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rob_just_rob
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davidjh7 said:It's obviously a fake--if it were real, there would be a halo above his penis...
Is that a halo or a cock ring?
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morphster said:
On the one hand, given the emphasis on the 72 virgins in the afterlife, I tend to believe that Mohammed wasn't particularly large. (Virgins=nothing to compare him to).
On the other hand, this is a purely speculative thread about people who might be entirely fictional, so I'm willing to defer to other posters who have a more credible, or better yet, more amusing theory about Mo's wang.
Wow this has to win the award for the most creatively offensive thread EVER. It involves Jesus, people lusting for him, Jesus' sex life, Jesus having penis envy, and Jesus having a huge cock. WOW, this has got to be the biggest pothead question I have ever read, like something you'd see in a Clerks movie. Just...wow.
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I found this to be the most entertaining thread ever to exist. I say Jesus was a regular prophet with a regular penis. However, from a more artistic point of view, I'd say he was very much like the Statue of David. But, looking even deeper into art as a form of emotion, I'd say Michaelangelo wanted a better body but was satisfied with his endowment; thus, he created a sculpture with a 'perfect' body, sans a huge erection. Following this, if Jesus was made to look 'scrawny,' he may have been above average? And furthermore, I remember reading somewhere that people in the middleast are quite well endowed? Alex, do you know where I might've heard something like that?
hairyman101
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When i went to church i always wondered why there was no mention of his body as a man....they seem to skip over that. all those disiples that followed him they had cocks too and you know when you have to pee in the desert you just whip it out and pee.....and if he is a man would he not have those hard ons that we have.....the bible states that man was made in gods image....soooooo im thinking that man and god look the same. makes sense.
and the whole life thing evolves around the penis. all porn would be nothing without the "money shot" or cumshot.....everyone wants to see it. jesus was born from woman so he had to be like a man. he had to have urges like a man. the whole life thing is a game with alot of questions and NO answers. i am a christan by the way.
god help us.
and the whole life thing evolves around the penis. all porn would be nothing without the "money shot" or cumshot.....everyone wants to see it. jesus was born from woman so he had to be like a man. he had to have urges like a man. the whole life thing is a game with alot of questions and NO answers. i am a christan by the way.
god help us.
thk8plus4u
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Isn't there ANYTHING in the scriptures that mentions an apostle
or beggar man or follower that stood next to JESUS while he peed
and reported what the sight of his holy cock was like?? There
must have been SOMEONE!
or beggar man or follower that stood next to JESUS while he peed
and reported what the sight of his holy cock was like?? There
must have been SOMEONE!
Hehehe!!!I know, huh?!ushah said:You wait till the Christians wake up tomorrow. I don't think they're going to like this too much.
rob_just_rob
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thk8plus4u said:
There may well have been.
One might surmise that whoever wrote the bible had a small penis, and thus felt that any mention of the J-man's todger wouldn't make the bible (as written) any more helpful in his/their quest for temporal power. So any such mention got edited out.
Yes, one might surmise that.
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