If you woke up with a vagina...

[D_Percy_Prettywillie]

I'd immediately be reminded of this as I always am any time I hear the word "vagina."

http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-05-22/1274482884934.jpg


Is my new vagina as large as my penis was? Wait... are larger vaginas preferable? (Do you... measure it somehow?) I guess it doesn't matter. The first thing I'd do is stick somethin' in there. I mean... I'd need to do that first so I could focus on getting to the bottom of just how much liquor I drank and where to wake up with new sex organs.





JSZ

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

i'd immediately be reminded of this as i always am any time i hear the word "vagina."

http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-05-22/1274482884934.jpg

roflmao

 

[Serial Kisser]

It takes more courage to be a female. Clearly shown by the responses here.

My belief in your intelligence has been restored and I apologize for my oversensisitivity to the issue. I can has chocolate now pls? :biggrin1:

 

[poultrygeist]

at: Oh dear.....the tape goes on the panty side......

:biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1:

yeah, and isn't that string on tampons supposed to be tied to the clit?

 

[marriedasian]

i'll tell you all when it happens, haha... seriously, i would just explore it, play with it, enjoy it, then say my goodbye's and go back to my cock.

 

[LaFemme]

:biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1:

yeah, and isn't that string on tampons supposed to be tied to the clit?

Yes....that's exactly where it goes. Very special knot tying secret taught at the onset of menses ceremony.

 

[TexasC0wb0y]

Men...you are so missing the point! It's not just the vagina! If you're talking sex, the vagina is only part of it. Getting aroused is like being set on fire - it's the kissing, it's the lips, it's the way the nipples get sucked sending electric tingles down to the clit, it's feeling the swelling of the pussy and feeling the juices start to flow; the urge to move and writhe and open up......and that's before you start riding the Marines and inserting random things! lol

(Btw - maybe it's just me, but if without arousal? Not much is getting inserted...)

That's exactly how I do it. I make sure youre primed and pleading before I go in. Heightens the ecstasy! Foreplay is the best part!

 

[646791]

Why am I now thinking about the song "Detachable Penis" ? Feeling both at the same time would have to be incredible.

 

[Remington]

Knowing myself, if I had no warning that a vagina would just pop up in place of my penis....

I'd loose all sense of composure.

 

[Daisy]

Should I take notes?

Yes if you want to be a walking cliche of what men apparently think women are like

 

[D_Crystallized Ginger]

It's really only 7" (even a millimeter or so below), but it's very fat. But thank you for the compliment :smile:

7 and very fat... and you fantasize about having a vagina.. do you know how many men would kill for having a penis of your size?? Be careful with this thought or the Universe could make you penis fall..

 

[hungryman40]

I would go STRAIGHT to the nearest brothel, and offer my services for FREE. I suck and fuck EVERY guy that came in. Of course only if i had a vagina....

 

[poppinfresh]

Find a handsome Single rich man and get knocked up

 

[LaFemme]

Yes if you want to be a walking cliche of what men apparently think women are like

Yes....because apparently because I've been doing this woman thing all wrong! lol

 

[B_625girth]

make sure I avoid anything that requires common sense til the 24 hrs is up.

 

[TomCat84]

7 and very fat... and you fantasize about having a vagina.. do you know how many men would kill for having a penis of your size?? Be careful with this thought or the Universe could make you penis fall..

I was bored, not fantasizing about having a vagina. I love having a penis :smile:

 

[LaFemme]

You all sure don't think much about women....

 

[ManofThunder]

You all sure don't think much about women....

They're thinking with the penis, sweetie.

 

[LaFemme]

It's not very attractive....

 

[ManofThunder]

It's not very attractive....

I'm sure some of them realise that. Don't give up on man-kind, Ms LaFemme! :tongue: