Hey, guess what?
They took something from me without my permission. Oh, the horror!
I mean, actually, I'm quite OK with it.
I only wish they would have taken those hairs on my asshole that catch the little bits of pooh, keeping them suspended there in full animation, when it would have been so much nicer if they'd just carried on out into the never never.
I only wish they would have taken the nose hair, the ear hair, the back hair, the back-of-neck hair, for god's sake the facial hair. What I wouldn't give to not have to garden that shit for evermore....
They could have also taken the bits of fat that periodically threaten to permeate certain sites on my bod.
I mean, if anyone wants to say it's some sort of desecration to take these pieces of me without my permission, I say, Fuck You, you're just making shit up to be irritated about.
Please take this shit off me please, and like now.
I mean, couldn't you have been more merciful when I was a helpless little bit of infantile blubbergoo, and made me more appropo for the world?
FFS
They took something from me without my permission. Oh, the horror!
I mean, actually, I'm quite OK with it.
I only wish they would have taken those hairs on my asshole that catch the little bits of pooh, keeping them suspended there in full animation, when it would have been so much nicer if they'd just carried on out into the never never.
I only wish they would have taken the nose hair, the ear hair, the back hair, the back-of-neck hair, for god's sake the facial hair. What I wouldn't give to not have to garden that shit for evermore....
They could have also taken the bits of fat that periodically threaten to permeate certain sites on my bod.
I mean, if anyone wants to say it's some sort of desecration to take these pieces of me without my permission, I say, Fuck You, you're just making shit up to be irritated about.
Please take this shit off me please, and like now.
I mean, couldn't you have been more merciful when I was a helpless little bit of infantile blubbergoo, and made me more appropo for the world?
FFS