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In my opinion, people who advocate genital mutilation as the solution to poor hygene are mentally ill.
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In my opinion, people who advocate genital mutilation as the solution to poor hygene are mentally ill.
I never have problems with it, cuz i never have it, i try to minimize the possible production of it. After each j/o or sex, i clean and wash it. When urinating, i always retract my skin, so there's no chance for making any cheese. I dont remember i ever had cheese there, cuz i was always cleaning it.
Yeah, sure, some smell builds up at the end of the day (if i gave it few tugs, so precum flew, or cuz of the sweat after jogging/gym), but thats it.
Cleaning - retract, soap the whole dick, wash and go, thats it, all wisdom.
DC DEEP, chapeau, i bow down to your post - i cant believe that someone is willing to perform the circumcision just cuz the hygiene, damn, its not that tough and big job!
hmmm cheese...I can just picture Homer Simpson sucking on dick cheese right now lol
Im a hygiene freak, never had any problem with smell or had any 'cheese' at all. Then again Im one of those guys who doesn't even sweat a lot, like even if I wear the a new pair of socks for 7 days, it still smells like new.
Some guys I know just naturally have more sweat glands I guess, so its not just their dick that smells after a few minutes from washing, its their feet, armpits, ball sack, everything!
Maybe eat less curry?
Im a hygiene freak, never had any problem with smell or had any 'cheese' at all. Then again Im one of those guys who doesn't even sweat a lot, like even if I wear the a new pair of socks for 7 days, it still smells like new.
Some guys I know just naturally have more sweat glands I guess, so its not just their dick that smells after a few minutes from washing, its their feet, armpits, ball sack, everything!
Maybe eat less curry?
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Is it racist for me to assume Woody Allen was almost certainly circumsized, in the accordance with the time honored tradition of his ethnic group? If so, Woody, please forgive the slur. I think he surely was circumsized, or all the dialogs in his movies might have sounded like the Head Cheese thread! (rofl)Read the thread and imagine Woody Allen and his buddies doing the voices. It's perfect!
Try baby wipes, guys! Pretty please! It's right up there on the priority list with wiping one's bum! Ditto to Dolfette: "ewwww!"
Try baby wipes, guys! Pretty please! It's right up there on the priority list with wiping one's bum! Ditto to Dolfette: "ewwww!"
well you barely have even the slightest hint of a clit, so maybe that's why you smell like roses and peppermint. me, on the other hand, with my massively engorged clit, well, no matter what i do, i smell like a big old wheel of Limburger cheese.
I'm uncut and I've never had a problem with head cheese. I shower twice a day (once in the morning and once more after coming home from work - I travel about 15 kilometers a day with my bike, so it's pretty much a necessity), so that probably helps a lot. No smell there either.
Naw, but if you need a personal cunt washer, you know who to call. :biggrin1:
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Naw, but if you need a personal cunt washer, you know who to call. :biggrin1:
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You'll know that you're a complete and total cunt dolfie, if you have a 'cuntectomy' and completely vanish. :biggrin1:
I wash my penis everyday but it still gives off smell from time to time...what should I do?
Look at poor burns1de, I didn't want to turn him on that much with the entire story. Look at the poor guy, he's turned blue and his hair is sticking up on his head out of pure lust for my cheese-corpse clit.
That deserves a spanking.
Yeah, I know you love it, baby.
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I don't know how anybody can find the smell erotic. I am like, ew, no.
Being cut, it has taken me some time to get used to seeing an uncut cock.
Being cut, it has taken me some time to get used to seeing an uncut cock.
Don't you get it, Jane? They guys who would rather cut of parts of baby boys than teach them some basic hygiene are the same ones who DON'T wipe their bums. It's too much trouble and takes too long. They don't floss or brush their teeth, either.
Honestly, I can't figure out what is so difficult about the concept of "wash it." For me, it's a habit - when I shower, I wash my cock. I timed it once, it takes me about 4 to 6 seconds to get my cock (with foreskin) clean, and I usually only have to do that once or twice a day. It takes about 5 to 7 minutes for me to floss and brush my teeth, and I have to do that 3 or 4 times a day. So, 8 seconds a day for a clean cock, or 28 minutes a day for clean teeth. If I'm going to remove a body part to make one of those "easier," guess which I would choose? Fortunately, I don't think making the effort for either one is too great a burden to bear.
DC_DEEP, you gave me an idea to solve the ass-wiping problem: colostomy! Apparently males are incapable of basic hygiene. Therefore upon reaching an age in which they're old enough to handle the surgery, perform a routine colostomy. After several generations have been colostomized [inventing a new verb here] it will be justified for "religious" or some other reason and future generations won't remember the original reason.
Whatta ya think?
Whatta ya think?
The 'massively engorged clit' part yes, the 'old wheel of Limburger cheese'... not so much. :wink:
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Eating head cheese is probably just as unhealthy as having it in the first place.
I know that some people could care less, but I'm just saying.
If you clean yourself at most three times a day, I think you could effectively impact that problem. If you think it's a problem.
P.S. circumsicion isn't a bad thing. Neither is staying in tact, but we shouldn't start judging each other by the nature of our "skin."
I know that some people could care less, but I'm just saying.
If you clean yourself at most three times a day, I think you could effectively impact that problem. If you think it's a problem.
P.S. circumsicion isn't a bad thing. Neither is staying in tact, but we shouldn't start judging each other by the nature of our "skin."
