Jerking off in bed

[dad4you]

I usually use the skin of a freshly killed rabbit. The blood disguises most of the cum on the bedsheets, so no one ever questions it.





Duh, use a towel or rag, or a sock, or toilet paper.....you moron!!

ROFLMAO :biggrin1:

 

[B_graveltoe]

Just cum on your sheets, and deal with real probs in life.

 

[maxcok]

I have a team of Lilliputian janitors that live under my mattress. When they hear me in the final moans and gasps of ecstasy they come running out with their tiny mops and cleaning rags. I just lay there while they tidy me up clean as a whistle. I think they really enjoy their work, because after they tuck me in under the covers, they dance away singing a merry tune, "tra la, tra la, tra la la ladie dah . . . . "

 

[340382]

all over myself!!!! everywhere- i mean everywhere...

 

[D_CountVonBhigBohner]

I don't jerk off in bed much anymore...but growing up and in college, I would slipa sock over my cock and stroke it and shoot all inside the sock.

 

[B_RedDude]

Max, you really need to start sharing your drugs with the rest of us.

I have a team of Lilliputian janitors that live under my mattress. When they hear me in the final moans and gasps of ecstasy they come running out with their tiny mops and cleaning rags. I just lay there while they tidy me up clean as a whistle. I think they really enjoy their work, because after they tuck me in under the covers, they dance away singing a merry tune, "tra la, tra la, tra la la ladie dah . . . . "

 

[B_Nick8]

I have a team of Lilliputian janitors that live under my mattress. When they hear me in the final moans and gasps of ecstasy they come running out with their tiny mops and cleaning rags. I just lay there while they tidy me up clean as a whistle. I think they really enjoy their work, because after they tuck me in under the covers, they dance away singing a merry tune, "tra la, tra la, tra la la ladie dah . . . . "

That's so funny, max, I mean something like that happens to me, too! I mean, I don't have a team of Lilliputian janitors or anything, but when I cum after a really marathon session, usually while lying on the couch wearing something white, I'll look around at the mess, and think "This just won't do!" And, of course, the colors get all bright and everything's sort of, well, almost animated because I'm exhausted and excited and a little horrified at the mess all at the same time. I mean there's porn and toys and god knows what all over the place. So I'll sing out an open window "Ahh-ah-ah-ee-ah" two or three times and all these urban helpers will come flying and crawling and buzzing up and out and in from everywhere and I'll say, "Alright, everybody, let's tidy things up!" and, well, see for yourself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb2si7fClqA

I guess life really is just easier in New York, sometimes.

I don't mean relative to you, of course. You have a whole team and my guys don't even live with me.

 

[420_always]

I would say about 90% of the time when I jerk off i do it in my bed. My method is just finding a good soft sock. Then I jack off in the sock making clean up a breeze. After im all done I throw it into my hamper, roll over and go to sleep.

 

[CarlXL]

I suppose the funny answer would be "Make sure there's a woman/good lookin' boy close enough for you to cum on" but since this seems to be a pretty serious thread I'll just have to go with the same reply as everyone else; Towel and/or sock.

 

[Over-reaching]

I suppose the funny answer would be "Make sure there's a woman/good lookin' boy close enough for you to cum on" but since this seems to be a pretty serious thread I'll just have to go with the same reply as everyone else; Towel and/or sock.

Or a second sheet that you use for this purpose (more comfortable than a towel). If it's white cotton (or linen), you can wash it very hot (nearly boiling) and the stains will come out.

 

[maxcok]

I suppose the funny answer would be "Make sure there's a woman/good lookin' boy close enough for you to cum on" but since this seems to be a pretty serious thread . . . .

Yes, it's a serious thread about a very serious problem.

 

[B_RedDude]

I guess I wasn't the only queer who saw "Enchanted".

The thing I remember best about the movie was that James Marsden (always a favorite) has very big feet!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb2si7fClqA

 

[Rammajamma771]

Ask mommy the next time she makes changes your sheets.

 

[424365]

I usually use a trimmed sock (don't like bunched up fabric as I mostly have long socks). That or I'll blow a load directly into a towel or something.

 

[Jeffonback]

I use to get up and shoot in the bathroom too, then did the towel, sock, underwear thing but now most of the time I just let it fly and fall wherever and not worry about it. Much hotter that way.

 

[424365]

I use to get up and shoot in the bathroom too, then did the towel, sock, underwear thing but now most of the time I just let it fly and fall wherever and not worry about it. Much hotter that way.

Stay outta any motels I might use hahaha

 

[wild_boy]

I usually cum on myself and clean with toilet/tissue paper, worst case some cum stains on the sheets are something I can live with.

 

[jackhard]

I use to get up and shoot in the bathroom too, then did the towel, sock, underwear thing but now most of the time I just let it fly and fall wherever and not worry about it. Much hotter that way.

Yeah, definitely! Just let it fly wherever. It's waaaaaaaaaay more fun!

 

[Cypher]

has someone sugested eating it?

cause its a waste of protein otherwise lol

 

[sleepiboi]

I just dump it right over the edge of the bed on the carpet.

Pretty much...lol