I'm sure the Ceaser twins could actually perform in real life, they mythical merge and switch (do I have the right term? I haven't read the correct terminology in quite some time, so forgive any errors here), where they are in position, and actually CHANGE PSOTION, while still coupled!!! Given some of the ways they have been able to twist and contort themselves, as well as the increadible strength and balance, I think they could actually DO it!! Out side of some hentei anime, I have NEVER heard or seen of actual HUMANS accomplishing this act, but the imagination reels!!

 

[dolf250]

I have tried to bring it back to the hetro community... it has been difficult finding volunteers, but all that I can say is practice, practice, practice...

Somehow I get the feeling that with their superior skills for manipulating the male member I would say that these two could probably successfully betaboof. I seem to recall reading that their show basically consists of tying their members in knots and stretching them into unnatural positions, and as I recall you nearly have to tie a knot in the end to be successful.
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[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

I have tried to bring it back to the hetro community... it has been difficult finding volunteers, but all that I can say is practice, practice, practice...

Somehow I get the feeling that with their superior skills for manipulating the male member I would say that these two could probably successfully betaboof. I seem to recall reading that their show basically consists of tying their members in knots and stretching them into unnatural positions, and as I recall you nearly have to tie a knot in the end to be successful.
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I confess to having never mastered betaboffing. Too much practice required. Are you a practitioner, dolf?