Now, don't be cruel. Even on a site like this, a lot of people aren't gifted enough to autobopperbaste (that's baste, by the way, NOT blast). We unfortunates shall ever be the bopperbastees as opposed to the bopperbasters. I mean, it's still good, but the true joy of autobopperbasting is forever out of reach. :frown1:
Bopperbasting ?
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First I have to sprinkle it with pepper so I can grab it when it comes out to sneeze.
D_Gunther Snotpole
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John, unless you're as flexible as a pretzel, I suspect you're giving us what you've read, not what you've done.
I also think autobopperbasting defeats the purpose, in a real sense.
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B_Think_Kink
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mung:javascript:void(0)javascript:void(0)-The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them in this act. The partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner procedes to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials onto the partners. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face is called munging. Chicks'll dig this one.
OR
-a substance which comes out of a pregnant woman's vagina when pressure is applied to her stomach.
ugh....
On second thought, maybe I don't want to know.
OR
-a substance which comes out of a pregnant woman's vagina when pressure is applied to her stomach.
ugh....
On second thought, maybe I don't want to know.
D_Gunther Snotpole
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I will tell you late arrivals at the party this much:
In late-breaking news, West Virginia has implored colleges not to allow bopperbasting in student dorms because of spinal torsion injuries, and neurosurgeons believe that by the early 20s, facette joints in many people no longer permit the range of motion required to do it safely.
In an earlier post, COLJohn said he had the flexibility to do it. My skepticism was no more than hunch-based. Bit of arrogance there.
If you can do it, John ... my apologies.
Sincerely.
In late-breaking news, West Virginia has implored colleges not to allow bopperbasting in student dorms because of spinal torsion injuries, and neurosurgeons believe that by the early 20s, facette joints in many people no longer permit the range of motion required to do it safely.
In an earlier post, COLJohn said he had the flexibility to do it. My skepticism was no more than hunch-based. Bit of arrogance there.
If you can do it, John ... my apologies.
Sincerely.
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John has never mentioned he could do it to me, Rubi. I think he may be fibbing. Everyone knows it gets harder to bopperbast with age.
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John has never mentioned he could do it to me, Rubi.
Be careful, anyway.
Wouldn't want bopperbasted Black buried.
John has never mentioned he could do it to me, Rubi. I think he may be fibbing. Everyone knows it gets harder to bopperbast with age.
Some things are like fine wines, Jeff, that get better with age. Bopperbasting is one of them.:wink:
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Actually, I don't think you can do it, Whoopi. You need a man to help you out.
Among my many celebrity lookalikes is also Brando, who can do anything he wants (beofre he ballooned up to 300+ pounds of course).
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If I had to define "bopperbasting" I'd look at it this way:
"bopper" as in "teenybopper" + "basting" as in squirting juices into.
Ergo, "bopperbasting" would appear to be the act of knocking up an under-age girl, and as such it sounds like it would be illegal in most states except Arkansas and West Virginia.
"bopper" as in "teenybopper" + "basting" as in squirting juices into.
Ergo, "bopperbasting" would appear to be the act of knocking up an under-age girl, and as such it sounds like it would be illegal in most states except Arkansas and West Virginia.
B_Think_Kink
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Seeing as it can only be done with a male with a large cock... maybe bopper is referring to the cock itself... basting... now what are we basting it in? barf? any other sort of bodily fluids...
But then there was mention of helium, and big balls being an option, as well as doing it on a balcony
Maybe... standing on a balcony jerking off trying to blow your load on someone one walking underneath? thus basting them with your juice... maybe trying to get a teenager? All of our comprehension questions must sound really amusing to the people that know.
But then there was mention of helium, and big balls being an option, as well as doing it on a balcony
Maybe... standing on a balcony jerking off trying to blow your load on someone one walking underneath? thus basting them with your juice... maybe trying to get a teenager? All of our comprehension questions must sound really amusing to the people that know.
