Fucking Hell

[TinyPrincess]

Be honest - to yourself...

 

[hockeyguy741]

tell the loser to fuck himself ...it's not just about him getting off

 

[D_Drew Peacock]

I agree with the consensus, that he is a very selfish lover. Sounds like you gave more than your share and he deserves to be told the truth straight up, he should learn to lick if he does not want to have a reputation as one who just sucks.

 

[D_Lachtmadder Longhorne]

If he got off 3x in 45 minutes then he's crap in bed, he should have been going at it for 45 minutes or longer before he got off at all, not 15 minute quickies with nothing in it for you. I would tell him flat out that his refusal to pleasure you turned you off, that you like foreplay and want to feel ready when the moment arrives so that the both of you get something out of it. If you like him a lot and he says something to convince you to go there again, tell him he'd better make it worth it or it's his last shot at anything with you. The End. You never know it might be the wake up call he's been needing for a while. Good Luck!

 

[Not_Punny]

It is fairly obvious that you are not at all familiar with my brand of ironic wit and it is completely wasted on you.
I won't waste effort or band width explaining it to the likes of you.

OMG! I've been away too long! I thought you were using the thread to vent, not to "sarcasticize" (no such verb, but it's what I mean)....


* cluelessly wanders off to watch Sleepless on Cialis I mean Seattle... *

 

[RamIt]

Go on another date with him, but dont sleep with him. at least get a free dinner out of him.

 

[W/In 1 Stand Dev]

Mademoisselle on the 3rd page wrote:

If i were a man i'd be scared to go down on pussy....just from some of the stories i've heard of stank ass and pussy. My nose is ultra sensitive. Maybe he's had bad experiences in the past.

WARNING: thread drift ahead

Back, back, way back in my younger days I would do the sniff test. While making out and groping, etc, I would reach down into a gal's pants/panties, get some of her wetness on my finger tips. Then I would covertly sniff my fingers.

If it didn't smell bad, then yeah, everything was a go. I went down on her.

If it smelled bad, well, that kinda ruined the night.

It's almost hysterical looking back on it now. I never ever got caught. Never once got a "HEY, what are you doing?"

It probably seems sophomorish now. And tacky.

I think now if I even wonder if there is something bad smelling down there I will pipe up with "Hey, wanna take a shower together?"

And then I can always embellish it with:

"That's one of my favorite fantasies."

"I've been thinking about getting you in the shower all night long. All that steam, the water bouncing off your tits. It got me hard at dinner."

"Did I mention I have one of those shower wands with all those pulsating massage settings?" :wink:

"Oh, I bet you would look hot with your hair wet and your body glistening."

Thread drift off

I say to our OP...

I will be arriving in Sydney the day after tomorrow.

No seriously, I say give the guy a second chance, but only after you talk to him first.

If he gives you any lip, any attitude, so long, bye-bye, thanks for playing, don't let the door hit ya where God split ya.

Wow! Three times in 45 minutes. I wish I could cum just once in 45 minutes.

It sucks getting cramps and being drenched in sweat.

Oh ah eewww oh... charlie horse charlie horse!

 

[The Dragon]

What can I say Sweets,
I am skilled and when I get in the zone and focused they had just better get ready for a wild ride.

 

[B_Jennuine73]

#1

I'm sure you tried giving him direction and he didn't follow through right? If that's the case, what's the point of trying again?

 

[S8n]

Hey guys..
ok as controvercial as this may sound to some..
1. if he is too self obsessed..lose him in a nasty way.
2. You shouldnt hold it against a guy that doesnt want to muff dive, its quite a personal thing and it all depends on a womans hygiene. I have to REALLy like a woman to even consider it because...
3. I have necver sucked cock..but i know that women have a smell, and taste, also its quite a small painful environment to work in..

 

[AlteredEgo]

I believe a man should not hold against one woman bad experiences with others. I also believe that a man who can't enjoy giving oral sex to a woman who wants it should not be with that woman. I'd tell him that I found him to be a selfish lover, and that if we can't connect sexually we can't continue to date.

 

[HazelGod]

WARNING: thread drift ahead

Back, back, way back in my younger days I would do the sniff test.
...
It probably seems sophomorish now. And tacky.

Not at all...I thought all guys did this. It's just a basic precaution. After all, you don't step across a street without checking for traffic...right? It would only be tacky if you weren't surreptitious about it.

Oh ah eewww oh... charlie horse charlie horse!

OMG, I've been there. I laugh about it now (and she laughed on the spot), but at the time it was the most excruciating combination of pain and embarrassment I've ever experienced.

 

[Bbucko]

Lousy lays to know that they're lousy and why. If not for yourself, think of the service you'll be providing to the community at large.

 

[The Dragon]

Well this chap did ring me back and I tried"sorry I'm busy but then he got pushy...so I had to be a little cruel with him so he would get the hint.....I told him that I don't like being with someone who is selfish....he asdaid...I'm not selfish -and then I said Oh well then your just bad at sex and I hung up.

 

[D_Sumefielde Sumesausage]

Be honest - to yourself...

This was actually the only comment which was to the point.

 

[S8n]

he asdaid...I'm not selfish -and then I said Oh well then your just bad at sex and I hung up.

Haha done in pure style Dragonfly..i'm liking you chica!

 

[NEWREBA]

It's just my opinion but I feel you should tell him the truth. He sounds like a totally insensitive guy.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Well this chap did ring me back and I tried"sorry I'm busy but then he got pushy...so I had to be a little cruel with him so he would get the hint.....I told him that I don't like being with someone who is selfish....he asdaid...I'm not selfish -and then I said Oh well then your just bad at sex and I hung up.

:lmao: Oooo the wicked sense of humor. I love it. We must be distantly related.

 

[D_Ivana Dickenside]

Well this chap did ring me back and I tried"sorry I'm busy but then he got pushy...so I had to be a little cruel with him so he would get the hint.....I told him that I don't like being with someone who is selfish....he asdaid...I'm not selfish -and then I said Oh well then your just bad at sex and I hung up.

LMAO :rofl: you are the woman!!!
:beerchug:

 

[S8n]

if he is from your social circles..or you live in a small town where he spends time dont be surprised to hear nasty rumours about you! lol